"hee hee hee! Guess what time it is, mother fuckers!" Monokuma bounced into the gym.
Makoto groaned. Not this shit again. when the fuck will she stop.
In one quick movement, Byakuya pointed a machine gun at the robotic bear. "State your business, you peasant."
Monokuma started to sweat. "Hold it, kiddo! Im not a dangerous bear anymore! That was teh old Kuma, in with the new!"
Hina looked at him in confusion. "You're...reforming?"
Monokuma cackled. "Good to see some size went into your brain along with your tits! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
He then cleared his throat. "Yes, in fact I have reformed, and to demonstrate, I shall totally transform, uupupupupu!"
Without any warning, the bear began to glow in a white light, with no time for a reaction. In his place stood a white and brown cow on two legs. The brown spots of teh cow were in a cute pattern.
"Behold! Monoushi!" The cow said, bowing
There was a terrible silence before Touko spoke up. "Whadda fuck. seriosuly. what teh fffuck is gggoing on, for rreal"
"I'm a good cow!" Monoushi cooed. "I love you guys and will help reform teh world broken by Monokuma. Muupuupupuu!"
Yasuhira looked around, as if it were all a dream. "Well, I guess we won't need that thing for teh Ultimate Despairs" Yasuhiro said, pointing at Usami.
The magical rabbit grew offended.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Future Foundation, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Junko Enoshima, and I have over 300 confirmed hopes. I am trained in anti-despair warfare and I'm the top hoper in the entire FF armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words."
"You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Towa City and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can reform your despair in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed school trips, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Future Foundation Neo World Program and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit."
"If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
Usami proceeded to blast Yasuhiro as well as Monoushi in their faces, killing them instantly. She whipped out her magical stick and shot out rainbow beams, destroying teh Future Foundation headquarters.
"Mark my fucking words, you'll all be punished to the extreme!" Usami shouted, but then she transformed into Monomi...in the colors of Monokuma! "Upupupuup!"
