I was debating on posting this terrible story that my younger self created, but here it is. If you hate it, I don't really care because I do too .

It's spring in Ninjago city. The worst and best season. Good because winter is over, the flowers are blooming and the Italian ice and ice cream store is finally open. But bad because spring cleaning, hot weather, and we can't forget…

"ACHOO!"

"NOOOOOOO PLEASE COLE NOT AGAIN"

"I hate spring!"

"Worst season ever!"

"I'm so hoooot"

"Jay it's not summer yet."

This season is the worst season for the ninja because Cole has allergies, Jay hates warm weather, and everyone hates spring cleaning. And the super long days. Too bad for them.

Right now, it's Tuesday. Jay is putting the air conditioner on high, Zane is activating his cooler thing, Lloyd is opening the window, Kai is embracing the warmth, Cole is sitting on the couch dying of heat, and Nya is drinking water from her powers.

"UUUUGGH IT'S SO HOT!" Jay complains.

"My senses tell me it is approximately 134.7Fahrenheit," Zane says.

"ACHOO!"

"COLE STOP SNEEZING!"

"Sorry, *gasp* I cant, *gasp*-"

"Guys relax! It's just the sun, it'll cool down later tonight."

Later tonight…

"UGGH ITS SO HOT!"

It was now 141degrees outside and every air conditioner in the temple was broken. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. The ninja were distill dying of heat except for Kai who was embracing it.

"Aaaaaaaah this feels soooooooooooooôöo good"

"Kai I think you need help. ITS BURNING!!"

"Well whatever."

It is now 11 at night and the ninja can't sleep because of the warmth. It is, like, really hot. Like global warming hot. According to Zane it's 167.9degrees Fahrenheit.

"UUUUUUUUUGH ITS SOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOT"

"Jay shut up, it feels like heeeeeaaaaaaven"

"SOMEONEGET KAi TO THE HOSPITAL! ITS SO HOT!"

Lloyd was slowly starting to pass out of heat but no one wanted to take him to the hospital because it was too hot.

The next morning…

"UUUUUUUUUUUGH ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOKOKOKOOT!"

It is now 199.9degrees Fahrenheit and everyone in Ninjago is dying of heat except for Kai who was in complete heaven.

"SOMEONE HELP US!"

"Nya stop complaining, you're the water ninja."

"YOU NEED TO STOP ACTING LIKE AN INSANE PERSON

"My senses tell me it is approxmitaly 150.45degrees Celsius, which is 212.74degrees Fahrenheit. It is expected to get to about 398.45 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the point where mower may be toasted alive," Zane calmly explained,

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

"Guys calm down, it's not like we're gonna die or anything."

Two days later, everyone is dead.

Except for Kai.

Who is slowly

Embracing

The heat

One day he decides to get off his lazy butt and make a recovery center to bring everyone back to life. It is now 54 degrees Fahrenheit, which is really cold for Kai. When he's done, everyone is alive, and in heaven.

Back at the temple,

"UUUUUUGHHH I I I T T S S S S SO O O O. C C C C C C C O O L D"

"Kai shut up, it's only -12 degrees," Jay said.

"aCtUlLy, It iS aPpRoXiMaTlEy -13.3 dEgReEs FaReNhEiT," Zane said.

Now everyone is embracing the coldness except for Kai, who is freezing to death.

The end

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