A.N.: I'm back! Muahaha! I bet you're all terrified. I've never really written much humour, I normally stick to not-so-much humour, but I thought I'd give it a shot, even if I'm needle-phobic. Wha? What's this you say? Of course I don't make any sense! That's the point!
Disclaimer: So yeah, I'm like totally JKR, and I like totally approve of this website so I like totally thought of like a pen name that's in like Latin so that like no one knows that it's totally me that's writing.
Disclaimer 2: In case you all have a very low sense of common, I was kidding up there. My name doesn't even start with a 'J'.
The Weasleys, along with Hermione, Harry and Luna, were heading to the close-by village for some Muggle fun like arcades and such. They all managed to pile into the one magically-altered car. Only Luna put her seat belt on. Everyone stared at her.
"You should buckle up too, it makes it harder for Cricklerdons to suck you out of the car," she stated in her dreamy voice, taking out the newest edition of the Quibbler from her coat pocket.
"Luna, when will you learn that there are no such things as..." But Ron never got to finish his sentence because he was sucked right out of the car. A deathly silence fell over the remaining occupants.
"Told you," replied Luna, flipping a page to her magazine, as everyone else buckled up.
