ok so i worte this to cure my writer's block for Eddie! and this is based on my exprience (did i spell that right?) in my math class. ok but go read. i don't think its that funny but enjoy anyway. i don't own twilight. the glorious stephenie meyer does. :'(


Edward and Bella were sitting around passing notes in math class because they had a sub today and that sub was supposed to teach sixth graders but they were twelfth graders. So the whole class was bored out of their damn minds.

Just then, the teacher said, "Ok, class! That finishes our lesson about the identity property! Now onward to the distrbutive proptery!" Suddely, she tore off her clothes, threw them at Mike and Eric, and then putting on a tutu and a strapless bra. A/N: idk. seriously.

"Okay, class, I'll explain it like this. You two, in the back: what are your names?" the teacher asked sweetly.

"Edward and Bella." Edward said dully.

"Okay, Edward and Bella. Has a nice ring to it. Hmmm...So, class, Edward and Bella were going to the movies to go see Evan Almighty. Edward bought a large soda to share with Bella because he loves her very much. :3 So they went to the room thing and when the movie started, Bella was thirsty. So Edward has to distribute the soda to Bella in order for them to remain high school sweethearts. And the laws of love say that he has to. But if Edward was mean and if Bella was thirsty, and he didn't give the soda to Bella, the laws of love say that she has to dump the soda on his head, kick him in the balls, and leave him for another guy. Or Mr. Mike Newton." the teacher explained.

Just then, the whole class was a chorus of, "OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All the gangsters were doing their gangster thing when someone got dissed. In this case, Edward. Some people were yelling, "OH, SNAP!!", "Nice one Bella!!", and "Edward got dissed!!"

Then the bell rang and an embarressed, angry Edward along with a gleeful Bella ran out of the room to go home because they were on block schedule.

"What are you so happy about, Bella?" Edward asked Bella.

"Nothing." but she was still laughing internally at Edward from that diss.


so did you like it? i'll try to get the next chapter of Eddie! by Saturday or earlier. i still have to make some adjustments to it. but review plz! and this was inspired by this same exact lesson in my math class this year.