ROAD SIGNS OF MIDDLE-EARTH
Disclaimer: Middle-Earth is not mine, it's Tolkien's... and most of these road signs belong to the U.S. government. I just swiped them temporarily :) If you sue, the only thing you get is a moldy mobile home situated right beneath a 3000 foot dormant volcano which looks just like Mount Doom, in the middle of a flood plain subject to earthquakes, below a dam, near a nuclear submarine base. No kidding. I like it. You wouldn't. Especially when the local river changes course.
Author's Note: While watching "Smokey and the Bandit" and thinking of Boromir's horn. ^_^;
Signs in Moria:
YOU CANNOT PASS
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
BRIDGE OUT ONE MILE AHEAD-- DETOUR
Sign at Pass of Cirith Ungol:
SPIDER CROSSING
Sign at Pass of Caradhras:
REDHORN GATE-- AVALANCHE AREA
CHAINS REQUIRED (except for Elves)
Sign at entrance to Lothlorien:
ENTERING LORIEN-- PLEASE LEAVE YOUR DWARVES AT THE GATE
Signs near Rivendell:
HOSPITAL ONE MILE AHEAD
REST STOP ONE MILE AHEAD
FOOD ONE MILE AHEAD
LODGING ONE MILE AHEAD
ENTERTAINMENT ONE MILE AHEAD
SCENIC VIEWPOINT ONE MILE AHEAD
Sign at Isengard:
SARUMAN'S LAND CLEARING AND GENETIC ENGINEERING, INC
THE WEST'S LEADING INDUSTRIAL PARK
ENJOY YOUR VISIT
Sign in Fangorn:
BEWARE OF TREES
Sign in Wose Country between Rohan and Gondor:
PRIMITIVE ROAD
Sign somewhere on the road to Mordor:
NO U-TURNS
Sign in the Dead Marshes:
WATER OVER ROADWAY
Sign in Mordor:
NO REST STOP FOR THE NEXT 300 MILES
Signs in Hobbiton:
BEWARE OF THE TOOK
ENTERING FOOT LOUSE QUARANTINE AREA
DO NOT TRANSPORT ANY HOMEGROWN FOOT LICE BEYOND THIS POINT
Sign at Bucklebury Ferry:
FOOT PASSENGERS ONLY-- NO HORSES ALLOWED
HEIGHT LIMIT: 3-1/2 FEET
WEIGHT LIMIT: ONE GROSS
PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE READY
Sign at the entrance to Barad-Dur:
DEAD END
NO TURNAROUND BEYOND THIS POINT
Disclaimer: Middle-Earth is not mine, it's Tolkien's... and most of these road signs belong to the U.S. government. I just swiped them temporarily :) If you sue, the only thing you get is a moldy mobile home situated right beneath a 3000 foot dormant volcano which looks just like Mount Doom, in the middle of a flood plain subject to earthquakes, below a dam, near a nuclear submarine base. No kidding. I like it. You wouldn't. Especially when the local river changes course.
Author's Note: While watching "Smokey and the Bandit" and thinking of Boromir's horn. ^_^;
Signs in Moria:
YOU CANNOT PASS
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
BRIDGE OUT ONE MILE AHEAD-- DETOUR
Sign at Pass of Cirith Ungol:
SPIDER CROSSING
Sign at Pass of Caradhras:
REDHORN GATE-- AVALANCHE AREA
CHAINS REQUIRED (except for Elves)
Sign at entrance to Lothlorien:
ENTERING LORIEN-- PLEASE LEAVE YOUR DWARVES AT THE GATE
Signs near Rivendell:
HOSPITAL ONE MILE AHEAD
REST STOP ONE MILE AHEAD
FOOD ONE MILE AHEAD
LODGING ONE MILE AHEAD
ENTERTAINMENT ONE MILE AHEAD
SCENIC VIEWPOINT ONE MILE AHEAD
Sign at Isengard:
SARUMAN'S LAND CLEARING AND GENETIC ENGINEERING, INC
THE WEST'S LEADING INDUSTRIAL PARK
ENJOY YOUR VISIT
Sign in Fangorn:
BEWARE OF TREES
Sign in Wose Country between Rohan and Gondor:
PRIMITIVE ROAD
Sign somewhere on the road to Mordor:
NO U-TURNS
Sign in the Dead Marshes:
WATER OVER ROADWAY
Sign in Mordor:
NO REST STOP FOR THE NEXT 300 MILES
Signs in Hobbiton:
BEWARE OF THE TOOK
ENTERING FOOT LOUSE QUARANTINE AREA
DO NOT TRANSPORT ANY HOMEGROWN FOOT LICE BEYOND THIS POINT
Sign at Bucklebury Ferry:
FOOT PASSENGERS ONLY-- NO HORSES ALLOWED
HEIGHT LIMIT: 3-1/2 FEET
WEIGHT LIMIT: ONE GROSS
PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE READY
Sign at the entrance to Barad-Dur:
DEAD END
NO TURNAROUND BEYOND THIS POINT
