Authors note.
I had to repost this story due to fanfiction deleting it. I have gotten rid of what I think is the reason they deleted it and hopefully they won't delete it again. Hopefully.
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Disclaimer: I don't own total drama, if you want to know who did. Google it.
Warning: This episode contains some swearing, some suggestive content, a jerk jock, an egotistic host and a lack of character development. Read at your own risk.
Pairings: They will be a secret for now.
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Episode 1: Meet the tenets.
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The episode begins with a view of the front steps of the mansion a young looking man with combed back dark blue hair a black suit with a red bow tie is standing on them.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to total drama mansion, I'm your host Ethan Sinclair" said the man on the front steps. "You may remember me from the unaired episode of are you smarter than a Canadian fifth grader. tonight we have twenty-six teenagers from different walks of life, who are willing to live in a fabulous country style mansion for two million dollars" the man pulls out the briefcase and opens it showing the money inside "but there's a catch" he closes the lid 'they must fight to the finish in daily challenges, the last one standing wins speaking of which looks like our first contestant has just arrived"
A limo stops in front of the mansion
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, wearing a barber shop quartet style clothing and hat walks out.
"Welcome Andrew," greeted Ethan.
Andrew runs up to Ethan and shakes his hand. "It's a pleasure to be here Mr. err." Andrew pauses for a second. "Not to be rude but I thought Chris was hosting the show."
"Yes well he is a bit caught up in his big bad total drama island project." said Ethan. He looks at the camera. "It won't last." he turns back to Andrew. "Anyway it's Ethan. Ethan Sinclair."
"Ah well it's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Sinclair." said Andrew.
"I see you have a barber shop quartet thing going on here. Are you part of a group?" asked Ethan.
"Indeed I am. I am a part of the magnificent four, the world's greatest barber shop quartet. In fact my group is the reason I came here." Andrew said.
"You don't say." said Ethan not really paying attention.
"Indeed my group needed some advertising and some funding so I came here to advertise our group and to hopefully win the million dollar prize to fund our group." explained Andrew.
"Uh huh yeah, well it's been nice talking to you but we have a schedule to keep. Just put your luggage over there and wait for the others" said Ethan
Andrew nods then walks onto the porch and waits for the others. The first limo leaves and the next one pulls up.
A Canadian boy with shaggy black hair, wearing a black shirt with a red jacket, blue jeans and white sneakers steps out.
"Welcome to your new home Becker" greeted Ethan.
Becker walks up to Ethan while struggling to carry his luggage. "Oh uh hey"
"Need any help with that?" asked Ethan as he summoned three butlers from the mansion.
"NO!" screamed Becker, he realizes he screamed and says nervously. "er I mean no I got it" he walks up the steps still struggling and stands next to Andrew.
"Okay," said Ethan a little suspicions. He then turns his attention to another limo pulling up. "Ah next contestant,"
A Canadian boy with short brown hair, brown eyes, large black rimmed glasses, a blue shirt with an alien design with the words believe underneath, and tan khakis walks out.
"Welcome Carl" greeted Ethan.
Carl walks up and nervously shakes Ethan's hand while avoiding eye contact. "n. to meet you sir."
"So Carl, how's it feel to be out of the house? Your parents said you haven't left their basement in months."
"Yeah," said Carl. Carl joins the other contestants all while still avoiding eye contact.
"Well that was interesting." said Ethan. He then turned his attention to the arriving limo.
"Next contestant!" announced Ethan.
A Canadian boy with shaggy brown hair, gray t shirt with a navy blue spider design, blue jeans and black sneakers walks out.
"Welcome Carter!" greeted Ethan.
"Quite," said carter not giving a damn. He walks over to the others without saying another word.
Ethan turns his attention toward another limo pulling up. "Next contestant." announced Ethan.
An African Canadian boy, with short brown hair, brown eyes, white tank top tan jeans and white sneakers walks out.
"Welcome Devon, how's it feel to be out of the city?" greeted Ethan.
"Pretty good, it's nice to get out to the country side for once." said Devon. He shakes Ethan's hand and walks over to the other contestants.
Another limo arrives with a Caucasian boy, with short brown hair, a wool cap and ski goggles, heavy white parka a blue scarf, blue mittens, blue jeans and brown boots, carrying a snowboard... The boy walks out of the limo.
"Welcome Eric" greeted Ethan. "Uh why are you dressed so….. uh warm?"
"Well I figured since were in Canada, but its weird there's no snow around." said Eric.
"That's because it's summer." said Ethan as if he were talking about the weather… which he was.
"Well crap." said Eric as he took off his hat and goggles and his parka revealing a white sweater, and walked toward the other contestants.
Another limo comes up and a Canadian boy, with shoulder length brown hair, red shirt tan khakis, and black sandals walks out.
"Welcome Erwin." greeted Ethan.
Erwin waves at Ethan, pulls out a duffel bag and walks towards the other contestants.
Another limo pulls up with a Canadian girl, with long brown hair, green shirt with a red rose design, shaggy tan jeans, and black sandals. She walks off the limo.
"Welcome felicity!" greeted Ethan.
"Hi there um…" said felicity.
"Ethan, Ethan Sinclair." said Ethan.
"Oh okay Ethan." said felicity. She then looks at the contestants. "Am I the only girl here?"
"Well the others haven't arrived yet, if that's what you meant." said Ethan.
"Kind off," said felicity. She walked toward the other contestants.
Another limo arrived with a Canadian boy, with long wild brown hair, neck length beard, shirtless with torn up tan khakis. He walks out of the limo.
"Welcome Grady!" greeted Ethan.
Grady just grunts then walks over to the other contestants, and sniffs felicity freaking her out.
"Huh." said Ethan. "I must not be one to talk to."
Another limo arrives with a Canadian boy, with shoulder length blonde hair, hairy chin, red unbuttoned button Hawaiian shirt, tan khakis and black sandals. He walks out of the limo.
"Welcome Herman!" greeted Ethan.
"Hey man." said Herman as he fist bumps Ethan then walks toward the other contestants without saying another word.
Another limo arrives with a Canadian boy, with shaggy short black hair, one blue eye and one green eye, gray button up shirt with a white t-shirt underneath, blue jeans and white sandals.
"Welcome Ivan!" greeted Ethan.
"Salutations Ethan Sinclair." said Ivan almost menacingly.
"Well at least some one knows my name." said Ethan.
"Oh I know more than just your name. I know all about you." said Ivan. He then yanks a hair from Ethan's head and runs toward the contestants, laughing.
Ethan scratches his head in confusion. "okaaay."
A limo arrives and an Asian boy, with short black hair, a silver sword necklace, a black shirt and blue jeans gets out.
"Welcome jasper!" greeted Ethan.
Jasper bows to Ethan and then walks toward the other contestants.
A limo arrives, and a Canadian boy, with black hair, a gray tank top and blue jeans with white sneakers comes out.
"Welcome Kent!" greeted Ethan.
"s'up man." said Kent. He then looks at the other contestants and laughs. "Aw man this is rich." he walks up to the others "listen up ladies, you better quit now cuz I'm gonna win this thing."
Devon walks up to Kent. "Oh yeah well bring it I'm gonna mop the floor with you."
Felicity gets between them. "Guys stop it now save it for the challenges."
"Better listen to the cutie don't wanna wear you're self out before the challenge, I wanna be the one that destroys you." said Kent.
Devon growls at him then stomps a way.
Kent puts his arm around felicity's shoulder. "Thanks for the help cutie, but I could've handled him." he leans in a little closer to felicity. "Now how 'bout a little kiss?"
Felicity pushes him away. "First off stop calling me cutie, and second if you think I would ever be with a guy like you, you are sadly mistaken."
Kent looks at her with a surprised look on his face and then he laughs. "You think I was," he then burst out laughing. "Sorry cutie I go for girls with a bit more 'ample offerings'."
Felicity blushes then covers her chest with her arms then walks away.
Kent watches her walk away. "Not bad though."
Felicity stretches the back of her shirt over her rear.
Soon another limo pulls up, and a Canadian boy, with short black hair, hair on chin, black shirt, blue jeans, and white sneakers walks out.
"Welcome Logan!" greeted Ethan.
"Thank you." said Logan not really meaning it. He then walks to the other contestants, examining them.
Another limo pulls up, and a Canadian boy, with shaggy brown hair, and square lens glasses, red shirt, blue shorts, and black sneakers walks out.
"Welcome Martin!" greeted Ethan.
Martin was reading 'snow falling on cedars' and hadn't noticed Ethan
"Uh Martin,"
Martin looks up and see's Ethan. "Oh uh hi," he looks back down, and walks toward the others contestants.
Another limo pulls up, and a Canadian boy, with short curly brown hair, chubby, yellow shirt with a sun design, blue jeans and red sneakers walks out.
"Welcome Mort!" greeted Ethan.
"Hey thanks, good to be here." said Mort, a little cheerfully. He then walks towards the others.
Another limo pulls up, and a Canadian boy, with shaggy blonde hair, yin yang necklace, white t-shirt with a blue exclamation point design, blue jeans and white sneakers comes out.
"Welcome nick." greeted Ethan.
"Oh um t. you" said nick nervously. He then walks towards the others.
Another limo pulls up, and a Canadian boy, with shaggy black hair, black shirt with a red "doom" design, black jeans and black shoes comes out.
"Welcome Octavo!" greeted Ethan.
"Thanks," said Octavo blandly. He walks past Ethan towards the others.
Another limo pulls up. A African-Canadian girl, with curly black hair, pink tank top, sun earrings, blue jeans, and black sandals comes out.
"Welcome Patty!" greeted Ethan.
"Hey Ethan," said patty as she hugs Ethan. "It's so nice to meet you."
"The pleasure is mine." said Ethan. Patty blushes and giggles. "Why don't you go wait with the rest."
"Ok," said patty. She then walked toward the other contestants.
Another limo pulls up, a Canadian boy , with brown hair and brown eyes, and a red ninja costume gets out.
"Welcome uh red." greeted Ethan.
Red bows and flips over towards the others. Jasper gives him the evil eye.
Another limo pulls over, a Canadian boy, with shaggy black hair, a necklace with a black peace sign, black t-shirt, blue jeans and brown boots comes out.
"Welcome Rick!"
"Hi there," said Rick. He shakes Ethan's hand and walks towards the other contestants.
another limo pulls up, a Canadian boy, with short brown hair, backwards red baseball cap, gold chain, white muscle shirt (wife beater) shaggy blue jeans and white sneakers comes out.
"Welcome Stan!" greeted Ethan.
"s'up McLean" said Stan.
"Sinclair actually." corrected Ethan.
"what'evs." said Stan with a shrug. He then joins the other contestants.
Another limo pulls up, and a Canadian boy, with curly brown hair, tye dye shirt, tan khakis, and black sandals, comes out.
"Welcome Tobias!" greeted Ethan.
"Hey," said Tobias with a wave and he joins the others without saying another word.
Another limo pulls up, and an Asian boy, bald, wearing a yellow shirt, blue jeans and black sneakers comes out
"Welcome Xenos!" greeted Ethan.
"Hello," said Xenos. "A wonderful place you've got here."
"Why thank you." said Ethan as Xenos joined the others.
Another limo pulls up, and a Canadian girl, with long blonde hair, pink t-shirt with purple star design, tight blue jeans, and white sandals comes out.
"Welcome Jasmine!" greeted Ethan.
"Is this where were suppose to stay?" said Jasmine ignoring Ethan.
"Yes," answered Ethan.
"Cool," stated jasmine as she joined the other contestants.
Another limo pulls up. Ethan notices this and smiles. "Ah and here comes our final contestant" announced Ethan.
A Canadian boy, with short orange hair, headphones around his neck, blue and white jacket, white t-shirt underneath, blue jeans and white sneakers comes out
"Welcome Zeke!" greeted Ethan.
"Hey man," said Zeke as he shakes Ethan's hand. He looks over at the others. "This my competition?"
"Yes," answered Ethan.
"Cool," stated Zeke. He walks toward the other contestants and stands in front of them. "I hope none of you take it easy on me 'cuz I'm not going to take it easy on you."
"Good," said Devon and the two fist bumped.
The final limo drives away and Ethan turns to face the contestants. "and that's everyone, contestants meet your new roommates, they will be your friends, your enemies and your teammates." as he said this everyone turned to face who was next to them, Xenos looked at Nick and tried to shake hands with him but Nick fainted, Devon and Kent turned to each other and growled, Zeke and Felicity turned to each other and blushed.
Ethan waited a few seconds before speaking. "Are you ready to see your new home?" Ethan was met with scattered 'yes's and some whooping. "Alright then let's get started."
Ethan walks up to the front door. "Welcome to your new home." he opens the door and they enter the foyer.
The foyer was large and open with golden glow. There was a staircase set at the back of the room that lead to the upper floors, there was also a large gold fountain in the center of the room, the gold was fake but it was still nice. There were two doors in the room, one at the right and one at the left.
"Whoa" said a stunned Eric.
"You said it" said Mort.
Ethan waited a few seconds while the contestants were in a stunned silence before he spoke up. "Now if you would follow me." He walked over to the door on the right and they followed him.
He opened the door and led them into a large room with many bookcases and tables in almost maze like fashion; there was a large bay window that likely let in a lot of light during the day, a stair case lead to a second level with a few more bookcases lined up against the wall.
"Welcome to my library. You may read any of the books you wish, my only request is that you keep the books the way you found them okay? Okay, continuing on." Said Ethan, he closes then the door and leads them up the foyer stairs to the second floor.
The second floor was a long hallway with white ivory walls and multiple hanging potted plants. Along the sides of the walls were multiple doors.
"This is the second level." said Ethan. "Here there is a gym, an arcade, a movie theater, a rec room, a bowling alley, an art studio, a computer room, a toy room…"
"Toy room?' interrupted Zeke.
"Well mostly we have that for an later challenge, really what's in there is a bunch of Lego's, as I was saying, a spa, a music room, a skydiving simulation room, and the rest you'll figure out on your own. Moving on."
He leads them up another flight of stairs. This floor was the same as the second floor a long hallway with multiple doors lining the wall. The only difference was that the wall were not white, one side was red while the other was blue.
"These are your sleeping arrangements; you will each have your own individual room. If you'll notice the walls are either blue or red. Well that is because those are the team colors, people on the red team will get rooms on the red side, vice versa for blue team. Now you're rooms are all the same."
Ethan leads them into one of the rooms. The room was nice, fancy and very spacious bedroom with red silk curtains that covered the windows which likely lead to a deck. Also in the room as a nice big soft looking bed and a bureau. There were two other doors in the room.
"This is where you will be sleeping, if you couldn't tell." said Ethan.
"Swank," said Jasmine.
"Now if you'll notice there are two doors, one leads to the confessional where you can get something off your chest or just say hello to the viewing public."
"The other door leads to your bathroom which everything you will ever need a bathtub slash shower slash hot tub."
"Let's continue our tour back to the first floor." said Ethan and he led them back down to the foyer and led them to the door to the left.
"Welcome to the dining room," said Ethan as he opened the door.
The dining room was a large room with one long table in the middle, on one side of the table the table cloth was blue while the other was red. There were doors to the left of the room obviously leading into the kitchen
"This is where you will have your meals, you may eat any time you feel like it, just ring the bell." said Ethan.
He then rang the bell that was hung next to the door and a blond man in a chef's outfit walked out of the kitchen.
"Hallo," said the man with a distinctly Swedish accent.
"Everyone meet Ed he is the chef, just tell him your hungry and he will bring you a menu." explained Ethan. Ed then brought out a menu roughly the size of a dictionary.
"Wow mort looks like you're in heaven." said Kent. Mort just gave him an angry glance.
"This is also where you will be having your elimination ceremony." explained Ethan. "Other places to visit are the backyard where we have our swimming pool along with a small forest slash garden. Also the basement and the attic are off limits."
"Why?" asked Stan.
"Because the basement is where we have all our equipment for the show, and as for the attic it's because it's haunted." said Ethan.
"What?" said Martin.
Just then four men walked into the dining room.
One of the men was roughly 75 years old and going bald, he was wearing a butler's outfit.
The second man was wearing a gasmask and a red rubber fire proof suit. On the suit the word 'Dufresne' was printed on it.
The third man was a ninja… really he was just a ninja.
The fourth man looked around 30 with a slightly annoyed look on his face. He had curly black hair in almost an afro; he also had a slight goatee. He was wearing a blue jacket with a white shirt underneath. Tan khakis and black sandals.
"Ah good you're here." said Ethan. He turns to the Contestants. "Meet the employees here at total drama mansion they will aid you on this little game of ours. First off is Willis."
The 70 year old man steps forward and bows. "At your service sir's and madams,"
"Willis here is my faithful butler. If there is anything you ever need just call him." said Ethan.
Ethan cleared his throat and spoke again. "Next is our resident medic, Dufresne."
The man in the fire proof suit stepped forward.
"Dufresne here is our resident medic, from pain killers to antacids to laxatives if you have any health problems Dufresne is the man to see."
"He looks kind of familiar." said Carl.
"Does he?" asked Ethan.
"Yeah … he reminds me of a video game character but I just can't place him." said Carl.
They all look at Dufresne who was now holding a fire ax wrapped in barbed wire and he was playing it like a guitar.
Ethan pondered for a moment then shrugged. "Doesn't seem familiar to me,"
Defresne then started pushing his arms forward as if to perform a 'hadoken'
"Moving on." said Ethan. "Meet our two tech experts."
The ninja and the other man stepped forward.
"Doc,"
After hearing his name the ninja bowed.
"And Dan,"
The fourth man 'Dan' stepped forward without much enthusiasm.
"Ugh why did we have to be here." said Dan. "These kids don't need to meet us. I mean it's not like they'll see us again, were the behind the scenes."
"True, true." said Ethan. "But this is part of your punishment for eating my cake."
"Ugh, for the last time I didn't eat your cake." said Dan with much annoyance.
Doc then pulled out a picture that reveled Dan eating a slice of chocolate cake greedily.
Dan glared at doc and said. "I hate you."
Ethan chuckled for a moment then ceased. "Any how, you are dismissed." said Ethan to the employees. The four men left the dining room.
"Well," said Ethan. "I suppose this is as good a time as any other to form the teams.
"Finally!" said jasmine.
" Zeke, Xenos, Andrew, Grady, Felicity, Jasmine, Kent, Martin, Mort, Ivan, Tobias, Rick, and Erwin you will be now known as team red." announced Ethan.
"That's it?" asked Zeke. "No team name, just 'team red'."
"If you want a 'fancy team name' you can make one yourself." stated Ethan.
"Okay," said felicity. "How about…"
"RED WINNERS!" interrupted Kent.
"May I finish?" said Ethan sternly.
"Red, Herman, Eric, Nick, Carter, Stan, Patty, Carl, Becker, Jasper, Octavo, Devon, and Logan, you will be team blue." announced Ethan. "Now if there are no questions I shall leave you to do your thing. Oh and do enjoy your stay."
Ethan then left the contestants alone
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Later that night everyone was getting settled in. Becker was on the stairs once again struggling with his things.
"c'mon c'mon" said Becker. Soon enough Devon walked by with his luggage in hand.
"Need any help" asked Devon as he walked by.
"No I'm fine" said Becker. Then the flap on his bag opened and a cockatiel flew out. "Spartacus no!"
The cockatiel flew around for a few seconds then landed on Becker's shoulder whistling happily.
"What the?!" exclaimed Devon.
"Please Devon don't tell anyone" pleaded Becker.
Devon looked conflicted staying silent a couple of seconds. But finally he sighed and said "my lips are sealed."
Carter was at the bottom of the staircase hiding smiled and whispered "mine aren't."
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Confessional:
Zeke. "Oh man this is going to be awesome!"
Xenos. "Wow, it's nice to finally meet some people outside of my immediate family."
Andrew. "How positively splendid, I can't wait for the game to begin. And I promise to show good sportsmanship."
Grady. He just stares at the camera growling.
Felicity. "I half expected to have a good time here, but now that I met Kent *sigh* oh well might as well ignore him. I just hope I can."
Jasmine. "Everyone here is a loser it's going to be so easy to win."
Kent. "The million is in the bag, ain't no one here who can beat my athleticism!"
Martin. "Man did you see that library, I can tell I'm gonna have a good time here."
Mort. "Wow I can't believe I'm here, (looks down) I just hope my weight doesn't become too much of a problem."
Ivan. He is holding up the hair he got from Ethan and laughing diabolically. "Soon, sooooon muahahahaha!"
Tobias. "This should be an interesting show."
Rick. "This is going to be fun, lot of um… interesting people here"
Erwin. He just waves at the camera.
Red. "whooooooooooooo frikken sweet time to show off my sweet ninja skills!"
Herman. "Man I am just psyched to be here, this is going to be fun."
Eric. "I'm still a little embarrassed considering I came ready to snowboard but I doubt that that will hurt my chances in the game."
Nick. He's shaking nervously. "sooooo *hehe* this is *heh* the confessional…. Soooo that patty is cute." he then blushes.
Carter. "Many of the people here are not very bright, maybe I could manipulate a few to bring me to the final four."
Stan. "Ladies watch out ain't nobody safe when Stan the man is around
Patty. "ain't it weird that there's only three girls here"
Carl. "*weezing* I'm here I can't believe It." he takes a hit from his inhaler "I'm nerding out over here"
Becker and Spartacus. "I hope Devon hasn't blabbed to everyone about Spartacus, I mean I can't lose this, Yams is depending on me."
Jasper. "I can't believe Red is here, he needs to learn his place."
Octavo. "These people are idiots they need to accept that all life is an abyss of darkness."
Devon. "So far everyone's been pretty cool, I even found out that we all signed up for big bad Total Drama Island but were rejected, crazy."
Logan. "Everyone here is my puppet, they will soon be under my control."
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The scene changes to outside the mansion with Ethan standing on the front steps.
"And so that concludes tonight's episode, tune in next time here on total drama mansion, this is Ethan Sinclair signing off."
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END.
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Next time see as the 26 contestants go on a scavenger hunt in the library and annoy each other to no end.
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Red team
Zeke: The music fan.
Xenos: The Chinese mystic.
Andrew: The dapper fellow.
Grady: The caveman.
Felicity: The sane vegan girl.
Jasmine: The bitch.
Kent: The in it to win it athlete.
Martin: The absent minded bookworm.
Mort: The low confidence fat guy.
Ivan: The mad scientist.
Tobias: The level headed boy.
Rick: The cool guy.
Erwin: The thoughtful mute.
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Blue team
Red: The westernized ninja.
Herman: The beach bum.
Eric: The American snowboarder.
Nick: The shy guy.
Carter: The child prodigy.
Stan: The hip hop artist.
Patty: The rumor spreader.
Carl: The nerd.
Becker: The bird boy.
Jasper: The samurai.
Octavo: The grim guy.
Devon: The city slicker.
Logan: The antagonist.
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Employees
Ethan: The host/ a Chris in a suit.
Ed: The Swedish chef.
Dufresne: The silent medic.
Willis: The loyal butler.
Dan: The tech expert.
Doc: The tech ninja.
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