Had to put is up again, it got deleted because of some dirty language (A-holes! FF has gotten really anal)
Hey, folks! A lot of stuff has happened but I'm finally back here on FF! I made this poem a LONG while ago, now I've finally got it up here. It's good to be on here Reading/Writing fanfiction again, I've missed you guys! I AM aware that some people actually like this... 'game' (although to this day I still can't figure out why) but to me, it's not worth anyone's time or money. I will admit it's not the worst game I've ever played, but I was expecting it to be MUCH better. I do like the music in the game though.
OH! One quick note! To those of you wondering about my fic 'Ask the Brawlers', I promise I'm working on that as you read this. Well, enough of my rambling, enjoy the poem!
Fall of a Hedgehog
It's 2006 on Christmas Day
I got a new game for my 360. Hooray!
It's called Sonic the Hedgehog, the blue blur we know
I take it upstairs and I'm ready to go
I put it in my 360; I'm so filled with joy
This was my reward for being such a good boy
The game started up, oh such great luck
But the first words I let out were "What the f**k!?"
Sonic moved so slow, this must be a joke
The designers must have been snorting coke
Sonic must save a princess, haven't we done that before?
Didn't a red capped plumber try to save some whore?
The physics are a dreadful mountain of poop
What the hell? Sonic can walk on the loop?
Now I'm playing as Tails, his gameplay's just stinkin'
Dummy ring bombs? What the hell were they thinkin'?
I played through the game, didn't mind it somewhat
Until a white hedgehog started kicking my butt
Mr. Weedhead kept me trapped in the air
I cannot escape, man this just isn't fair
I tried to deny it, tried to make an excuse
But no matter how I try, "IT'S NO USE!"
I thought this game would make me happy
Turns out this one was just terribly crappy
Only a knucklehead would enjoy Knuckles' stages
These poorly made levels are freakin' outrageous
Playing as Amy is such a bore
Killing enemies with her is just a chore
Shadow's up next, my favorite hedgehog
Surely his story's better than that last poop log
My hopes for this story did not last
What the heck did they do to his chaos blast!?
His gameplay was better, that's no doubt
But those damn vehicles just need to get out
I felt so tempted to turn off the power
Why on earth won't Rouge get off that tower?
And Omega's voice, just what the hell?
He sounds like a guy a met at Taco Bell (Seriously, true story)
Mephiles appears; what's his game?
I think I know how he got his name (Mephiles)
Shadow meets the white hedgehog who came to the past
Then he thankfully moves in to hand him his ass
This game just sucks, you already know
Only one more craptastic story to go
You thought Sonic was slow? You ain't seen jack
I'm convinced these designers were doin' crack
Silver moves at a painfully slow pace
Even fatass Eggman could beat him in a race
He has psychic powers, that's kinda nice
Too bad it still sucks. Ah, my head needs ice
Blaze the Cat move faster than Sonic
I've no doubt the designers were on chronic
Weedhead's on a quest to find the "Iblis Trigger"
Some Shadow look-alike told him that I figure
He tried to kill Sonic, but didn't succeed
Amy stopped him from doing the Devil's deed
After fighting with Shadow, he decided to quit
He learned that Mephiles was just full of... sugar honey iced tea
He decides to help Sonic and set things right
Man, this story sucks. I need a Bud Lite
The ship crashes. NO! EGGMAN IS DEAD!
What's that? Elise? Screw that stupid airhead!
But Sonic goes back in time to save the day
My God, this plot is totally gay
It's finally over. Wait, what's going on here?
Sonic gets whacked by that backstabbing queer
Iblis is unleashed! We're all doomed, man!
Wait, it's not over. We've got a plan
We must find the emeralds and make a wish
Elise brings back Sonic with a freakin' kiss!?
I'm just disgusted by this PETA faction
I care not to see hedgehog on princess action
The hedgehogs powered up, and there was a fight
You already know who got their butt kicked that night
Elise blew out the flames, and the game was erased
But still, Sonic's name was severely disgraced
The only part of this game that didn't make me see red
Was when Shadow the Hedgehog kicked Silver in the head
I took out the disk and threw it outside
Screw you, Sega! You butt-humpers lied!
