A/N – This little vignit is part of McGee's thoughts in the Second Season episode "Chained" where Tony was undercover as an escaped prisoner to catch "Iraqi Antiques smugglers". There is also reference to the first season episode "One Shot, One Kill". I've seen there are quite a number of fics dealing with chained, but for once this doesn't really have anything to do with Tony, Gibbs or Kate, this one is based on another bit of greatness in this all over GREAT episode.

This takes place directly after Gibbs tells McGee to tell the secretary of state to "Stick it".

Disclaimers – All the usual apply, not mine, not claiming it to be mine, yadda yadda…

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'Stick it…' He told me that I should tell her to stick it? Is he crazy? She's the Secretary of State damnit, I can't just tell her to stick it, I could be thrown in the brig for that can't I?

Then I just won't do it. I will not loose my job just because Gibbs wants me to commit career suicide, won't happen, nada. What could Gibbs do to me any case if I don't say it, well, I guess he'll probably kill me, but is that really worse than being fired, dragged through the mud as an example. Wait? Do I REALLY think that being killed is better than loosing my job and being humiliated, am I that superficial?

Well at least the two words aren't what I thought it would be, when he first told me that he had only two words for her, I thought they'd be a bit more colourful, imagine saying the F word to the secretary of state, now that will definitely earn me a ticket straight to death row, or maybe just a bullet by some sniper. I wonder if that kid they caught killing recruiters has been bought into the secret service yet, because don't tell me they'd let talent like that rot away in prison! I heard about that case a while ago, apparently Kate had to dress up like a marine, now THAT I would like to have seen!

Getting of the point now, what is the point again? Wait, let's see, Tony is out there, somewhere with a maniac, and this woman keeps interrupting us, I can't work like that and Gibbs certainly can't, he has those stupid "car" calls that's distracting him. Well, maybe distracting is not the right word, Gibbs can't get distracted that easily, annoyed is more like it. Yeah, annoyed, and he's taking it out on me, wanting me to commit career suicide. Damn that guy, why can't he say it to her himself?

I wonder what he'd do if I told him to stick it, whoa not a good thought, now I can't get the torture scenes from my mind, that scalpel looks extremely sharp right now… Well let's see, I can definitely forget telling Gibbs to stick it, just the thought makes me shudder, not doing anything won't work, I need to focus all my attention on this case and finding Tony, I guess that only leaves one thing, somebody's going to be told to stick it. Man, now I wish Gibbs had said the more colourful words, I'm fired up for this thing!

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A/N – Extremely short and stupid, but the plot bunny just wouldn't leave me, hope it was mildly entertaining. O and could anybody please confirm to me that is was infact the secretary of state, I'm not sure about who exactly she was, but if my mind serves me right she was the secretary of state, I'd don't mind being proven otherwise though…