A/N: My first Christmas parody!!! Hope you enjoy it. More to come. Please review, I do rather like them. I shall send you cyber-Christmas cookies!!!!! Oh, I don't own Good King Wencelas.
CSI Parody of "Good King Wencelas"
Good King Grissom looked out on a decomposing body.
Bugs galore they flew about, the vic was disembodied.
Brightly shone his good Maglite, though the dark was cruel.
Then Captain Jim Brass appeared, hard evidence rules!
Fingerprints could not be found, though they printed all.
'Tis a Caucasian John Doe male, Griss heard Doc Robbins call.
Cause of Death it seems to be, subdural haematoma.
Tox reports have told me that, legal limit he was over.
Greg has found a crack addict who tells them all he knows.
Seems he was high on his drugs, and a man appeared to doze.
But he was already dead, so he hacked him into pieces.
Still a crime though not murder, he's taken by polices. (artistic licence!)
So John Doe, he fell down drunk, hit his head and died.
Crack head guy is taken for an unpleasant ride.
The message goes to criminals; abandon your bad ways!
It makes more work for our dear Griss. Happy holidays!
