A/N: This is an updated version based on reveiws. Thanks mynameissilence! P.S. There should be a sequel coming soon. So look out for it!

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This is from a challenge by VulpesKai. Challenge: ron/voldemort!

It was the Trio's sixth year at Hogwarts. Voldemort was out in the open, and Harry and Dumbledore were doing everything they could to stop him. Ron was walking with Hermione to the first Hogsmede visit of the year. All of a sudden, Hermione ran away.

"I'll be right back!!! I just saw Lavender!!!"

Great, thought Ron. Now I'm all alone.

Just then, he felt a hand on his back.

"You won't be all alone if you come with me." The voice was low and sexy.

"Ok." said Ron. He turned around, but the person was entirely covered in a black cloak.

The mystery person took Ron's arm, and led him to the gate of Hogsmede.

"We apparrate from here." The person said, in the incredibly sexy voice. The mysterious person in the cloak took Ron's arm and they apparated. Since Ron had no idea where they were going, he let the mysterious person steer. They soon arrived in front of a large, evil looking house.

"Wait," said Ron. "before we go any farther, I want to know who you are."

The person let out a very sexy laugh and said "Very well." He threw off his cloak. Ron looked at him, stunned. Oh my freaking god! thought Ron I'm looking at you-know-who naked!!!! "HELP!!!! HELP!!!!!" Ron started screaming and running in frantic circles.

"There is no where to go, my dear boy. I'm sorry." Voldemort was smiling!!!!

"Um…. are you really… um… you-know-who?" said Ron, "Because… um… you-know-who wouldn't be smiling at me like that." Ron was starting to get really freaked out.

"Of course I'm Voldemort, my dear boy."

"Okay," said Ron, "what's with the 'my dear boy' thing?"

"I'm hopelessly in love with you, Ronald!!!!" Voldemort was on the verge of tears. "I thought you had feelings back for me!!!"

"……………" Ron was stunned speechless. Well, now that you look at it that way………I suppose he is kinda cute…… "Um, you-kno… I mean, Voldemort…… I never though I'd say this, but you're right!!! I do have feelings back for you!! Lets get married, my dear!!! Do you mind if I call you Voldy?" "Sure!!" The curtains now go down on a passionate kiss. (P.S. "Voldy" is still naked!!)