Summary: I was bored and listening to Scotty Doesn't Know, I was lip-syncing it and then I replaced the name Scotty with Sasuke, and this is what happened. I tweaked the lyrics a tad.
Disclaimer: The Naruto characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto-san, and the song belongs to Lustra.
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Hey!!!!!!
Sasuke doesn't know,
That Sakura and me,
Do it in Ichiraku every Sunday.
She tells him she's been training,
But she isn't you know,
But she's on her knees, and...
Sasuke doesn't know, oh.
Sasuke doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Sasuke!
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SASUKE!
Sakura says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping.
Cuz Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know.
So don't tell Sasuke.
Sasuke doesn't knoooooow...
DON'T TELL SASUKE!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Sakura's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know,
Don't tell Sasuke.
Cuz Sasuke doesn't know,
Saskue doesn't knoooooow...
SO DON'T TELL Sasuke!
We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't knoooooow...
The, training grounds, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know.
I did her on his birthday.
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know,
Sasuke doesn't know,
Don't tell Sasuke.
Sasuke doesn't knoooooow...
Sasuke will know,
Sasuke has to know,
Sasuke's gotta know,
Gonna tell Sasuke,
Gonna tell him myself.
Sasuke has to know,
Sasuke has to know,
Sasuke has to,
Sasuke has to,
Sasuke has to go!
Sasuke doesn't know,
(Don't tell Sasuke)
Sasuke doesn't know,
(Don't tell Sasuke)
Sasuke doesn't know...
Sasuke's gotta go!
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"Sasuke I have something to tell you." A boy said looking at the raven-haired Uchiha. "What is it?" he asked looking at the other boy plainly. "I'm doing Sakura." the boy said as he smiled widely. Sasuke's left eye twitched. "Yeah, sure you are." Sasuke said and 'tched'. "No, really I am." The other boy said as he continued to smile. "You can ask her yourself." He said as he pulled Sakura out of her hiding spot. She was blushing madly and attempted to hide her face with her pink hair as her emerald eyes averted her gaze from Sasuke. Sasuke's brow arched. "Well…?" he asked. "It's true…I'm doing Naruto." She said as she laced her fingers with Naruto's. Naruto's smile widened as he tugged on Sakura's arm and started to walk away with her. They left an awestruck Sasuke standing there in the middle of the street.
The next night Sasuke ran off to go join Orochimaru and plot his revenge against Naruto.
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And the truth is revealed!!!!
XD HAHA!! -- Okay…yeah…don't mind me. I just felt that I should put something up on this account.
