HOW NARUTO WILL BEAT SASUKE

Naruto stood steely at the Valley of the End. He had not activated Sage Mode, nor had he used the Kyuubi's chakra. No, Naruto knew how to defeat Sasuke without any of those things. All he needed was an opening…

"Sasuke!" Naruto shouted suddenly, beginning an epic insult of manliness, "Yo mama is so weak, Itachi only looked at her and she died."

Sasuke, glared evilly at the Namikaze scion, activating his Mangekyou Sharingan in an instant. "What did you say about my mama!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" The final Uchiha screamed louder than Sakura and Ino combined, his fury rising to new heights as Naruto invented the first ever Yo Mama joke in the history of the Naruverse.

"You heard me, Sasuke-teme. Now, hit me with your best mental shot!" The Uzumaki-Namikaze yelled back, edging Sasuke on, "Only, all I ask is that you don't use Tsukuyomi on me! I would simply die! If anything, use Amateratsu…"

However, Sasuke, being the ultimate douche-bag of douche-baggery that he is, decided to do just that. Too bad for him Naruto was pulling a Briar Rabbit on him. So, Sasuke initiated a Tsukuyomi upon the poor, helpless Naruto.

FLASH!!!

Sasuke screamed. His eyes! Oh the pain he felt within this eyes! He was trapped. Trapped within his own illusionary world, filled with all the pain his Sharingan-cursed eyes brought him.

72 hours passed- a second in the real world. Sasuke collapsed, his eyes bringing too much pain upon his mind.

Meanwhile, Naruto stood by grinning, a camera twirling on his finger.

AN: Yes. Epic win for Naruto! I was reading an old, old, old story called One of the Cool Kids in chapter 4. THAT was where I got my inspiration with Itachi and Tobi's… fight. xD So, R&R!!! Or else, Gai and Lee will create a stripper video and Sasuke will put you in Tsukuyomi where you are forced to watch it and participate in it for 72 hours.