This is a Fan-Fic written by my friend Meeko, not me, If this story gets any review's I shall let her know :D
As for this Fic, I find it hillarious but its your opion in the end. This isn't based 100 percent on the Shakespeare paly, but it comes pretty close
DISCLAIMER: Meeko nor me does not own Kingdom Hearts or the Play Romeo and Juliet, It belong to SquareEnix (KH) and Willam Shakespeare (R&J) Meeks doesn't own any characters ect..
A/N: All Characters will be called by their Real Names, ok, so its not confusing, when a character talks to another they shall be called by the character name
Romeo and Juilet: My Style
Chapter I: Having a Ball
Written by Meeko
CAST:
Sora: Romeo
Kairi as Juliet
Donald: Romeo's friend
Goofy: Romeo's friend no.2
Aeris: Juliet's mother
Jasmine: Romeo's mother
Beast: Prince Hairyhead
Belle: Juliet's friend/maid
The Gang: Villains
King Mickey: Priest
I turn on the radio. In other news fighting broke out in front of the coliseum gates as a desperate Romeo sought Our dear Juliet and here's why…..
Kairi and her friend Belle were doing the weekly shopping "Oh my god, look at that dork over there" pointed Kairi over at Prince Hairyhead/Beast
"It's rude to point!" Belle exclaimed "Besides your mother want you to meet him!"
Kairi looked confused "I don't think a shopping isle is the right place"
"What's next on the list?" asked Belle, ignoring Kairi's remark
"Milk"
Meanwhile; at some other super market
Some people (aka Romeo/Sora and Co) are strolling along the isles. They start talking...
"I heard there's a party tonight over at the new place" Sora said
Donald looked at Sora and gave a snort "You know they don't like us!" he snapped
"Mingle, gate crash, you know what us guys are good at" continued Sora, igoring Donald
"Try telling that to the Mrs" Goofy said
Sora looked confused "Which one?" he asked
"The one you want to gate crash" Donald said
Goofy was looking around, but then he saw something and exclaimed "Hey, duck!" and he did so. Sora did too
"Oh, don't tell me" snorted Donald, but then he gets hit by a fling pineapple "Oww! God-damit! Who did that!"
"Give me that thief!" shouted Aeris, Juliet's mother
Sora looked surprised, then started to protest "No, no! You got it all wrong, I just found tha--"
"Yes, I bet you did!" snarled Aeris "Get out of my sight!" and the guys ran for it
Evening went by and they all went home and got ready for the big night
At the Capulet's house...
"Mom, why do I have to where this angel outfit?" asked Kairi, looking at the clothes she had to wear to the ball they were holding that night
Aeris looked annoyed "Because you do!" she snapped
"Look at me!" said Kairi, climbing up on the table and dancing "I'm a pretty little angel, oh look, oh look"
Aeris got up and send a death glare at Kairi "Don't play games with me!"
"Oh looky, aren't I pretty, oh looky at me!" contiued Kairi
Aeris lost her temmper "£$$"£"£$££"$£"$£"$"$$"£$£ so shut the f up!"
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooo my..." was all Kairi could say
Meanwhile Sora and co are making there way to the party
"So, how many girls do you think will be there?" asked Sora
Donald gave Sora a funny look "You have an odd mind" he commented
"Wouldn't most ask it?" Sora asked
Goofy looked a little uncomfortable "Can we move off the subject of girls?"
"Oh yeah" smriked Sora "Did I mention he was dumped" he said pointing at Goofy
Donald started sniggering "I know. Serves him right, Jasmine's old enough to be his mum"
"And? Your point is?" asked Goofy.
Sora and Donald just laughed at Goofy "I'll just turn around now, while I still have dignity" grummbled Goofy
"Well, you always have us" smiled Donald
"So reassuring"
Sora, suddenly, pointed "There it is!" and they saw the place where the ball was being held; I was huge!
"Whoa!" went the Guys, in awe
There are people walking in and out and people like the Black Eyed Peas and Blink 182 playing on stage
"And you wanted to turn around..." Sora manged to say to Goofy
Goofy shrugged "I think I will anyway" he said and started to walk off
"Coward! Come on!" Sora shouted and started to drag Goofy in. We hear Goofy's nails scrape the ground
Donald covered the places where his ears would be "Oh my god, my ears!" he groaned
"I didn't know you had ears" said Sora
Donald glared a bit "Well, I do!"
"That's funny, you never seem to hear when I nag at you or even talk to you?" Sora asked, confused
"Selective hearing, it's a gift"
Sora glared, then laughed "Hehehe Goody-bye"
"What do you mean good bye?" Donald asked "We only just GOT HERE!" he snapped then he happened to see a baseball bat in Sora's hands "Ohhhhh no!"
"Ohh yep!"
SMACK!
Donald lands on a rose bush, face first. Goofy wasn't pleased "Oh look, you ruined those roses!" he shouted
"You are pushing me towards the edge" mummbled Donald from his bush
Sora looked down "You got that right..."
"Huh?" Donald said and looked down "Oh crud" and fell in the pool
"I'll go now" Sora said, as he started to creep off
Donald started splashing in the pool and shouting "Help! Help! I can't swim!"
"Don't look at me!" exclaimed Goofy
"How do you do pool patrol if you can't swim!" asked Donald
Goofy sighed "I feel sorry for the guy drowning"
"I'll save you!" cried Kairi, appearing, and jummped into the pool and saved Donald "Yuk!" spluttered Donald after getting out
"Oh hello" said Kairi, to Goofy and Sora (Who had come back) "Hey wait a minute where's your invite?" she asked
Sora gave a shrug "To be honest I don't re--" he looks up and points absenmindedly to Donald "He has it!"
"Hey look, there it goes!" Donald said as he spots a piece of paper go into flitter
Kairi sighed "Well, I guess I'll just tell mother that you lost it"
"No, that's alright. She doesn't need to know does she -pause- does she?" asked Sora
"Well, if you think..."
Sora and Kairi stare at each other for a while, then Sora holds her hand, Kairi blushes then holds his hand. Its love Jim!
(Radio: Love is in the air! There's magic everywhere! Me: -hits Radio- Oh sorry)
"They're holding hands, we should go" whispered Goofy
Donald glared then started shouting at Sora, but the two didn't pay any attention, "Now look here Romeo! You almost got me killed I think the least you owe me is to cut out this crap!" he hollered at Sora, then he turned to Goofy "And you your just looking for a excuse!"
"You know what?" Goofy said
Donald rolled his eyes "What?"
"This gives me great pleasure to say but no bodies listening to you" grinned Goofy
Donald walked off and came back with a glass of water and throws it at Goofy
"What did I do?" Goofy asked
Suddenly, Belle came down the stairs, the two lovers startledly snapped out of the love day-dream "Juliet?" asked Belle, then she spotted her with Sora "Come on your mum wants you to meet the Prince"
"No, I'm happy here!" protested Kairi, Belle gave her a look, Kairi sighed and followed her. She stopped and looked back at Sora, who held his hand out to her, but she vanishes out of sight
Donald sighed "Come on, lets go have fun"
"How can I?" Sora sighed "I'm going home..."
Donald rolled his eyes "Party pooper"
"I'm going with him" Goofy added
Donald smacked his head "Oh what the hell!"
"Hey, wait, I've got an idea!" Sora said, perking up
"What now? Climb up to her balcony?" Goofy absenmindly suggested
Sora's eyes grew big "Thank you, thank you" he said as he ran home
"What have you done!" snapped Donald
Goofy sighed "Well, we might aswell go home..."
End of Chapter I: Having a Ball
Well what do you think, she's still working on it I have chapters Two and Three but I need to make them into prober story format and not script :D
As for me I'm sorry about lack of update to the three musketeers, I have idea's (Actully a story plan I wrote up with meeks) but I can't start the next chapter off its a pest! I'm going to ask for help If this carries on. I have soooo many stories to write but I can't due to my wrists. I'm working on another project which is a nice slow one and when I get time shall put up, I shall proberly start work on the KH Chronicles: Before the Chronicles and put my Traverse Town re-visted up (I have offical put Deep Jungle up :D) It will take time due to problems of that part where you bump into Riku (Its too hard to explain) anyways I have written the first Chapter of the Chain of Mermories Chronicles up but I will wait until I have no projects to do and then work on that. I will also when I get the time and my wrist don't hurt to put up another story written by Meeko; Big Moogle (A Parody of Big Brother hehehehe) Phew...anyways until anything thing happens, Catch ya later ;)
The next chapter shall be up soon; Chapter II: To arrange a Wedding
•°•°•Xiao Tanaka•°•°•
