Disclaimer: these characters belong to J. K. Rowling

Hermione Granger: Hanson Hater.

Hermione Granger was a great student and a great friend. But she had one vice. Every time she heard Mmbop she would start to hiccup.

Of course this was when everyone was crazy about Hanson. (You know before they really started to suck.) Anyway, she would start to hiccup. So while everyone else would start to sing Mmbop she would run into her dormitory and hide her head under her pillow.

Even if Mmbop didn't make her hiccup she would have hated it anyway. She didn't understand why anyone would like to listen to three whiney teens singing words no one could understand.

Every time she heard that dumb song and started to hiccup she began to hate it more. She finally decided to stay away from Harry and Ron for fear of what she might do to them if they played that song again.

Meanwhile Ran and Harry were trying to figure out why she was avoiding them.

"Maybe she thinks we smell bad," suggested Ron.

"No if it were that she would have said something," said Harry as he smelled under his arms, (just in case.) "Why don't we ask her?"

"Good idea," said Ron, "But we'll need some finding music." Ron reached under his bed and pulled out a large CD player and started blaring Mmbop as loud as he could.

"Ready to go?" Asked Harry and they set off.

After about ten minutes of looking they spotted Hermione coming out of the library with a couple books in her hand.

As soon as she heard the music she ran in the other direction dropping her books on the way.

She ran straight into Mr. Filch who was stroking Mrs. Norris who flew out of his arms at the impact. She landed in a bubbler.

Soon Hermione had Harry Ron and Mr. Filch after her. Professor McGonagall caught them and sent them to Albus Dumbledore himself.

When Dumbledore asked Hermione to explain herself she blew up. "I CAN'T STAND MMBOP IT GIVES ME THE HICCUPS AND I HATE IT!" Screamed Hermione.

"Oh that's ok," said Ron, "We like Aqua now."

"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!" Sang Harry and Ron.

"AAAAHHHH," screamed Hermione as she ran out of the room sneezing.