"hey mom" the short greeting was all that left the young adult's mouth as he entered his house for the first time in years.

The Mother teared up. "Oh my god, Red, its been literal years since you left me and told me nothign! Im so glad youre okay, baby!" she hugged him

Red was literally covered in icicles because of being on Mount Silver. Eh, so what. His motehr's love melted the ice!

"Thanks mom" he said.

"So..tell me what youve been up to, sweetie!" unlike every other mom, who would be desperate or maybe even pissed to know their child had left for years without a word being said, she had no problem.

"Oh. you know. the usual." red said.

"Wow, Red, so descriptive." his mom said, a bit annoyed. Then she brightened up. "I heard your friend Green became gym leader in vermilliotmole city!" She said excitedly.

"Yeah. also, im the strongest trainder in the world." red commented. "also, im engaging in gay activities with green btw"

His mom gasped. "oooh sweetie, why didnt you tell me!"

"... i was on a fuckin mountain mom holy shtegugnds"

His mom scolded him "No swearing near your mother! so um...whats up with green? is he alreight?"

"yea. Hes good. btw we're getting married."

"Oh ym god, my littel boy is getting married," Red's mom said to her 21 year old son.

"Oh yea, and we're going to Alol btw so...bye mom"

"okay sweetie..." his mom sat in silence as she was aloen once again. She turned to her rattata. "Do you want to be my son?" she asked it.

"FOOLISH MORTAL. I SERVE ONLY JOEY."

Reds mom shuddered. "ok sweetie, i know its just a phase you young kids go through."