Title: Hosts

Summary: Aladdin was just passing by, until he saw pretty ladies and pretty boobs. When he decided to 'meet' one of the ladies, he breaks a valuable item in the shop. Now he has to pay the debt back by working in the Rukh café. Multiple pairings! AU!

Pairings: Let it be homo pairings! XD

Warnings: possible OOCness, A little language mixing, AU! YAOI! Some wrong grammar here and there (I just hope not), and anything you see that is off~!

A/N: So… I have this friend you see… and she requested me to do a fanfic for this anime so why not? XD I love MAGI~ There are so many cute characters and pairings~! I hope minna-san will enjoy this fanfic… Sure… Hosts! So original –insert sarcasm here- *sweat drop* hehe… =_=" Have you met my alter ego? That part of me always trash talks me hehe… (/=_=\)""

Enjoy~!

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Chapter 1

Accidents Happen

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"Hmmm~ where should we go?" Aladdin chirped as he walked along the streets of Sindria. Vendors tried to call out and appeal to customers, merchants showed their best items, and some kids ran around. There were lines of stores for clothes and furniture. There were some with cafes and restaurants—both classy and fast food.

Aladdin's eyes were sparkling in excitement. Everything was new to him. He definitely has to thank his adoptive father, Ugo, for allowing him to travel.

Dear, Ugo-kun, Sindria looks like a great place! I still don't know anyone, but I'll try my best to make some friends! The people here seem nice so in no time I'll have new friends! Did you know that there are so many fish here? Everything looks so delicious; I just might eat everything up! Hahaha! Thank you so much for letting me travel. I promise I'll send you a letter like this as much as possible—Oh… I guess I need to learn how to make a living too, right?

He skipped as he saw many beautiful types of scenery Sindria has to offer. There were people who offered (which he immediately accepted) free foods for tasting.

"SIN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PLEASE COME BACK!" A white haired guy shouted as he chased a guy with long purple hair.

"Only if you catch me!" The purple head shouted back.

Aladdin watched the event unfold. He could see the citizens whisper: "Ahh… It's happening again…", "Ja' far has quite a meddlesome job don't you think?"

He saw the one with white hair throw something red from under his sleeves, effectively catching this 'Sin' person. 'Sin' childishly whined as he was being dragged to who-knows-where.

Aladdin just shrugged it off as he continued to look around the place. There were tons of things to be seen and to be tasted. This was the best day to go site seeing. The weather was just perfect and the wind was at its best.

He was still hesitant. It may be the best, but it seems that picking a place to go first was a tough one. Sindria is a rich place after all. While pondering, Aladdin accidentally bumped another person. "AH! I'm so sorry! Are you alright?" He said as he checked the person for any injuries.

"Oi, oi, you don't have to check that much! It was just a light bump! I'm Alibaba! And you are?"

"Aladdin!"

Alibaba had golden yellow hair with matching golden yellow eyes. He wore a loose white button-up shirt and black pants. There was a red rope tied to his neck as well. Aladdin just took that as an accessory. "So, Aladdin… Were you going somewhere?"

The blue head just dumbly nodded. "I was… but I have no idea where to go first…"

"OH!" Alibaba shouted, causing the blue head to jump in surprise. "Good timing! I was going to go to a popular café! Want to go there first?"

Aladdin instantly brightened up and nodded again. He held his knapsack tightly as he followed Alibaba lead the way. There were so many things to see. The world is such a wonderful place alright. Infront of them was a café named Rukh café. It had little birds made of light and it was designed to look like it was flying away. "Wow~! It looks so pretty~!"

"Right?!" Alibaba replied right away. "I heard this was popular so I just had to stop by and take a look!" he enthusiastically walked at the entrance and gave an eager look towards Aladdin. "Let's go!" He opened the door for the two of them.

There was a flashy light for the entrance then a flying pasta hit Alibaba's face.

"Pfft!" Aladdin stifled a laugh.

"Not a word, Aladdin. Not a single word." Alibaba muttered, sticking a finger out saying that Aladdin shouldn't really say anything.

"Oh my goodness! Look at what you've done, Sin!" Ja' far shouted, rushing to Alibaba whose face was covered with pasta. "Oi, SIN!" He shouted. "Come out here and apologize!"

"Fine, fine… I'm sorry for having you face coincidentally hit by pasta." Sin said.

"I would rather have a full apology rather than half-assed." Alibaba commented with a childish face.

"Alibaba-kun, Oji-san already apologized…" Aladdin softly reminded.

"Still… it's rare for the Rukh café to have male customers…" Ja' far mused. "This café is aimed for women after all…" He added, re-rolling his sleeves up to the elbow. After rolling them, it revealed red strings wrapped around his arms.

"Wait! What does that mean?" Alibaba intervened. "Isn't this a super popular café?!"

"It is a super popular café." Sinbad answered, loosening his tie. "But it's only for females. Perhaps you're a gay…"

"Yes I'm gay! Got a problem with that?!"

Ja' far tweaked Sinbad's ear. "Sin, it's not polite to say those words so causally. Now please come with me." He dragged to taller guy back inside the café. "Oh. If you want, you can go inside. This might prove Sin's point."

Aladdin and Alibaba nodded at each other and went inside.

Strong pheromones were the first things they caught sign off. Girls were practically drooling over the actions done by the staffs inside. From the looks of that, they take request and do those things infront of the customers. (Which involved touching, kissing—you get the point~)

"Oh~! It's rare for us to have male customers! Are they gay?" Said the guy with black hair. Like Aladdin's hairstyle, his hair was also tied to a long braid. "I'm Judal! And this chibi is called?"

"Aladdin!" He shouted with enthusiasm.

"OI~! Lord Bonehead! Can I hit on this one?" He asked—cue fangirl-ish squeals in the background.

" He's a customer." Sinbad only said.

"Excuse me~ may I request Ja' Far and Sinbad?" One of the customers said.

"Looks like we're being called, Sin." Ja' far said, pulling his partner to the customer.

"What was that about?" Alibaba asked. He followed the two walking towards the girls at the table.

"Just watch." Was Judal's only answer.

Ja' Far smiled and asked for whatever request. Sinbad was looking at his partner with a weird face then smiled right after the customer finished talking. Alibaba was stunned by their boldness. The white haired guy was forcefully pushed down by the purple hair guy. He could see the girls on that table blushing crazily and their face was that of a madman. When Sinbad was up again, his face was filled with content and when Ja' far sat up, he looked like he was in a daze.

"Is that even legal?!" Alibaba blurted.

"I guess so… that bonehead is the King of Sindria after all…" Judal commented, looking at the side. Jealousy perhaps?

The blonde one suddenly thought of an idea. "So same sex relationships are legal here…" He looked up and considered the idea of applying in this café. "Say Aladdin—WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Well… These Onee-sans have great boobs! I just can't help but feel them~!" Aladdin rubbed his face against the boobs of the customers and groping them at the same time. On cue, Alibaba grabbed the little one and shoved his face to the ground.

"I am so sorry for the behavior of this little twerp!" He greatly apologized. "He's just new here and—!"

SPLASH!

"You should be!" The customer hissed. She stood up and grabbed her item. "I only want two guys touching each other not a little child touching me!" With that she stormed out of the place.

"Sinbad-san, I'm so sorry this had to happen!" Alibaba apologized once more. "I didn't know that—ALADDIN!" His eyes popped out when he saw the little guy approaching another customer with nice sets of boobs.

Alibaba's shout managed to surprise Aladdin and caused him to bump against a stand with an expensive porcelain propped up there. "—AH!" The porcelain fell down and shattered into pieces.

Damn.

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-TO BE CONTINUED-

So this is my first MAGI fanfic~ I have so many ships there XD How was the start? I know this is short so the following ones will be longer (hopefully)

Feel free to tell me what you guys think~! No flames though~ I hate flames.

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-Ciao~!