A/N: Hi! Anyone here know of Edward Gorey, or Creature Feature? Thing is, Gorey wrote an alphabet that each has a child dying, starting with "A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil, assaulted by bears.." right down to "Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin". Later on, Creature Feature wrote a song "A Gorey Demise", starting "A is for Amber who drowned in a pool, B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls" and so on. CF's song is what the lyrics below are based on. While these characters haven't died (and I made up stuff for the letters that none of the characters' names start with, I hope you enjoy what I did write.

A is for Amy who's mean to her sis

B is for Bridgette who's known for her kiss

C is for Courtney, who plays by the rules

D is for Duncan, her boyfriend with tools

E is for Ella who sang all the time

F is for someone who watched it all, fine

G is for Gwen, who's scared in a crate

H is for Heather, who can claim she is great

Chorus

One by one, our names are called

We get our treat while the voice is stalled

We won't get called up if we are mauled

That's how we play

Maybe the game is mean and ruthless

But we wanna do it, we're put to the test

After the game, we are glad to rest

That's how we play

I is for Izzy who's always been nuts

J is for Jasmine, opposite of a klutz

K is for Katie who has a best friend

L is for Lindsay, who's brain has been lent

M is for Mike, or should I say Mal

N is for Noah, not much of a pal

O is for Owen who eats way too much

P is for someone who we cannot touch

La la la la la la la, la la la la

La la la la la la la, la la la

La la la la la la la, la la la la

La la la la la la la, la la la

(Spoken) All together now!

Chorus

Q is for someone who's really a dove

R is for Rodney, kept falling in love

S is for Sierra, too crazy to tame

T is for Trent, should've stayed the same

U is for someone who didn't exist

V is for someone who ain't on this list

W is for someone who didn't turn up

X is for someone who never signed up

Y is for someone who kept their world plain

and Z is for Zoey who partly went...

Insane

Please, review and let me know what you think! Look up "A Gorey Demise" on YouTube. It's pretty creepy, but it's a good song.