When I'm bored, I think of prompts for one-shots.

P.S. Everyone loves them human elements.


He's no Romeo, and he's no Juliet. Even so, they're still doomed. (Doomed to what, they'd never really know. They just are.) If one saw the two walking down the street, being ohsofriendly, they'd simply assume they were gay. If one knew better, they'd know they were siblings too. It was wrong, it was dirty, it was exhilarating. The looks their fellow Jellicles give them, the gossiping streetcats making catcalls—anyone else would have found it irritating. The Rum Tum Tugger found it to be simply fantastic.

His brother, on the other hand, was much more hesitant. Demeter, while accepting, wasn't exactly the happiest queen in the junkyard upon finding out her mate was having an affair—with his brother, no less. On the contrary, a certain scarlet queen found this whole brouhaha to be the height of hilarity. "Maybe we should get together," she'd joke, giving her forever-scowling sister a friendly pat on the head.

"Lighten up, bro," the Tugger would whine, rudely laying his legs across his brother-lover's lap. ("You're brother-lovers!" said an unfazed Etcetera.) It'd been two painstakingly long weeks since the two came out (about their relationship, that is. The Tugger had been very open about being gay for some time. That's how he rolls.)

"Oh God, Tugger. Don't call me that."

"What? Bro?"

"Yes, bro."

"Why not? It makes people go like, eeew, they're gay! And then they're like, did he just call him brother? OMG, they're siblings too!" Munkustrap ignored his brother's verbal use of chatspeak, writing it off with a flick of his paw.

"Don't make me kiss you, bro," The Tugger threatened, though the idea didn't sound too bad to either toms. After all, they're just a pair of star-crossed lovers.


Yay, drabble length!

My only explanation is that slash is sexy. And, admittedly, incest kinda is too. It's dangerous, and I love dangerous things.

Not saying that I have a crush on my sister. Haha.

Hope you hated. Now I'm gonna pull a Tugger and go LOLJK! Hope you liked it.