"WHY ME!" Ed wailed while tugging on his blood red coat and grabbing a poptart

"Why the hell do I have to work on Sunday!?" his blond hair was loosely pulled into a ponytail and his eyes were there famous sparkling gold.

"Its all cause' of that bastard colonel" he muttered as he hopped into his car. Cruising out of his driveway he stopped and grabbed his mail. He held it in his teeth while driving then dropped it when he came to a red light. He flipped through them briefly while his instincts caused him to punch the acceleration when the light turned green. Looking up he snapped back into driver mode and pulled into HQ. Jogging up the steps he swung open the door and stepped over to the front desk' signed in and headed to his office.

"Heh heh" he said to himself. He loved the look on the colonel's face when he found out that he had also gotten a office as big as his.

"Oh Edward! There you are. Could you come to my office please?" Ed heard Roy call as he made a U-turn toward his room.

"Yes?" he said arriving in his door way

"Come here please." Roy said. He was holding a paper in his hand staring at it.

"What is it?" he asked stepping closer to him.

"Suddenly Roy jumped up, dove across his desk and before he knew it. Ed was cuffed.

"You're under arrest for possession of a philosopher stone." He said gripping his wrists tightly

"WTF are you talking about!? I don't have a philosopher stone!" Ed yelled trying to maneuver himself away but Roy held fast and wasn't about to let go.