The Good, The Stu, The Mary-Sue-

A/N: Hello! This is making fun of all Mary-Sues out there that are not parodies. This is a parody, peeps. Deal with it.

I don't own any book series. This is not specifically making fun of anybody's character except for *insert most horrible Mary-Sue here*, as she is so horrendous. Mary-Sues suck, and all that. Peace out. There is breaking of the fourth wall in here! I don't own *insert same Mary-Sue here*, and I don't WANT to own her.

Chapter One-Declaring War

"We have to do something!" Katniss declared. "I am so God damn sick and tired of random OCs stealing Peeta!"

Gale winced. "And all those random Mary Sues are turning into my wife! What the hell is up with that?"

"Let's not forget that *insert Mary-Sue that I hate and don't own and will from now on call Ima Hog, no offense to anyone whose name is Ima or Hog*," Thresh's dad from District 11. "She got all the facts wrong and made herself perfect! Gag me!"

"They're polluting all the other fandoms, too." Peeta announced. "Just look at the Percy Jackson and the Harry Potter fandoms, those things are everywhere!"

"Then it's settled!" Katniss decreed. "We shall call an across-dimension meeting to discuss how to kill all these Mary-Sues! If you're with me, say 'I'!"

"I!" Everyone yelled.

XxX~At the Meeting~XxX

"Hey!" Percy said. "If these Mary-Sues are monsters, then celestial bronze will kill them, right?" "They go against logic!" Hermione reasoned. "If so, then logic should kill them!"

"Alright, any more ideas?" Katniss yelled. "Now that we have a few ways to kill them, we need to set traps. Bait, anyone?"

Everyone automatically turned to Percy, Nico, Harry, and Gale-the most targeted of the victims. Each paled. "Oh, no." Nico said. "We are NEVER going near them EVER again!" Each teen nodded his head fervently in agreement.

Annabeth sighed. "We'll get you to do it sooner or later, guys. But for now, let's do some training. We need every fighter in the best shape he or she can be if we want to destroy those…things. They keep making me look like a female dog-in a bad sense," she added quickly when Gale opened his mouth.

"Alright!" Hermione yelled. "Weapons over there! Logic over there! Stamina over here! Strength over there!" Demigods ran over to the different areas to supply weapons. The witches and wizards transfigured the rest. Each person ran over to the area they wanted to improve. Soon, there were grunts in the air, cries of "ow!", and sounds of feet thumping against hard-packed dirt.

Meanwhile, each fandom was thinking of their own plan. Percy was planning to take the strongest with him to the River Styx. He would never wish it on anyone, but it was only for a last resort. Annabeth was thinking of multiple ways to defeat those Mary-Sues with logic. Gale and Beetee were puzzling over the mechanic layout of a celestial bronze explosive. Katniss just fired arrows repeatedly into bulls-eyes, imagining the face of each OC that stole Peeta each time. Peeta was putting his camouflaging skills to the test by trying to turn people into Mary-Sues and Gary-Stues. Infiltration would be a good way to take the enemy down from the inside. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were at the stamina and endurance part of training-they were skilled with wands, but it was too easy to imagine a time where each of them would be wandless. Demigods stabbed at dummies with vengeance. Each and every person was straining their limits, but little did they know that they had a Mary-Sue in their midst…

A/ N: IT'S WAR!

Sorry, I had to do this fic. Who is the traitor? Find out next time, on Are You Smarter-I mean, The Good, The Stu, and The Sue!

~egummybear is out, man. Peace.