Zombie, Eat My Heart (lolz! taek 4efer ta shuse neam Teh beast naem i cum up in long teyem)

a/n:this 1nd efer fic!! no bassin! i gaeve ta feids nd deay saey it wuz gud! agin NOH FLAEMES!!! orz i won//t rite noh moor!

Jill nd Chris gets fone callz from this hot guy that tellz em to bring don UMBRELA. (UMBRELA suxs!)
Theay says no at first, but the guy tells them :c'mon man, umbrealla tryed to hurt you real bad, so they says yesss". And dhen thez getz on helllicockters(heh...cock iz in w0rd) nd flyz to place whearz mizion takes plaece.Nd dhen day go to this ugly houze, nd it spooky nd shit, but day like, we go anywayz. Dhen day goez in, and zombies be attacks dhem.

Jill wuz like OH NOES", so chris shot his ass and now jill is safe from the evil zombi

Nd then dis hunk of a zombi gets nearer to jill, nd he have beatifuel eyez that make jill orgasimmed.
Jill was like, woes, "yu hot, so she took off her shirt Chris said" Jill is being. rappeded, and he at shot the zomby, so jill screamed hm, why you do that bitch?, then she bitch slaped chres and ran away wif de zombeejill's booobs were shownz, and de zombee waz like "let's does it." Nd he start knawings at she neck, nd she giggles, letz his hand slip in shes pantiez.

Den he 8 her out, but not jus in the pussy, and she was leik, that be so gud'

He lets hiss wite
teethpastes spill out his nd letz it cover jill's faece. Nd he likes, "U goodz. U make mez horny..." Nd they didz it alll nights long, den the zombie says, "U make me pregeant! Bee-yotch!"

So then Jyll went

and found Creas, and she was like hey chrs, I aaxeidentily got my byfrind pregeant, will yo pertind to be de baybi's fatyhir? and he was like no bitch", you cheated" on me, ho, I might be really upset with you, so now ill nevr furgive yu.'
Den Cheaisjh and jilliez loeks dat 1 nother, den Chres says We make surez your pregeantz nor not. "gonna gets you a pregeancy test. And den Jill agreads, nd den they goez ta the drug store ta getz one, nd Jill pulls don she panties nd stucks tha test in herz pusey. She takes dit ot, and it poztve.
Den de next dy she had hir babi nd dey bof went back to show itb 2 it's pregeant dadi and he 8 it nd jil wuz like "why yu doo dat, buthe was like it taste goot, so she waz leik, ok, iy furgave yu, so let's have hot sex, so dey did and cres was like ewww dat be gross

And thean chrez was like, let ''me joinz'!!!11!!! I pwns u in da pussssssy!!! And jills be like, yeah, geve itz ta may!' And then they has da hawt dreezome, and zombi tuks back eand of chres, and he pwned em. (hahz! chreaz tunz ga!)

And dhen chrizs wentz 'dat hurtz may azz, uz bietch!"" And dhen he shotz zombi in da wee-wee.
Den chris jill told chris that you are not not hot like my sxy zombi boifrend, i don';t louv yu liek i luuuv him, so chris was deepressed and he shot hiself in dee

HEAD, sayin "ill 'be an hero" anb den he felled on da flour and twitched and beleeded gory red blood. It was spurtin out all over de place nd jilllllllllllllllll wuz liek eww, chris is dead. lets hav sexx in his blud fowntin. (hawt! fetizh ov myne!)
And den zombi and jill lived happillly eebver fter en dee creapy manshun nd had hot sexx evety nite usinnn creses rottinged corps as der bed. dee zombay had dee baby and itg wass a suber kawaii zombii/boi snd itt wend on too ate m iny peeppls, ann jill dnb hir zombaty nvv r forget thdat itt wsazs

luv 1nd byteee

bestest storie efer! my freids luvz it! uz betur 2! gib me reavuz