[color=violetWhat husbands are NOT to Say to a Woman While She is Giving Birth:

"You have failed to produce me a heir, off with your head."

"That was a BABY?"

'That's definitely a turn off."

"So honey, when do you think you're going to lose all this weight you've been packing on?"

"So darling... I've been doing a lot of thinking and well... I think I like guys."

"Now that the baby's out, maybe I could get inside you next...." *wink, wink*

"NO!! IT'S A GIRL!!! PUT IT BACK IN!!! PUT IT BACK IN!!!!"

"I missed the strip club for this shit?"

"Umm.....so what are you gonna make for dinner?"