Chapter One: To Glitz and Glory
'What is it?' Wiggle. 'I don't kno- It's moving, BOMB!' Squirm. 'Wow… It's a Yoshi!' My eyes shot open and saw the Koopa and the Bomb-om staring down at me. I pushed the hair out of my face and made a fist. 'Are you talkin' to me?' I said getting up on my feet. The Koopa's jaw dropped and his sunglasses slipped down. 'The Great Gonzales's going to love meeting you…' He said grinning. I raised a brow. 'Gonzales?' I asked.
I noticed the mirror over by the door and I ran by it. 'WOAH!' I backed up, I was a blue Yoshi! My hair was flicked up like a Mohawk; I have a satisfied grin and quietly said. 'Yeah…'
I turned around to look at the Koopa, who was moving his jaw like a Cheep-Cheep. 'Spit it out!' I groaned playfully gulping him. He wiped the spit off him and looked up at me. He was about to speak when the door was flung open and a tired man, a Ghost of some sort, a Goomba, and another Koopa entered.
The man wore blue overalls and a red cap with the letter 'M' on it, the ghost was FAT, revealing, purple, and wore only a gold necklace. The Goomba was kind of cute; she had a red ascot and a weird outfit too. The Koopa wore a hoodie, I think, and a bandage on his head. The Koopa with the sunglasses pointed to the man. 'That's Gonzales.'
After a while of introduction and having that fat man, The Great Gonzales, on my back I joined his 'Party'… I didn't hear any music though.
Mario groaned and made a weeping noise. 'What's wrong?' The Koopa with the sunglasses, King K, walked over to me. 'Gonzales has to fight these monsters dawg, but there's no way he can harm them! Their defense is 4 so he can't use no hammer, yo! They also have then gnarly spikes all over so he can't be jumping on the freaks!' I sighed and sat with the Goomba, Goombella. 'Hey there, girl!' I said showing off my extra long tongue. She sighed. 'Hi Yoshi.' I frowned, she didn't seem interested. 'Wanna see my attack?' I offered. She sighed, again! 'Okay.' I walked over to King K. 'Mind if I use you?' I asked. He shrugged. 'Sure.'
I positioned myself for attack. 'Ready, Goombella?' I asked. She nodded. I quickly shot out my tongue and gulped King K; I then quickly spat him out again. Goombella gasped, I guessed she was impressed. 'Yoshi, that was great!' She ran over to me and kissed me on the cheek. I blushed like mad but she didn't notice, she had already scurried off to Gonzales, I think they're together.
I watched as the two talked, well, Goombella talked and Gonzales nodded. Gonzales has an exclamation point pop above his head and he talk to the GBA- Heeeeey; I didn't see that there… Maybe I could play a game their later –smirk-
A big, hulky bodyguard opened the door and summoned Gonzales and Me, heh I love using cool words like 'Summon'. Gonzales and I followed him to another door, it had a big blue circle with a star in the center, when we entered the door I could hardly believe my eyes! There were people everywhere; I couldn't believe that I would be able to fight in front of everyone.
We walked, well, jumped up the stairs and I saw our opponents, two hulky spiked clefts. I snarled I knew I could take them. As soon as the… Hippo (?) said to begin the fight I was switched to the front. I ran towards the spiked beings, they were, laughing at me? Oh boy, they're going to get it now!
A/N: Sorry about the Cliffy, sort of but I decided to make the first chapter to be a short one.
