tris could not belive she transfared 2 dauntless
"okay so as i sad yesterday my name is SWAG SWAG eric SWAG SWAG"
christina da basic bitch spoke up. "um do we relay have 2 call you SWAG SWAG eric SWAG SWAG"
"if u want THE SUBWEY SAMMICHES yes otherwise well have 2 kil u!"
as they stod in front of da chasm some2 spoke up
"u said we were doing dis 4 initiation into dauntless"
eric rolled his eyes "um dauntless has enough ppl dis year you guys get subway sandwiches instead"
some fat fuck screamed. "i am not going to get myself killed 4 subway sandwiches" and he raced towards da chasm.
christina yells. "al! nooo!"
"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE" he screems as he jumps off. but he must not have had state farm because no 1 appeared.
tris looks of at da chasm agin as if shee cold not beliv some1 had just dyed in it. but she was rite not 2 beliv bc al was lifted up seconds later by peter, who had stolen eric's red bull and grown wings
"are u alex from target" sayd al
"no this is patrick"
eric loks at peter. "points 4 bravery. come get ur subway sandwich."
4 gives peter a subway sandwich, and he sneaks behind eric.
"ok so da frist part of our training is OH MY GOD PETER REMOVE THE SANDWICH FROM MY ASS NOW"
peter removed da sandwich from eric's asshole and somehow he didnt becum factionless
tris twerked in victery. dauntless training was gona be fun.
