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SIT!

WHAM!

Inuyasha went slamming into the ground from Kagome's incantation. "Bye Kagome." Said a certain wolf demon. When the spell wore off Inuyasha slowly got up from the ground. He dusted him self off.

'Why does she do this to me?' he thought. Kagome looked at him with an innocent smile. 'What's this bitch smiling at?'

"Let's go back Inuyasha." She said.

'She's acting like nothing ever happened.' He thought.

In a nearby village where they were stayed for a while Inuyasha and Kagome heard a loud smack. It was Miroku doing his normal perverted thing around Sango with other women.

"Idiot." Mumbled a little fox demon. Sango was beyond pissed. She stormed passed Inuyasha and Kagome not even looking at them. "Sango wait." Said Kagome. Sango stopped.

"I need to be alone Kagome." She said and walked off. Apparently Miroku was once again with fooling around with another woman and Sango was right there.

It was sunset and Sango still hasn't return. "Where is she?" said a worried Kagome. "I'll go look for her." Suggested Inuyasha. He got up and was about to leave when Kagome grabbed his arm.

"Wait Inuyasha." She said. "Maybe Miroku should go after her." Inuyasha pulled away from her and left anyway. Outside the village Inuyasha saw Sango with Kiarra.

"So this is where you've been huh?" he said. Sango looked at him and didn't say a word. Inuyasha leaped into a tree where he sat and waited for her to go back to the village.

There was silence for a while until Sango broke it. "I saw that your face was full of dirt." She said. "Did Kagome sit you again?"

"Yeah." He said.

"Why does she do that?" she asked. Inuyasha looked down at her. "Do what?" he asked.

"Why does she claim to love you one day and treat you like shit the next." Sango asked. "Why does she protect Koga who tries to kill you and then sits you for trying to help her what the hell does she wants?"

Inuyasha shrugged his shoulders. "Well I guess I can ask you the same question." he said. Sango looked up at him. "Guess so." She said with no emotion. Inuyasha chuckled a bit.

"What's so funny?" she asked. Inuyasha looked down at her once again. "Nothing just thinking." He said.

"About what?" she asked.

"About how funny it would be if I could sit Kagome for once." He said. "How funny would that be?" Sango started laughing also. "I thought you were her friend?"

"I am it's just that sometimes…" Inuyasha cut her off. "I know what you mean." Inuyasha jumped from the tree and landed next to her. "Hey Inuyasha I have an idea."

"Really what?" he asked.

"Before I tell you I want you to know that it might cause you to get sat a lot." She said. "You sure you wanna go through with it?"

"It depends what is it?" he asked. And so Sango told him her idea that they were going to put into action tomorrow.

The next day

The group was battling a hawk demon. Kagome pointed out where the jewel shard was and Inuyasha and Sango sprung in to action. "Hiraikotsu!" Sango yelled as she threw her boomerang.

"Wind Scar!" yelled Inuyasha as he used his swords power. Sango's Hiraikotsu cut through the hawk demon relishing the jewel shard and Inuyasha's wind scar destroyed it.

Inuyasha went to pick it up then he turned and walked towards the other. On his was he walked passed Sango. "Nice work Sango." He said as he walked passed her. Inuyasha then did something Kagome and Miroku never expected. He patted Sango on the butt the same way a football player does.

Mouths were wide open. "Did he do what I think he did?" asked Miroku not believing what he saw. "Yeah and Sango didn't even throw a single slap." Said Kagome.

A/N: What'cha think. Wait until the next chapter I'll have Inuyasha do something much unexpected that you know wouldn't happen on the show.