Disclaimer: Que?
Thanks to:
Twister91: Ichigo: Yay! Thank you! (Huggles Malachite)
WF: And this Amethyst belongs to goddessofanime, and she said in her bio for Amethyst that she flirts with Gibson. I decided to take it a little further!
Guy who reads too much fantasy: WF: Yep, ended it there and starting it here! And as for it being a yes (taps nose) maybe.
Snipemaster: Everyone: (watches Nova leap on Renegade and practically molest him)
WF: Um... Nova? Think you can keep it PG, please?
Nova: No! (Continues)
Navy2Blue: Ichigo: Aaaaw, bye Belltea! (Waves)
WF: Gah, more children! (Hides)
Antauri: That's my line!
WF: Not anymore, I have more reason to use it! Children can kill fairies! Not monkeys!
Everyone: (sweat drop as WF hides in a box)
4Evermonkeyfan: Nova: Maybe he's a player, but he's my player!
Gibson: So beat him up together!
Nova: Good idea! (Helps Sarah beat the crud out of Sprx)
WF: Sure, you can borrow Ryou and Ichigo!
Astral Firefly: WF: LOL the sad thing is, I've done that whilst sober!
Ichigo: I'll save you, Ryou! (Starts flinging Ryou plushies to the crazed fangirls)
Fangirls: (have a massive catfight over the plushies)
Sprx: This is better than women's wrestling!
All females there bar Ichigo: WHAT? (Start knocking the sense out of Sprx)
A Fan of Romance: WF: If you want, you can hide with me in my child proof lair (is hiding in a cardboard box)
Otto: Umm... that's a box.
WF: Lies!
Otto: (shrugs and puts Malachite in there)
WF: Gah, child! It burns! (Flies off like crazy)
Beastfire: WF: (hovers over and watches Beastfire squirm on the floor with Ivy underneath) Oh yeah, it rules being a fairy! (Has Malachite thrown up at her by Beastfire) Gah, child! It burns! IT BUUUUUUUURNSSS!
Spirits Shadow: Ryou: And I'm gonna be an uncle! I'm so proud! (Gets teary eyed)
WF: Hold it, cowboy! What makes you so sure she's pregnant?
Ryou: What?
WF: Uh... nothing!
Novafangirl: Antauri: (holds ghost claws up to WF's throat) Alright, spill! Is Ichigo pregnant or not?
WF: Um... um... (Faints)
Ichigo: Well, that's one way to get out of answering!
goddessofanime: Gibson: (blushes) No we weren't! Amethyst just... had a problem and she very wisely came to me about it!
Sprx: And helping her involved you being in bed with her?
Gibson: (now redder than Sprx) Um... yes?
Yellowfairy: Ichigo: Hey, another fairy! Cool!
WF: Hide! (Grabs YF and drags her into her secret child proof lair)
Sprx: coughit'saboxcough
WF: The children will get you too! (Puts pan on her head and holds wand ready)
Blossom268703: Thank you!
Squealer
"It's... negative" said Ichigo, Antauri heard a sob escape her lips and he noticed she was crying silently.
"Oh, Angel" he soothed, hugging her close. "Please don't cry, it'll happen eventually! Besides..." he reached down and gently pulled her face up to look at him, "This just means we'll have to do it more!" Antauri watched Ichigo sniff slightly before she grinned up at him.
"Yeah..." she agreed, before suddenly reacquainting herself with the toilet once more. Antauri looked perplexed,
"What could be making you so ill, then?" he asked, more to himself then to Ichigo.
"Eurgh..." said Ichigo as she finished, she turned to him rather shakily, "probably that alcohol Axe force- fed me last night" Antauri looked shocked,
"What?" he demanded angrily, causing Ichigo to wince in pain because of the headache she had. He apologized and asked her again,
"Yeah, after I came out of the bathroom he was standing there and he started chasing me until he caught me and force fed me this drink. I guessed it was alcohol cos it made my mind feel fuzzy, plus it burned going down my throat." Ichigo noticed how thoughtful Antauri looked,
"Then..." he started, "Nova fed me alcohol too!" they stared at each in a stunned silence.
"But, why?" asked Ichigo, sounding very upset and hurt, Antauri thought about it before coming to the answer.
"Obviously, to loosen us up and make us more succumbing to suggestion. That's why we were so quick to... y'know, last night" he explained. Then he turned when he heard voices heading towards their door, Antauri recognised the voices and glared "and I think I know who else was involved!" he snarled as he went to answer the knock at the door.
"I hope Ichigo is OK" said Krystal, looking pretty worried, "morning sickness isn't fun!"
"Tell me about it!" agreed Jet then she turned and smiled as the door opened, "Good morning, Antauri! Otto told me about Ichigo being pregnant so I came... to..." she stopped when she saw the dark glare Antauri was giving her.
'Oh no, he hasn't figured it out has he?' she thought, looking panic stricken,
'Yes, he has!' growled a voice in her head. Jet laughed nervously and backed away from the irate monkey,
"Well, I guess I'll let you get back to helping Ichigo! Heh... bye!" Jet ran but Antauri caught her tail and dragged her back. He pulled her up so his face was just an inch from hers and he growled menacingly,
"Why did you get us drunk?" he asked, glare deepening. Jet gulped and tried to think of what to say. Thankfully, someone came to her aid
"It was my idea!" cried Jojo, Antauri was so shocked that he dropped Jet on the floor. She landed with a loud bump and cursed quietly under her breath.
"What?" asked Antauri, looking amazed, "Jojo... how could you?" Jojo looked away,
"I'm sorry, Antauri. I-I thought if you and Ichigo... y'know did it then you'd loosen up and stop being so protective and so against children! Plus, you know how much Ichigo wants to have babies and now that she's pregnant-"
"Ichigo isn't pregnant" Antauri's words cut through Jojo's explanation and left everyone amazed.
"What?" asked Krystal, faintly. Antauri turned to her,
"You heard me! Ichigo isn't pregnant! She was sick this morning because of that alcohol you guys fed her!" the other hung their heads in shame.
"Yeah, but it was good wasn't it?" asked Kio, looking confused by Antauri's actions. "So what if she's not got pregnant this time? It felt good, didn't it?" Antauri thought about it; he remembered a particularly heated part of last night and blushed,
"Yes" he agreed, hanging his own head in shame. He sighed, "I'm sorry. I believe that the disappointment impaired my judgment and I was quick to blame others"
The others smiled at him in an understanding way,
"So what was it like?" this was followed by an 'Ow!' as Sprx, who had asked, was smacked up the head by everyone else.
Ichigo watched as Antauri re-entered followed by Jet, Otto, Krystal, Ivy, Nova and Jojo. The moment Jojo saw how ill Ichigo looked, she burst into tears and hugged her.
"Oh Ichigo! I'm so sorry! It's all my fault!" Ichigo allowed the monkey to continue her hysterical ranting until Jet coughed to get their attention.
Everyone turned to her and she waited until Jojo calmed down and let go of Ichigo before speaking.
"Ichigo" she started, "um... Otto and I were wondering..." Ichigo raised an eyebrow, curious now, "if you'd look after Malachite for us!" she blurted out. Ichigo raised both eyebrows and Antauri started to have a fit,
"Please, you guys? Please?" begged Otto, "y'see Jet and I wanna spend some alone time here and Krystal, Onyx and Petalite are going home today so Malachite would be bored. So... could you..." Otto left it hanging but they understood. Ichigo beamed up at the couple,
"Sure!" she agreed instantly, leaving Antauri to continue his fit to himself. She stood up, with Nova and Jojo's help, and grinned at them.
"I'll convince Antauri, don't worry!" she whispered, whilst said monkey continued to rant.
"I hate you so much right now" complained Antauri as he reluctantly carried the sleeping Malachite into the Super Robot. Ichigo looked at him with big, hurt eyes and he instantly sighed. "Fine" he said, "I take it back!" Ichigo grinned at him and kissed his cheek. Antauri watched her fly away with their bags and had to smirk as he remembered even more of last night.
"Can't wait to do that again" he murmured to himself, nodding.
"Well, you'll have to" said a voice beside him; Antauri jumped with surprise and looked at Malachite, who was waking up. The little green and white monkey sat up and rubbed his eye with his hand before yawning and looking at his carrier. "With me around, you'll have to wait to do those sorts of things!"
Antauri looked flabbergasted,
"Ho-how do you know what I was talking about?" he asked, blushing and frantic. Malachite gave him a frighteningly flat look,
"The whole hotel could hear you moaning and squealing" he replied, causing Antauri's face to burn red. "Dad didn't think you'd be a squealer!" he added and Antauri sweat dropped,
"Th-that was Ichigo! She was squealing not me!" complained Antauri, his eyes wide with shock.
"Suuuure" Malachite said sarcastically, Antauri glared.
"You do realise that I'm in charge of you now?" he threatened, Malachite smirked in a way that reminded Antauri of Onyx,
"Which means if you hurt me, you'll have to deal with my mum!" he countered, as he jumped out of the black monkey's arms and ran into the robot, leaving Antauri to gape at him like a fish.
Antauri slumped and tried to fight off the already burnt in blush on his cheeks,
"Great, now I'm stuck with a smart alec child for a week!"
Wheeeeeee, (ducks people who wanted Ichigo to be pregnant) gah! Look at me go! It only took forever and ever to do! Meh, but blame GCSE's not me! Review peeps!
