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This is shitfic and nsfw so yeah

Raphtalia squealed as Naofumi forced yet another Air Strike Shield into her gaping abyss of a poop hole. The Shield Hero smirked, loving every second of his newfound hobby.

"N-Naofumi-sama!! We c-can't fit anYMoR-" She cut herself off with another loud yelp as Naofumi slid his 9th Air Strike Shield inside. Filo, who was trying her best to undo Naofumi's rubix cube belt buckle, laughed at Raphtalia's expense. Raphtalia continued to moan out as Naofumi cackled maniacally. Everyone grew silent as shit though as a loud knock came from the inn's door.

"WHADDUP MINORITIES! ROYALTY HERE!" Legal-Melty, high off her ass, smashed through the door. Upon seeing the princess, Naofumi's Royalty PTSD kicked in. He proceeded to lose his shit as Fortunate Son blared in his ears. Legal-Melty quickly slipped Naofumi some drugs so that he'd pass out. She quickly began undoing the Rubix cube belt as well, before giving up and simply choosing to rip his pants off instead. Legal-Melty then fucc'd Naofumi silly while he slept. (very Malty-like I must add, however legal-Melty won't be charging him for anything besides Child Support). All the while, Raphtalia quivered in the corner as the Air Strike Shields slowly disappeared one by one. Filo was pouting because Legal-Melty got to Naofumi first, but hey, what're you gonna do. She ain't legal after all. She accepted the facts and quietly began to film the scene before her using some magic camera shit i guess. Legal-Melty, finally finishing herself off, passed out with exhaustion as Raphtalia fell asleep as well. Naofumi was still tripping balls on whatever drugs Legal-Melty slipped him, but he was still technically asleep so it was probably gonna be fine.

EPILOGUE

Filo sold the smex tape and became richer than the slave trader. Using her newfound riches, she formed a new restaurant chain- KFC. Thancc for reading, end now bye.