ROAD SIGNS OF MIDDLE-EARTH

Disclaimer: Middle-Earth is not mine, it's Tolkien's... and most of these road signs belong to the U.S. government. I just swiped them temporarily :) If you sue, the only thing you get is a moldy mobile home situated right beneath a 3000 foot dormant volcano which looks just like Mount Doom, in the middle of a flood plain subject to earthquakes, below a dam, near a nuclear submarine base. No kidding. I like it. You wouldn't. Especially when the local river changes course.

Author's Note: While watching "Smokey and the Bandit" and thinking of Boromir's horn. ^_^;

Signs in Moria:

YOU CANNOT PASS

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

BRIDGE OUT ONE MILE AHEAD-- DETOUR

Sign at Pass of Cirith Ungol:

SPIDER CROSSING

Sign at Pass of Caradhras:

REDHORN GATE-- AVALANCHE AREA

CHAINS REQUIRED (except for Elves)

Sign at entrance to Lothlorien:

ENTERING LORIEN-- PLEASE LEAVE YOUR DWARVES AT THE GATE

Signs near Rivendell:

HOSPITAL ONE MILE AHEAD

REST STOP ONE MILE AHEAD

FOOD ONE MILE AHEAD

LODGING ONE MILE AHEAD

ENTERTAINMENT ONE MILE AHEAD

SCENIC VIEWPOINT ONE MILE AHEAD

Sign at Isengard:

SARUMAN'S LAND CLEARING AND GENETIC ENGINEERING, INC

THE WEST'S LEADING INDUSTRIAL PARK

ENJOY YOUR VISIT

Sign in Fangorn:

BEWARE OF TREES

Sign in Wose Country between Rohan and Gondor:

PRIMITIVE ROAD

Sign somewhere on the road to Mordor:

NO U-TURNS

Sign in the Dead Marshes:

WATER OVER ROADWAY

Sign in Mordor:

NO REST STOP FOR THE NEXT 300 MILES

Signs in Hobbiton:

BEWARE OF THE TOOK

ENTERING FOOT LOUSE QUARANTINE AREA

DO NOT TRANSPORT ANY HOMEGROWN FOOT LICE BEYOND THIS POINT

Sign at Bucklebury Ferry:

FOOT PASSENGERS ONLY-- NO HORSES ALLOWED

HEIGHT LIMIT: 3-1/2 FEET

WEIGHT LIMIT: ONE GROSS

PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE READY

Sign at the entrance to Barad-Dur:

DEAD END

NO TURNAROUND BEYOND THIS POINT