An A-Z of Reasons We Love Aragorn
By Mel! and Rose G

Disclaimer - We only borrowed this character and intend to release him unharmed. And we haven't made any money from this.

A/N - We wrote this at school over several breaks and lessons when we had nothing else to do. Yes, physics and history really are that boring (sorry, Mr. J, we love you really.) Don't blame us if it's weird.



Awkward - Always up for a good argument.
Brave - You wouldn't have to worry about dealing with spiders if he was around.
Cunning - He'd always be able to talk his way out of trouble with anyone.
Dashing - One look at him and interfering parents would change their minds.
Elegant - You'd never be ashamed to be seen out with him.
Fleet footed - He'd never have an excuse for being late.
Grey eyed - Sexy. Very
Handsome - An easy way to make that little snobby girl you really hate jealous.
Intelligent - He'd always be able to do anything you ask.
Just perfect - Do we really have to explain this one?
King - He'll always have enough money and you get to be Queen.
Longshanks - There's something about tall men.
Mine - We wish.
Numenorian - He'll be around for ages.
On/Off romantic - Better than most men we know.
Patriotic - He likes his country, we like ours. You could have some good arguments about the Football World Cup.
Qute - My co-writer can't spell and nothing else fitted.
Romantic - Who else would name his horse after his girlfriend?
Sweet - He waits about 50 years for his girlfriend, then makes her Queen. We could live with that.
Telcontar - He doesn't care what you call him.
Underhand - He stitches people up nicely, and that's always useful.
Valiant - He'd do anything to save his friends.
Wanderer - You couldn't have too much of his company, because he's never there.
Youthful - People wouldn't be able to complain you was going about with an old bloke for his money, would they?
Zestful - We dunno. Nothing else goes for Z.




Most of these apply to Viggo Mortension as well, but he's married. Which isn't really that good. Hehehehe. We had a really good time writing this, and we've got a few more planned. R/r and tell us what characters you want done, and we'll do them.