I rewatched Keroro for the something-th time, and the movies really stirred my passion again. So I decided to bring this back and try writing it again, because if I don't, who's going to do it? MINAKAMI SHOUTAI, IKUZOOOOO (stfu weeb me). Let's go.

Note: This adapts from Episode 357, with minor differences. The key factor here is that the Keron army didn't send their army early, but instead opted to wait until all the humans obstructing their invasion would be in their hands.


"Alright! Is everyone here!?" Keroro asked loudly through a rolled up pamphlet. "Whoever isn't here, raise your hands, yes sir!"

"What does that even mean?" few sane people asked, slightly amused at how obviously excited the green frog alien was. Just a few days ago, Planet Keron's HQ had sent an invitation to the Hinata household, inviting them and their acquaintances to their planet as special guests. There were naturally skepticism from the more logical people involved, but eventually most of their doubts faded as a certain sergeant's childish excitement convinced them to make the best out of what they could.

There were, of course, few left unconvinced, but they didn't let it ruin anyone's mood. Corporal Giroro mentally chose to stay focused, albeit he admittedly was a bit excited as well, thoughts of touring his home planet with Natsumi plaguing his mind. Sergeant Major Kururu, on the other hand, having voiced his suspicions early during the excitement, hadn't voiced anymore input on the situation ever since.

"Here!" Momoka and Tamama responded in unison, her bodyguards all saluting. (There were so many that they pooled out the house's backyard, blocking the streets. Luckily they can make way for oncoming cars, so it was fine. Some sat on the walls of the household.)

"Here," Saburo said with a wave of his hand.

"We're here!" Koyuki and Dororo saluted.

"Here!" Aki and Fuyuki chimed.

"...here," Natsumi and Giroro said.

Keroro blinked. "Wow, everyone's here on time," he mused. "I can already tell with my grey-cells powered intuition! This is going to be the most amazing trip ever!" he exclaimed.

"I know, right!?" Fuyuki said. "Getting to see your planet's ancient histories and relics... this is exciting me as well!"

"More importantly!" Aki joined in. "All the slippery, slimy details of your species! I can't wait to see what all the Keronians can show us!"

Tamama blinked. Goo fetish? ...nah.

"...wait, where's Kururu?" Keroro asked. Once he looked around, he noticed his yellow subordinate wasn't anywhere within the group. "Geez, and even though I told him to be ready and on time... what's that guy doing?"

"Oh, him?" Saburo piped up. "That guy said he has something to take care of, so he wouldn't be coming." And I thought he was an interesting guy... he thought, sighing.

Keroro was more shocked, than anything. "Whaaaat!? How can that be!?" he yelled. "Why, I ought to give him a piece of my mind, yes sir!"

Dororo raised his hand. "Leader, I'll go convince him to come," he said. "I'll take the least amount of time, so please wait for me!"

His green skinned friend nodded. "Oh, I knew I could count on you, Dororo! Go grab him out here!"


"Kururu... are you sure you don't wish to come with us?" Dororo asked. What stood between him and his yellow comrade was the huge teeth-like door blocking access into Kururu's underground lab. "Everyone is currently waiting for you."

"...yeah," the intellectual replied. His voice was amplified to outside his lab via various built-in microphones. "The chummy atmosphere's ruining my mood, so just go without me."

"B-but even Sir Saburo is-"

"I said to go, didn't I?" Kururu said once more. "Kuuuukuku... I have a way to return to Keron anyways, I can catch up anytime. I just need to clean up some unfinished business first."

Dororo blinked. "I... see. If that's the case, then we shall go on ahead, then." Turning around, he prepared to rush back to the surface with slight hopes that he wasn't once again left behind on Earth- that'd be really cruel, even for his leader. He hesitated for a few seconds, looking back at the locked lab, before nodding and vanishing.


"...and so, he shall be catching up with us later," Dororo explained to the group.

"I thought you said you were going to get him here," Keroro muttered. "Geez. Oh well, if he's coming later then that should be fine. Now..." He turned around to the excited group of guests. "One more time! Is everyone ready!?"

"Geez, how much longer are you going to make us wait!?" Natsumi asked. "It's getting crowded here, and it's not exactly pleasant standing under the sun!"

Giroro scoffed. "On the battlefield, harsh sunlight like this is nothing to a soldier."

"Yeah, well I'm not a soldier," the girl responded.

Momoka sighed. "I-I'm sorry, everyone. It's my fault for bringing along all these bodyguards."

"Lady Momoka, you have nothing to apologize for," her butler Paul spoke up. "Master Tamama has welcomed all of us on this trip, so we are simply only doing what is necessary for your safety. Right, Master Tamama?"

"U-uhh... y-yeah! I just wanted everyone to have fun!" Tamama replied with an innocent smile. The fuck are you trying to imply!? he thought.

"Well, whatever!" Keroro said. "I think we're all ready. It's about to hit ten on the clock, so let's get travelling!"

"Oh, Kero, I have to thank you once more for this wonderful trip!" the Hinata's mother, Aki, said. "It's been quite some time since I've gotten a long break, and what better way than to spend it on another planet!? Maybe I'll discover some slimy, slippery secrets of your species!" she exclaimed, excitedly.

As always, she's way more excited than us... her pink haired daughter thought.

"Well then! Prepare to takeoff!" Keroro shouted and raised the Kero Ball, examining the buttons. "...hmm. There should be a teleportation button somewhere..." Everyone dropped to the ground comically. "W-what?"

"You don't know how to use your own deadly weapon!?" Natsumi asked.

"Hey! Master Fuyuki and Master Natsumi took it away for a long time! How am I supposed to remember what does what!?"

Fuyuki laughed. "Now, now, let me take a look." He was given the deadly weapon of destruction by the invader and examined it. "Hmm... maybe it's this one?" He pressed a button and waited a while, before suddenly, green see-through balls enveloped chunks of the group. "Huh."

Keroro was surrounded by a circle encasing him, Giroro, Dororo, and Angol Mois. "Uh oh. Wait, isn't this-"

"It's just light-speed travel. Shouldn't be any problem for a soldier," Giroro interrupted. Then, their ball quickly flew into space, leaving no opportunities for comments or remarks.

"Wait! I wanted to be with Sarge!" Tamama shouted.

Then, one ball with several of Momoka's bodyguards and maids suddenly flew into space at an alarming speed as well. Their screams weren't heard for more than a second.

Natsumi gulped. "Wait. We're going to teleport, right? Not, you know, travel, right? Teleportation, right?"

Another chunk of the group flew into space, dwindling down the number of the Nishizawa Corporation staff.

"Hey! Tama!" Momoka exclaimed and grabbed her partner. "Do something about this!"

Said black-skinned reptilian looked away. "Ehhh... hehehe... whoops."

"You utter dolt!" Momoka screamed. Then a green light encased her with some of her staffs and Tamama. "Ah! Wait! I want to be with Fu-" She was gone in a second, drifting through space with her group.

"Well, there she goes," Natsumi whispered.

Koyuki glomped her friend at this point, surprising the Hinata. "Ms. Natsumi! Let's go together in our own ball!"

"K-Koyuki? Wha-" Natsumi then noticed a ball surrounding just her and Koyuki. "Uh oh! I'm not ready for thi-"

The ball gave her no chance to finish complaining.

"Oh, my," Aki mused. "Seems like this will take some time, and be quite a thrilling experience!" Chuckling, she waved to the others. "I'll be seeing you all on Kero's planet!" Then off she went as well.

Fuyuki sighed. Oh, boy. This is going to take some time... he thought, watching more balls of Momoka's bodyguards and other guests being whisked away.


"O-oh god... that was a terrible experience..." Keroro wheezed as he landed on cold, steel surface. They were now on their home planet's headquarters within their battleship, Grand Star. Of course, they definitely weren't going to start a war with anyone, it's just most convenient for them to identify foreign visitors if they land on their main fleet first. Anyways, Keroro covered his mouth in an attempt to soothe his growing stomachache.

"Hmph. You call yourself a soldier?" Giroro remarked. "That trip was nothing."

"It really wasn't all that bad," Dororo noted. "Are you alright, Keroro?"

"M-maybe... urp..."

Mois tightly hugged the green frog alien. "Uncle! Please don't die!"

You're probably killing him more, Giroro thought as he ignored Keroro's choking face.

Suddenly the room lit up. The group looked up past some glass walls to see Keronian silhouettes. "That took a bit longer than expected," a voice said.

The entire group quickly saluted. "Y-yes sir!" Keroro quickly greeted. "I apologize, sir! We had a bit of trouble with transportation due to... um, the size of the group of guests!"

"Hmm. No matter. I assume they're on their way as well?"

"Indeed!" As if on cue, groups of Momoka's staff began appearing behind them. "S-see! They're arriving slowly, group by group, yes sir!"

The silhouette rubbed its chin. "I see. So I take it we should wait a few more minutes for everyone to arrive?"

"Yes sir!" Keroro exclaimed. "T-thank you from the deepest depths of my heart, sir! We are all very excited for this trip!"

"...it is... no problem, Sergeant Keroro."

As the arriving groups of humans began looking around in awe at the spacious room, and Keroro started gushing his excitement to Mois (and almost forgetting about Dororo), Giroro fixed his stare at the higher-ups' silhouette behind the glass walls above.

...something's up, he thought. While his doubts had been quelled slightly, he still remained skeptical about Keron's invitation to the humans, and he certainly didn't sense friendly intent from the higher-ups talking just now. That short pause also bothered him slightly. I'll have to wait and see what happens. Especially keep a close eye on Natsumi to make sure nothing bad happens...

Seconds passed, as the group of guests became larger. It took a while until at last, Fuyuki arrived in the room, when Keroro smiled upon his arrival. "Master Fuyuki!"

Fuyuki smiled. "Everyone's here now, Sarge." He looked around. Wow, this is a huge alien-like room... he thought.

Keroro nodded and turned around, facing his superiors above once more. "Thank you for waiting, sir! All our guests have arrived!" he exclaimed.

The silhouette then smiled. "Is that so? Very well, then."

He- its voice was quite dark, so most assumed it was a male Keronian- cleared his throat.

"Attention to all our guests. We of Planet Keron give our deepest thanks to you all for accepting our invitation. We would like to welcome you all with open arms."

"Wow, they seem quite polite," Natsumi muttered under her breath.

"Hinata Fuyuki. We have designated you as a representative of Pekopon, and of the Pekoponians that have come."

"W-wow! Master Fuyuki!" Keroro exclaimed. "You're the ambassador of Pekopon!"

The boy sheepishly scratched his head. "E-ehhh..."

"Thus, we wish to thank you all for coming."

Giroro didn't feel too threatened so far, but his internal alarms rang madly as the the higher-ups spoke their next line.

"And we would like to apologize in advance. Welcome to Planet Keron."


Somewhere unknown...

"Man, thanks again for this. Although the timing could've been better, a vacation seems just like something I could use!"

"It's no problem. After all, we wouldn't want you to overexert yourself on the last one."

"True, true. Though I recall this was going to be the last one..."

"Not exactly. The underlying potential of this has some of us hoping it could last longer, so we've decided to try it out, and I've been put in charge."

"That sounds a bit... well, I'm sure it'll be fine."

"Indeed, indeed."

"Well then, I'll be going now. Make sure you don't mess up!"

"I won't! ...heh. Well, now that that person's gone... why d-

-ddon- -dondondontototo- -ddoooo...

...ah. Much better. Now then... why don't we get the party started?