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Me : Alright, who did that?! This shirt is new!
Fans : Hey! Where is the HISHE?!
Me : Ooh yeah, I almost forgot. Sorry bout that. Ill work on it now.
Disclaimer : I do not own Bleach. But I owned a cat. Funny right? No? Oh nevermind. Enjoy!
Bleach HISHE : How Aizen Should Have Died
All credits go to PurpleStrawberry and his cat for playing tag. It is a sunny day, PurpleStrawberry is... wait, this is not a fic about PurpleStrawberry!
The world is at sake of drowning into defeat. Aizen is battling with Ichigo, whom is infused with Zangetsu. Aizen is hacking his sword like no day after at Ichigo. Ichigo just guarded the blows with his black katana, and they went shunpo everywhere to get an angle. Hills is destroyed. Buildings collapsed. Trees uprooted and blood is shed. Not Ichigo's though, its mine. Nevermind that.
Aizen laughed at Ichigo whom is blocking the attacks. "Hahaha! You see Kurosaki, all of my attacks is blocked by you. But it left the landscape shattered. Im actually suprised of myself that I am really this strong."
"Umm... excuse me? Are you really resistant against any attacks?" Ichigo asked with his stupid ass face on.
"Are you stupid? Of course! My desire for hogyouku is the desire of power! I am so powerful that no attack can destroy me." Aizen boasted.
"Oh, can I atleast get one upperhand? Kenpachi let me hit him. But I can't make a dent. Since he got so much power."
"Okay, do whatever you want, I will let you hit me once. Come Kurosaki, show me what you got." Aizen laughed as he spreaded his arms. Removing any guards from the chest area.
'He is so stupid, why didn't he ask for immortality instead. I wonder if he even read Dragonball. Everyone in that wanted the balls for immortality. Meh nevermind, lucky he didn't know the landscape is boomed because of me.' Ichigo tought as he walked towards Aizen.
"Aizen, ready, im gonna slice you wih only one attack!"
"Do whatever you want, you can't kill me Kurosaki. I am so power- ahhhhhh!" Aizen is cutted off when Ichigo stabbed his katana at Aizen's penis.
"Heh, MUGETSU FTW!" Ichigo yelled and the effect of the dark blast is extremely powerful, that Aizen's penis and the rest of his body is incinerated. Leaving only the head and a floating hogyouku.
"Aghhh curse you Kurosaki! I can still regenerate you know that!" Aizen yelled at the orange haired shinigami.
"How are you suppose to regenerate when the hogyouku is outside." Urahara chuckled as he kicked Aizen's head fell of the cliff.
"FUUCCCKKKKK!" Aizen's last word is said. And what is left of him is memories. Fuck that, no one cares.
"Well, my job is done. With my powers wasted and my dream of burning Aizen's dick is achieved I can finally read Dragonball franchise. Cya later." Ichigo yawned and went back to his home.
"Well, that was easy. Hmm... I wanted to read Attack on Titan. Cya later too!" Urahara then went back to his house with the hogyouku.
The End
Hahaha! Im laughing my ass off when my brother told me on how Aizen should have died with his ego. For the lawls I spreaded his story here. Hope you had a good time wih me reading his fucked up ending haha! Well later!
