12:55 PM 9/18/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: "Whoa, I love when my hiney gets all sun shiney" -Johnny Bravo

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hello, greetings, and welcome back to our little corner of the universe.
I'm your host, Chuquita, and to my left is the short little prince we've dubbed "Veggie"
Vegeta: It's Vegeta, NOT "Veggie". You're as bad as Kakarrot with those blasted nicknames.
Chuquita: I'm sorry about that Veggie, I promise I won't call you Veggie anymore Veggie.
Vegeta: (evil glare)
Chuquita: (grins, then whistles to herself) Anyway, we have a very interesting story for you
today. It's a "clash of the self-proclaimed superheroes" fic.
Vegeta: (smirks) Starring ME, the (in loud booming voice) MASKED AVENGER!
Gohan: And me, SAIYAMAN!
Vegeta: (eyes widen) (surprised) SPAWN OF KAKARROT! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE!
Chuquita: I invited him.
Vegeta: WHAT?! WHY!
Chuquita: Well, because he's one of the main characters in this particular story.
Vegeta: [glances over at Gohan's t-shirt] S.O.S?
Gohan: "Save Our Squrrels". Did you know that over a thousand forest animals become roadkill
by the end of everyday!
Vegeta: (sarcastically) Facinating.
Gohan: We're collecting money to purchase animal fences on major highways, that will keep them
safe from being hit by cars. Instead of crossing the street, we're going to construct a large
overpass kind of bridge for the animals to cross so they'll be able to walk over the highway.
Chuquita: Hmm, it's creative I can give it that much. But how're you going to get the animals to
cross the bridge.
Gohan: I have no idea. Dad suggested something, but I don't think it would work.
Vegeta: What?
Gohan: He wanted us to put up a sign with an arrow that said, "Thisaway" on it.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Yeah, that's Kakarrot all right. Like the little forest creatures know
how to read.
Chuquita: Neither do you.
Vegeta: (face turns red) Duh...OH FORGET ABOUT IT! [crosses his arms, a angry/pouty look on his
face]
Chuquita: And now Part 1 of "The Masked Avenger Rides Again!"


Summary: And once again the day is saved..by who? After watching Gohan's many superhero antics on
the news, Veggie decides it's time to break out his old "Masked Avenger" costume and hog some of
the glory for himself--and surprisingly ends up saving the day even better than Gohan has. After
much gloating and boasting, Gohan snaps and Vegeta decides to put an end to the compitition with
a contest; the first one to perform the biggest superhero feat gets the town and the loser must
give-up crimefighting for good! Who will win? Who knows...

Chuquita: Ever notice how wrinkley Veggie's gotten in the new episodes.
Vegeta: (shocked) WRINKLEY!
Chuquita: Maybe we should start calling you wrinkles instead of Veggie.
Vegeta: (laughs nervously) You know, I could get used to "Veggie".
Chuquita: Whatever you say "wrinkles"
Vegeta: Doh!
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" And once again the day is saved! " the newscaster on the television said, " Thanks to
the Great Saiyaman the giant squid attacking our fair city has been defeated! Saving thousands of
lives, the Great Saiyaman modestly professed that it was nothing and that the giant seacreature
will never terrorize the city again. In other news, the price of sushi has been slashed again
today and-- "
*click*
" With the strength and speed of that only to rival Superman and the Powerpuff Girls, our
own city legend the Great Saiyaman has saved us again by stopping the kidnappers in their
tracks-- "
" --saved dozens of people from a burning building-- "
" --rescued my kitty from that tree-- "
" --and still had time to make an appearance at the county fair-- "
" ARRGH! " Vegeta chucked the remote control at the TV, causing it to fly straight
through the screen, " Stupid Kako-spawn and his stupid costume and flying around with his stupid
"super powers" and saving all the stupid people of stupid town! " he grumbled, then chuckled to
himself, " Heh, Stupid Town, heh-heh. "
He paused as the front door slammed open, an a familiar voice shouted from the doorway,
" HIIIII!!! I'M BACK! "
" Kakarrot? " Vegeta said curiously, then broke into a huge grin, " KAKARROT! IT'S
KAKARROT HE'S COME BACK HOME! " he ran headlong towards the front door, then screeched to a halt
in front of the figure. He glared at him, " Oh, it's you. " he said drowlly.
" Nice to see you again too Vegeta. " Gohan said as he walked inside. Vegeta around the
doorway, checking to see if there was anyone else with him, then sighed & closed the door.
" So, " Vegeta spoke up, " How're the residents of Stupid Town? " he remarked sarcasticly
" You mean Satin City? " Gohan narrowed his eyes at him.
" Yeah yeah, whatever they call that place. " he sat down on the couch in front of the
now smoldering television set.
" Actually, I just came back from the-- "
" --county fair? "
" Yeah...how did you know that? " Gohan looked at him uneasily.
" Are you BLIND, boy? It's all over the news! " he folded his arms angrily, " And you
didn't even really DO anything! "
" I DID TOO! I SAVED TONS OF PEOPLE TODAY! " he exclaimed.
" Yeah, and you probably would've been able to save even more of them if you didn't do
your stupid little modeling poses BEFOREHAND! "
" Like you could do better? You don't even care about the citizens! At least I care about
them! " Gohan said calmly.
" OH YEAH! I BET I COULD DO _MUCH_ BETTER THAN YOU AT SAVING PEOPLE KAKARROT! WHY IF _I_,
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI, WERE A SUPERHERO I WOULD SAVE SO MANY MORE PEOPLE THAN
YOU THAT THEY'D PRACTICALLY BEG ME TO THROW YOUR KAKO-BUTT RIGHT OUT OF THE CITY! AND
FURTHERMORE-- "
" Kakarrot? " Gohan mumbled as Vegeta continued to scream his head off. He bent down to
Vegeta's height, " What did you just call me? "
" THAT is not important now Kakarrot, now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do! "
Vegeta said boastfully, then proudly marched out of the room. He stopped & stuck his head back
around the corner, " And after I save the town, Kakarrot, you'll be SO jealous of me you'll
practically BEG to be my servant! HA! " he said, then stuck out his tongue at Gohan & locked
himself in a nearby room.
" What happened here? " Trunks asked, walking into the room.
Gohan glanced over at him, then put his hand on his chin, deep in thought, " I think,
that he thinks, that I think, that he thinks that I'm my Dad. "
Trunks sweatdropped, " Why do I even ask! "


" MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! " Vegeta laughed maniacally as he wildly searched through his clothes
drawers and pulled out to objects. He bounded down the stairs in his room to a small closet door.
He glanced left, then right and cautiously opened the door. A comforted smile crossed his lips as
he stepped inside, what looked like a make-shift throne room. He grabbed a crown off of the
throne's cushion and put it on, then made his way to a small table. Vegeta layed the objects out
onto the table, then sighed in a quick disappointment.
" Ohhh, look at it! It's ripped! " he said, holding out a small red cape, " Maybe it was
big enough for me when I was 7, but I'm going to have to make it look a lot sharper if I'm going
to defeat-- " he glared at the dartboard on his wall with Goku's face on it, " --Kakarrot. " he
said darkly. He grabbed a dart off the table & chucked it at the dartboard, hitting it right in
the center. Vegeta smirked, then went over to a large drawer and pulled out a large piece of red
cloth similar to the small one on the table. He brought it over & began to sow it together, " Heh
heh heh, wait'll they see MY costume, Kakarrot's spawn is sure to tremble in fear at the mere
sight of me! Kakarrot too, if he was here... " he trailed off, then paused for a moment, a look
of sheer lonelyness on his face. He shook it off and continued on the cape, " Kakarrot, " he said
, holding up the newly sown cape, " Prepare to meet your doom. "


Vegeta proudly stood in front of the mirror in the downstairs closet in his new costume,
which consisted of an old black training uniform of his that he had fassened to a large
red cape; a big bright blue M on the uniform's chest. He adjusted the black mask he was wearing
to cover his eyes and smiled, " Now THAT'S what I call a Superhero. Not some stupid
helmet-wearing, antenne'd freak. " he snickered, " LOOK OUT KAKARROT! The "MASKED AVENGER" is
back and there's nothing you can do to stop him! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--*cough, cough*. Ugh, " he
sniffled, " I've got to get those blasted allergies checked out. " he said, making a mental note
to himself. Vegeta propped the crown from before back onto the throne and darted up the stairs,
" HAHA! A-WAY! "


" OH NO! IT'S THE SHARK! AHHHH!!! " the woman on the TV screamed with terror. Trunks
tossed another handful of popcorn into his mouth. His eyes widened.
" Look out behind you! Liz look out behind you before its too late! " the man shouted to
the small girl in the ocean who was splashing about. Trunks clutched his popcorn bucket closer as
the huge shark came out from behind the little girl & bit down. The little girl looked over her
shoulder.
" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! "
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " Trunks screamed fearfully in unison with the TV.
" What're you watching? " a familiar voice said from behind him.
" Jaws 19. " Trunks replied, " This time, it's the Jaws's great-grandson's brother-in-law
twice removed. And the shark STILL looks fake! "
" Yeah, well, what do you want from the eight sequel. " Vegeta shrugged as Trunks glanced
over at him.
" It's still pretty good. " he said, turning back to the TV. Trunks froze and did a
double-take on Vegeta, " You going to a costume party or somethin Toussan? "
" Hmm? Oh! No. Actually this is my MASKED AVENGER costume! Hence the "M". " he pointed to
the emblem on his uniform's chest.
" You mean the Masked Moron. " Trunks mumbled to himself, dryly.
" You say something? " Vegeta glared down at him.
" Nothing, nothing at all. " Trunks laughed nervously.
" Anyway, I, the MASKED AVENGER, plan to use my super-human strength to overthrow that
Kako-spawn's belove-ed job of saving the city so that I can finally get what I deserve! "
" A life? " Trunks suggested.
" NO! " Vegeta snapped at him, then smiled, " The worship and adoration of the city's
minnions! _I_ WILL BECOME THEIR RULER! Not that idiot with a bucket on his head. "
" Umm, Toussan, I don't think you understand. " Trunks said, " Gohan isn't the RULER of
Satin City, he's only its hero. They have a whole government with a mayor and a governer and
a whole police force and-- "
" --AND I shall instuct the minnions, after I have gained their affection, to build me
a GIANT PLATFORM for me to place my royal throne upon! " Vegeta said, not paying attention.
Trunks sweatdropped, " Throne...riiight. "
" And so I have come to the reason I wanted to talk to you. Trunks, son, I was wondering.
... "
" Yes Toussan? " Trunks said, listening closely.
" Would you like to be my sidekick? " he said, giving Trunks a cheesy smile.
" Umm, no thanks. " Trunks chuckled nervously, " I like Gohan, I'd rather not plot
against him. "
" Fine! Be that way! " Vegeta huffed, turning his back towards Trunks, " Traitor! " he
stuck his tongue out at him, " ...one more thing. "
" Yeah? "
" Be sure to tape the 6:00 news for me, when I get back from saving the day I want to
hear how wonderful and needed and imporant I am. " he grinned.
" Whatever you say Toussan. " Trunks said.
" Good. And NOW for a dramatic exit that would put Kakarrot to shame! " Vegeta announced
in his superhero-voice, " A-WAY! " he shouted, then flew upward.
Trunks gasped, " AHH! TOUSSAN NO! NOT THROUGH THE-- "
*CRASH*
" --roof. "


" Hmm, hmm, and hmm somemore. " Vegeta said, still using his superhero tone of voice as
he flew over the city, " I have the costume, I have the strength, now all I need is some gigantic
monstrocity to attack the city so that I, "THE MASKED AVENGER"; trademark; can save them. " he
said to himself, then paused, overlooking the park, " Darnnit! Nothing! " he pouted, then lit
up, " Hey...maybe I should make MY OWN disaster to save them from! " he said, forming a large
ball of ki in his hand.
" And what do you think YOU'RE DOING! " a tiny, yet familiar voice said on his right
shoulder. He glanced to his right to see a small white figure, " Kakarrot?? "
" Yup! I've been promoted to guardian angel and now I'm doing odd jobs for the big guy
upstairs. You're concience is sick today so I'm filling in for him. " Goku smiled.
" Hmm, I remember you a lot bigger. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku, " Are you SURE
you're Kakarrot? "
" Yeah. I can make myself bigger or smaller or thinner or fatter or-- "
" Get to the point! "
Goku grinned, " I'm here to save you from yourself! " he said, stretching out his angel
wings & flying in front of Vegeta's face.
" I don't NEED saving Bakarrot, not get out of my way! I have work to do! " Vegeta said,
swatting at the tiny saiyajin. Goku fluttered away from Vegeta's hands & landed on his head.
" But little buddy! You CAN'T! I mean, hurting people just so you can SAVE them! What
kinda paradox of a crime is THAT! "
" Para-what? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" Paradox. It's when you do something to get to the opposite of what you did...I think. "
Goku said, scratching his head.
" You're right Kakarrot, maybe I SHOULD do it the "nice" way. " Vegeta smirked.
" REALLY? " Goku squealed, " Oh WOW! Veggie that's so KIND of you! " Goku said, clasping
his hands together, " I guess I really got through to you huh! " he said, then yelped as Vegeta
grabbed him.
" Well Kakarrot, you guessed wrong! I'm NOT going to do the "kind and gentle" thing. " he
cackled, then squeezed the tiny saiyajin with his hand.
" ACK! VEGGIEEEE!!! " Goku cried in pain.
" That's it, squeeze him tighter! Break his little bones! " an evil voice laughed from
ontop of Vegeta's other shoulder. Vegeta glanced over at it.
" AHH! FREEZER! " Vegeta shrieked, " Wuh, wuh, wuh, what're you doing here! " he said,
frightened.
" Oh, I'm subbing for you bad side. He's sick today as well. " Freezer said, the same
tiny size as Goku, " Now go ahead, CRUSH HIM! "
" NO LITTLE BUDDY DON'T! " Goku cried out as Vegeta felt his hand beginning to shake.
" I...I... "
" DO IT! "
" STOP! "
" DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! BREAK HIM! NOW! "
" PLEASE LET GO OF ME VEGGIE I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU!!! "
Vegeta loosed his grip on Goku, who fell out of his hand.
" Atta boy Veggie! " Goku gave him a thumbs up as Vegeta smiled weakly at him. Goku
turned to Freezer & cracked his knuckles, " NOW, what was that you were doin to my little buddy
again? " he said in a serious voice as Freezer yelped in a high-pitched voice, then disappeared.
Goku snorted at the spot Freezer had left from, " Better. " he nodded, then turned to Vegeta,
" Isn't that better now Veggie! " he opened his eyes to see Vegeta was now gone, " Veggie?
Veggie? Now where'd he go--AHH! " Goku gasped to see the park now on fire. He flew down towards
the park, " VEGGIE!!! " he paused to see the "Masked Avenger" carrying the people out of the fire
. Vegeta turned to the park, then used his chi to pull half of the water out of the lake & threw
it at the fire, instantly putting it out.
" Hoo-boy... " Goku sweatdropped as the large group of parkgoers appluaded Vegeta, who
bowed, a huge satisfied grin on his face. Goku flew down to him.
" Little buddy whadda you think you're doing, I just told you you shouldn't--WAH! "
Vegeta swatted Goku away again just as a reporter ran up the the prince.
" Ladies and gentlemen this masked man here has just saved hundreds of our citizens from
a forest-fire! " the reporter said excitedly into the camera, " And not a SINGLE casualty!
AMAZING! " he exclaimed, then shoved the microphone in front of Vegeta's face, " Sir, the public
is eager to know, who are you! "
" I'm--- "
" --a big phonie. " Goku mumbled to himself, crossing his arms.
" ---THE MASKED AVENGER! " Vegeta shouted in his hero-voice, " I'm here to save you. "
" And you have! In all my years I've NEVER seen a rescue like THIS before! " the reporter
said to the camera, " Masked Avenger, the means you used to put out the fire, how did you do it!"
" Well, it was very simple actually, " Vegeta said, his ego now in full force from the
attention, " My powers are limitless. I just used my chi to lift the water out and mentally
forced it upon the flames. "
" Are, are you saying that chi is REAL? " the reporter said, surprised.
" Obviously. Would you care for a free demonstration? " Vegeta smirked, then formed a
ball of ki in his hand, causing the group to gasp in amazement. He tossed it to one of the people
in the crowd, who caught it and stared at the ball in astonishment. She dropped it to the ground
& gasped as the ki blew a huge hole in the ground.
" Ahhh... " the group walked over to the edge of the hole, staring into it in amazement.
Vegeta, noticing that no one was paying any attention to him, stomped over to the group & tapped
the reporter on the shoulder.
" A-HEM! " he pretened to cough loudly, causing the reporter to look downward.
" Is there something else you wanted to say-- " the reporter asked Vegeta, who grabbed
the microphone out of his hand.
" I have OTHER superpowers TOO you know! " Vegeta said, slightly annoyed.
" Well, would you--- "
" --show you all how truely strong I am? Gladly! " he grinned, finishing the sentence.
Goku sat on one of the tree branches above the scene, shaking his head in disappointment,
" What a ham. "
" Alright, I want all of you peasants, err, people, to step back. I'd rather not hurt any
of you while I'm powering up. " he said, motioning the group to take several steps back. Vegeta
smirked, then went SSJ2. The crowd's jaws hung open, shocked, " I have just multiplyed my power
20 times its usual strength, watch. " he said as he grabbed a nearby boulder & chucked it into
the air, then caught it & spun it on his pointer finger like a basketball.
" Ohhhhh... " the crowd awed, amazed. Then, one by one they started clapping and cheering
him on. Vegeta chucked the boulder into the air for a second time, then flew up & kicked it,
breaking it into miniscule pieces. He grinned down at the crowd.
" Good day citizens, reporter, " he turned to the direction of the camera & gave a big
goofy smile, " Cameraman; but I must be going. I have more cities to save and more giant monsters
to blast into oblivion! A-WAY! " he shouted, then flew off.



Vegeta kicked open the back door to Capsule Corp, a big smile on his face as he walked
into the room, which didn't look very much different from the way he left it, aside from the fact
that Goten was also now in the room with a big pie on his lap. Trunks was still sitting in front
of the TV, only with an empty bag of popcorn this time.
" I'M BACK! " Vegeta said happily.
" Hi Uncle Veggie! " Goten said, then scooped another blob of pie out of the container
with his hand & stuffed it in his mouth, " Mmm, pie... "
" So? " Vegeta said to Trunks, " What did the peasants have to say about "The-- " Trunks
hushed him, then went back to watching the TV. Vegeta glanced up to see that the news was one.
" --Masked Avenger", seems to be the name that's been on everyone's lips this evening.
After a daring rescue of more than 100 citizens from a forest fire, the masked man literarly
put out the fire by using his chi to lift 2 tons of water out of a nearby pond and drench the
fire! " the newscaster said as they played the footage of the "Masked Avenger" dumping the water
ontop of the blazing trees. The camera zipped back to the newscaster. She smiled, " This must be
one of the most interesting stories we've ever covered here at NOYB 40. As shown priviously,
live, "The Masked Avenger" demonstrated his ablilities by balancing a gigantic rock on his finger
and then smashing it with a mere kick of his foot, not to mention his strange power that changed
his hair a bright yellow. Now that's a REAL hero. It looks like our current Superhero,
The Great Saiyaman, has some tough compitition. And, by the looks of it, this guy is NOT a
pushover. " she finished, " And now, here's Johnny Bravo with the weather report. "
Trunks pressed the button on the remote, turning off the TV.
" So, Toussan, what do ya think? " Trunks said, glancing up at Vegeta, who was still
staring at the now blank TV screen, starry-eyed.
" Did you hear THAT! I'm a HERO! AND I'M BETTER THAN THAT KAKO-SPAWN! " he laughed
insanely.
" But it didn't say anything about you being better than Goha-- "
" OH SHUT UP! " Vegeta snapped at them, " THIS IS MY MOMENT DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!! "
he growled, then changed moods and started giggling, " HAHAHAHA! I'm important! I'm needed! I'm
all-powerful AND I'm stronger than that stupid Kako-spawn! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! "
he shouted, then skipped off to his room, whistling.
" Oh God...Toussan's lost his mind. " Trunks groaned, smacking himself on the forehead.
" Ooh! I think I found it! " Goten said, picking something up off the couch next to him.
Trunks looked up, " Uhh, Goten, that's a sponge. "
" ...I knew that. "



" This is the worst day of my life... " Gohan mumbled as he stared at the TV screen; the
reporter reviewing the Masked Avenger's rescue for the umpteeth time.
" The Masked Avenger? " Chi-Chi said as she walked by the TV, " Another Superhero in your
town? Is he a friend of yours Gohan? " she asked as Gohan groaned.
" No Mom, that's Vegeta! " he pointed to the screen.
" What?! You're kidding! " she said, staring at the TV. Chi-Chi squinted her eyes, then
gasped, " Oh my God, it IS him! Why is he wearing that strange outfit? It looks like a child
sowed it! "
" I think he did it himself. " Gohan said flatly. Chi-Chi looked at her son, conserned.
" What's the matter? "
Gohan sighed, " I think he's just dubbed me Kakarrot the 2nd. "
" Hmm? "
" If you haven't noticed, he's been messing up my name and keeps calling me Kakarrot,
even though he knows I'm not him and Dad's dead. Either its just his old age creeping up on him
or he misses Goku so much he's pretending that I'm him just to soothe that cranky temperment of
his. " Gohan grumbled.
" Well, it is an easy mistake to make-- " Chi-Chi said, gesturing towards him, " I mean,
the voice, and the height, and, well, "
" --Other than the haircut and the abnormally high I.Q. I'm a dead ringer for him. "
Gohan finished, " But that's no reason for him to do this! He's treating me just like he treated
the REAL "Kakarrot". I could bet a million dollars that the first, and maybe the ONLY reason he's
out there dressed up as a superhero and saving people is to become better than ME at it! " he
shook his head, " I don't know how Dad could stand him! I know he thought it was funny or cute or
something to have him trying to imitate and defeat him, but to me...it's just ANNOYING! "
" He's not doing anything wrong though, is he? " Chi-Chi asked.
" Well... " Gohan shifted uncomfortably, " ...no. "
" Then there's nothing you can do to stop him. " Chi-Chi shrugged, " I think it's nice
that he's decided to do something to help others instead of feed that ego of his. "
" But he's doing BOTH! " Gohan said, " Everytime one of those people applued him or cheer
him it just makes his ego BIGGER! The only thing I can do now is wait for him to slip up so I can
stop him permanently. The only question is...when? "



" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOW TO YOUR KING, KAKARROT! " Vegeta laughed, back downstairs in his
'Throne' room. He sat ontop of his throne, a crown on his head and a large robe around his
shoulders in addition to his regular training clothes. The prince pointed his homemade, golden
plastic staff at the small figure before him...a stuffed toy Goku. He snickered, " What's that
you say peasant-slave? Why yes, I AM the most powerful saiyajin in the universe. Thank you for
recognizing my importantness Kakarrot. Yes yes, I know, you're right, you AREN'T worthy to
breathe the same air as the great saiyajin no ou! " he continued his coversation with the plush
toy, " In fact, you're not worthy to grace the same floor. " he held out his staff & used it to
pick up the toy, then leaned the staff towards him, causing the toy to slide down onto his lap.
" You really are lucky you know, to have someone as wonderful and perfect as ME to rule
over you. Not just anybody would take you in as their peasant-slave you know. " he smiled at the
toy, who sat there, unable to respond. Vegeta picked up the toy & hugged it, then whispered
quietly, " Yes, I understand how much you need me around Kaka-chan, and if you promise to
obey me and never try to rebel against your King, I promise I'll keep you safe forever. "
" ... "
" Awwwww, I knew you'd agree! " he squeezed the doll tighter.
" Whoa...what a room! "
Vegeta looked up at a tall figure who was curiously investigating his throne room. His
jaw dropped to the ground as he instantly recognized the person, who turned in Vegeta's
direction, a big goofy smile on its face.
" KAKARROT?! "
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4:30 PM 9/22/01
END OF PART 1!
Chuquita: *Whew*! With school in session its taking longer & longer for me to get time to type
this stuff.
Vegeta: (sarcastically) It only took 4 days genius.
Chuquita: Oh you shutup! I write in shifts, it'd be insane for me to do the entire thing all in
one sitting!
Gohan: (pulls a calculator out of his backpocket) Actually, if you calculate the average wpm and
factor in how much of an outline you have before you start it--
(Veggie & Chuquita glare at him)
Gohan: (sweatdrops) ...oh-kay.
Chuquita: Don't worry, it's not your fault, you're new to the Corner, I'll let it slide.
Vegeta: (grins) Next time you do that I'll beat you up!
Gohan: (mumbles to himself) You couldn't beat eggs.
Vegeta: (enraged) WHAT!
Gohan: (quickly slaps his hands over his mouth) (muffled) Nofhingh!
Chuquita: (to audiance) See ya next time for the second part of the clash between the
environmental, [points to Gohan] and the mental, [points to Vegeta] This is your host Chuquita,
c-u-later! :)