Hi this is Wielder of the Blue Flames here and this is my first story I have ever posted so forgive me if it's not that good. This will be a crossover between two of my favourite shows My Life As A Teenage Robot and Invader Zim called The Lives' Of A Teenage Robot And Irken. It's kind of rewriting the episodes of both shows but with different elements. Zim and Gir land in Tremorten in the first episode of MLaaTR, Zim is not an idiot, he is a teen and is the same height as Jenny, Gir is a little bit smarter, Dib and Gaz will appear some other time and they are teens as well. Zim and Jenny will be paired up together and Zim will be a hero in this.
So with that out of the way let's begin.
Prologue
Space.
An endless void of many wonderful things that will blow your mind away.
Stars, asteroids and of course planets inhabited with many different species of alien life forms.
That's right; Aliens do in fact exist out there. Many different species live out in the many galaxies across the universe, some peaceful, some undiscovered, and some similar to others. But there is one species that the many others out there fear. One that is the bane of many planets for eons and has continued to spread terror across the universe.
That species is named...The Irken Empire.
The Irken Empire has been a warmongering race for a very long time and has conquered many planets with soldiers, weapons and space ships. The leadership of the Irken Empire must not only fall onto the wisest Irken of all, but it must also fall onto the tallest Irken of all. That is the most important factor of the Irken Empire. You see in Irken culture the tallest Irken's are looked at with respect and the shortest Irken's are treated with scorn and disrespect. It's a pretty stupid reason actually.
It was not always like this.
The Irken had once been a peaceful race under the leadership of the first Almighty Tallest, Miyuki. She led her people through an age harmony and hoped to change the way the smaller Irken's were looked down upon and wanted to negotiate peace with other planets.
But just before any of that could happen an accident occurred in which led to death of Tallest Miyuki and four other Irken official's. The tragedy was the result of a monstrous creature which had been dubbed the "Infinite energy absorbing blob" which had been set loose by an unknown force to hunt and kill Miyuki. It found her and the other official's in a meeting room ready to start negotiations with another race known as the Vort and then it devoured them. Before anyone could try to track the blob, it had returned to its masters.
No one knew who released the blob or why it killed their leader. Some believed it to be an Irken science experiment gone wrong. Other's believed the Vort planned the murder but no solid evidence was obtained. With the death of Miyuki the people went into chaos for a short period of time until a new leader was found. And that role fell upon the next tallest Irken, Almighty Tallest Spork.
Tallest Spork was nothing like Tallest Miyuki. In fact he was reckless, impulsive and he had an ego, and I mean a very BIG one. He was very greedy Irken and some of his traits passed down on most of the population. He vowed to make sure his rule would be the only one the Irken's would remember and respect forever.
Too bad his rule didn't last long.
In just one year during his rule, Tallest Spork was killed when he was giving a speech on how great he was running things on their home planet: Irk. Halfway through the speech the Infinite energy absorbing blob, the same creature that ate Tallest Miyuki, smashed through the ground below the stage and devoured Spork thus ending his rule which happened to be the shortest one in Irken history. Very ironic actually.
The Irken's killed the blob before it could escape and soon found a Vort trying to flee the scene. The Vort actually had the blobs DNA around his body and concluded that they were also the ones who orchestrated the death of Tallest Miyuki. With the amount of evidence surrounding him even though he said he was innocent, the Vort was quickly arrested and executed. With the death of Spork two new tallest were found quickly who were advisors to Spork. They are simply known as Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple due to their eye colour and colour of clothes.
Red was the tallest with Purple being one inch short so they decided to co-rule Irk as the new Tallest. They quickly suggested that not only should they declare war on the Vort but they should try to conquer the galaxy itself to make sure none of the previous incidents ever happen again. What they also want to do with the planets they conquered, they want to make snacks for them.
You see, with Red and Purple now the new Tallest the Irken's actually started having a craving for snacking. That's what they usually do now these days. In fact if you accidently knock over a vending machine you would be arrested for a year before you can blink.
So now with Red and Purple the new Tallest, they launched their war campaign Operation Impending Doom with their Armada. Unfortunately due to the incompetence of one Irken soldier that almost led to the near annihilation of their civilization it failed pretty fast. They banished the Irken to the snacking planet: Foodcourtia and waited for a year to pick up the pieces and restart their plan all over again.
Now they are ready to start again and try to conquer all the races of the universe and force them to serve the Irken Empire forever!
But there are two problems they did not plan for to interfere with their plans.
One Irken will return and put a stop to their Invasion and save the universe. And one android will aide him and save her home world from another evil force. They will make friends and foes alike, many tasks and obstacles will be set before them that they must overcome and they must truly learn what it means to be a hero and heroine!
But don't think it's a bit much for a couple of teenagers that have enough problems on their hands.
This is how it begins...
Well that's the prologue. I hope it was good and let me know if there are any problems so I can fix them. By the way here are some notes on what I did with the history of the Irken's.
Yes I know what happened in the script of the unreleased IZ episode The Trial. But like I said I am making things different. Some are big and some are small but it will all build up to a lot of good stuff.
Yes I will be pairing Zim and Jenny up because I like it and because it's never been done before. Don't judge me.
This story will feature characters from both show's and episodes only with different scenarios.
All characters and episodes belong to their respective owner's and I own nothing.
Please read and review and will post as fast as I can!
This is Wielder Of The Blue Flames signing off! (:
