Hai everyone.

First fanfic, so yeah. It's just gonna be a bunch of one-shots :P Sorry its short.

I do not own Nintendo or Brawl or any of its contents.


'Twas a normal day.

Kirby was over-stuffing himself with food. Ike was screaming "GREAT AETHAAH!" through out the mansion. Samus, Peach and Zelda were all gossiping.

And, of course, Marth and Meta Knight were making bets.

None of them were ever too daring. They just liked to humiliate each other, even though they were great friends.

"Hey, Marth," Meta Knight said.

"Yeah?" Marth replied. He knew from Meta Knight's tone of voice that he was going to start a bet.

"I dare you to go and kick Pit."

"That's all?" Marth questioned. "That'll be easy. What do I get?"

"You can have an extra life in the next brawl we have," Meta Knight offered.

"Deal," said Marth, confident. He marched over to Pit and grinned.

"Hey, Pit?"

"Ye-" Suddenly, Pit was kicked in the shin. Hard. He sniffed.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" he said, crying. Marth stared at him. What a baby. He thought.

As Marth started walking away, he heard Pit scream something in a lower voice than usual. Suddenly, he saw a enormous green haired lady behind the mansion and a bunch of ugly baby-soldier things with wings flying around.

Marth turned to see Meta Knight, but he had disappeared.

"OH SH-"


Meta Knight snickered when he saw Marth's body on the floor.. He knew what was coming for Marth.