(A.N btw I wrote this a year or two ago but thought I would post it so It might be really crap, dont say I didnt warn you.)

Chapter 1

Beck turns over to see Jade sleeping, but she is already up and dressed up, he looks at the time thinking it can't be that early for Jade to get up before him which has happened recently since she is like 3 months pregnant.

"Finally your awake, I'm been trying to wake you since 8 but you are such a heavy sleeper, did you know that? Well get up then, Hurry cause you take ages getting ready."

Beck scoffed "So you don't takes ages getting ready either"

"Beck I'm not in the mood, just get up and get ready"

"May I ask why I'm getting for cause I don't remember needing to go somewhere today seeing as its a Saturday and I need rest"

Jade smiled for a moment then turned into a scowl.

"You mean to say you don't remember me or Rascal telling you about him going to that new football club, for Chris sake Beck, he was on about it all week and YOU were supposed to take him this morning. UHH!"

Jade threw her phone on the floor, stomped out the room, down the stairs into the kitchen where she was taking a breather. (obviously, I mean she's pregnant)

"Babe, you not supposed to get stressed or angry, it gonna affect the baby also you'll be tired out for Tori's party."

Beck realised as soon as he said that, she would blow up at him, which was really really bad

"You remember Tori's party but not Rascal's first day at the football club" She whispered very slowly

Beck reached out to hold her in case she would faint but she pushed him away but when he wouldn't budge, she punched his arm, Hard

"Stop!"

And with that she grabbed the nearest thing next to her and smashed it hard towards Beck, (china-ware plate) walked out the house, (which took her a while seeing as it was a HUGE house) started up her car and drove away.

Damn it. First things first, clean up the mess. After he got the phone and rang Cat's mobile but that was turned off so he tried the house phone and it picked up

"Hello, Sharpio Resident, who's calling?"

"Hey Robbie, is Jade there yet?"

Robbie knowing Jade only came here if she had a major argument with Beck which was rare or if she heavily pregnant and overreacted. Robbie guessed the second one

"Yeh, she got here like 5 minutes ago, so what happened? Oh and are you going to Tori's party later?"

"Tori's party is what happened" Beck sighed a deep sigh

"Huh, I'm pretty sure that Tori's party hasn't happened or or ... Wait have I missed it" Another voice came in the background

"No, Cat, just go to Jade" Cat happily skipped off upstairs

"Nah, you haven't, I wont say what happened cause it will be really confusing for you and I can't be arsed to explain"

"If Jade heard you speak just then, she would of... Yeh, so what you going to do now?"

"Well if I remember correctly, Rascal's training ends at 01:30pm and it's now 12:30pm so I get ready, pick him up, get him ready then at 2:00pm we set off to Tori's and then I see if Jade has calmed down and if she hasn't then I just take her against her will"

"Beck, you're like a brother to me so I don't want you to be killed today cause you're to young"

"Robbie, Jade won't kill me"

"You sure?"

"Well she would kill Cat"

"Well…"

"I know Jade and Cat are BFF's, but didn't she want to kill Cat when Cat shaved off her eyebrows"

"Jade wasn't going to kill Cat, she was so angry she could kill someone but she would never kill Cat"

"Thanks for cleaning that up"

"Why"

"I'm always scared when Jade comes in a bad mood, she'll kill Cat or shave her hair off again."

"Haha. Anyways I have to go, just text me when you're about to go to Tori's and if Jade has calmed down. See ya Robs"

"Bye Beck"

Beck quickly had a shower, made sure his hair was fab, thank god Jade remembered to iron his suit, (The blazer was black with gold lining On and around the edges, the shirt was black with very dark blue buttons and the trousers were just black) grabbed his car keys and set of to pick up Rascal.

(A.N this is confusing but Jade and Beck' son is called Jasper but everyone calls him Rascal cause he's cheeky)

He was wondering how on earth was he supposed to get into the club seeing as paparazzi were blocking the front gate, then he remembered this club is for the rich and famous, which to him sounded so superficial

He stepped out his red Ferrari and in seconds the flashes and clicks surrounded him. 'Beck, Is it true that Jade is leaving you?, Beck Is It true that you don't want your next child?, Is it true that you have a chemistry with your on-screen movie love interest Katherine?'

Luckily, the security of the club came to his rescue and pushed him through all of the paparazzi and into the inside entrance.

"Thanks for that, I thought I never get through, dunno how Jade did it this morning?" Beck
shaking his head wondering.

"Its okay Its my job to save you from those people, also cause I was on my morning shift, I saw your wife and how she did it was by threatening anyone who came near her, she will put them in a hospital, and they all backed away."

"It's was pretty funny how their faces all were terrified, I'm guessing she actually has put one of them in a hospital before?"

"Urh, yeh she is funny, oh and she has put more then one of them in the hospital. Anyway do you know where…"

"Go straight down and take the second left which takes you outside, there will be nannies seeing as most of their parents are proberly busy on a movie or recording songs. You might be one of the few parents there, good on you."

"Thanks and thanks again." Beck waved and set of down the corridor to find his son

As he opened the door, a teenage girl ran up to him and hugged him.

"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! It's Beck Oliver! Someone told me your Jasper was here but I didn't believe it. Oh and by the way I'm Lola Brant, Katy Perry and Russell Brant are my parents. I've always wanted to meet you but my parents would never let me go to a premiere that you went to."

A what-looked-likea-blonde-bimbo strolled over to Lola, looking like she didn't want to be there then saw who she was talking to then flashed a flirty smile at Beck

"Oh my, Its Beck Oliver, right? Lola talks about you all the time, I swear she could be your official stalker"

Beck checked to see if Lola was agreeing with this but Lola was just staring at him, drooling. Beck undisturbed turned back to the blonde

"Oh sorry I didn't even introduced myself, I'm Lola's nanny, Natasha. I'm guessing you're here to pick up your son, me and Lola are here to pick up her little brother, Ryan, he's about the same age as your little Jasper, isn't he?"

"Yeh I guess so-"

Two boys came through the door of the football pitch