Just another day of being a kid. It was the summer of twenty twelve and me and my brothers were on our way to a super boring computer camp they convened me to participate in. It's not that the camp was super boring, just that I wasn't into computers like that and everything they tried teaching, I already knew. Walking there was the most interesting part, which was pretty sad considering I walked with my brothers.

"Hey guys guess what!" my older brother called to me and my younger brother as he leaped towards us. "There's this super cool new show that we should all watch together."

"Oh yeah what is it?" my younger brother dared.

"Guess," the older one teased. I groaned in annoyance. Both my brothers were always being stupid and saying the dumbest things. I knew my older brother, Jacob, was going to say something stupid like 'Care Bears" or "Polly Pocket". Heck, most girls wouldn't care too much about that kind of crap, but I'm not like most girls. I never really cared for Barbie dolls or asked for a pony for Christmas, I'm what people would call a tomboy. Whatever, I still wasn't going to guess, I just let my brothers have their lame conversation.

"Hmmm, is it Sonic?" my younger brother, Vincent, attempted to guess. My older brother shook his head and said no. "Is it an anime?" he guessed again considering my family's love for Japanese animation.

"Nope," Jacob denied once more. "Hey, aren't you gonna guess?" he turned towards me. I exhaled, seeing that I couldn't stay out of the conversation.

"Lemme guess, it's something stupid," I said blankly.

"Nah, I think you'll love it," Jacob replied unfazed.

"Well, I'm not guessing so you might as well just tell us now," I finally admitted. My brother frowned at my lack of emotion fir a split second before getting ready to reveal the super important television show.

"Alright, alright. It's..." he took in a quick breath. "My Little Pony!" I immediately stopped walking and rose an eyebrow at him. Both brothers stopped walking as well. "Friendship is Magic!"

"No thank you," I simply replied before walking ahead of the two.

After another day of being lectured on computer stuff I was already well aware of, me and my brothers were on our way back home. My brothers decided to talk about this whole My Little Pony crap again, so I took the liberty of leaving them behind. Once I returned home, I approached a small cage were rumbling noised were coming from. I opened the cage and watched as a tiny black lab circled around my feet.

"At least you're not telling me about ponies," I knelt down and spoke to the dog. "Alright Shadow, lets feed you now." At that moment I filled the little bowl that was next to the cage with little brown pelts of dog food. The little puppy was done eating at the exact moment my brothers walked through the door, still talking about ponies. Once my dog finished jumping all over them, they turned on the T.V. I walked up to the living room and heard a familiar theme. "Ponies," I muttered. I looked at my two brothers and noticed how intently they were watching the colorful show. "Hold up, you two aren't seriously watching this mess?"

"Yeah we are, you should watch with us," my little brother invited me.

"Yeah, my friend said it was a really cool show," my older brother agreed. No matter how heartless I look or act, it was always hard for me to say no, so I usually said no thank you. Before I could say anything though, my older sister decided to join the party.

"Hey are you guys watching My Little Pony?" she asked. Vincent jerked his head up and down in response.

"Yup, see Vanessa," Vincent turned towards me. "even Jessica is going to watch with us." Honestly, the whole sibling rivalry stuff was just for fun, I loved watching things with my siblings. However, I had to draw the line at ponies. I looked around for a way out of the dreadfully colorful world of ponies, then I saw my puppy.

"Uh, no thank you," I finally responded. "I have to, uh, walk Shadow and all." I quickly took my dogs collar and dragged her out the door before calling back to my kin, "Lock the door after me!"

I walked along side my leashless dog around the park. "Finally, away from those stupid ponies," I muttered to Shadow. In return she only sat down and whined. I looked forward and saw another group of at least ten other dogs, then looked back at my own. "Go on," I motioned to her. At that moment, my dog jolted off to the other much larger dogs. I watched as the whippet-lab mix ran, she looked just like a horse, but smaller. Almost like a- "Hold up, I did this to get away from ponies," I muttered to myself.

As I walked around with my dog some more, I noticed a police car parked a block from my house. I quickly tried turning away, this guy was always getting on me for not curbing my dog then made me go home early. However, it was too late, the guy was always looking out for me.

"Hey!" the officer called. "Nessa, gotta put a leash on that dog," he reminded me.

"Yeah, okay," I pretended to understand. I was always kind of annoyed with the fact that he would act like my best friend and call me nicknames.

"C'mon Vee, you should know it's a city law by now. How many times have I told you?"

"Like I would count," I muttered under my breath.

"Twenty seven," he said casually. This guy. "You know the drill," he said pointing in the direction of my house.

"Yeah, I know," I grunted. After picking up the tiny puppy, I made my way home. Stepping up, I rang the door bell, too lazy to take my keys out of my pocket. I checked my watch and noticed it had only been fifteen minutes since I left. Oh great, T.V. shows lasted half an hour. I thought about just turning back to avoid a bombard of ponies, but it was too late. Vincent was always the one to answer the door.

"Vanessa, you came back just in time," he greeted. "Why'd you come back so early though, officer?"

"Yup," I said as I walked into the house.

"Hey, that's what Bic Mac says," my older brother said as I walked past him.

"Who the heck said anything about burgers?" I questioned.

"No, Bic Macintosh is one of the ponies from-"

"Don't tell me anymore," I cut him off after hearing the word pony. "I'm going up stairs."

After getting into the safeness of my bedroom, I logged onto my computer. After a bit of web surfing, I ran into a random pony ad. Great, now I can't even escape on the internet. "Jeez, what's so amazing about these dang ponies anyway," I asked myself. However, I honestly didn't care to find out at the moment.

The next day basically went the same way. Brothers talking about My Little Pony, walking my dog to avoid it, then being sent back early by the same officer. This time, when I walked in, the show wasn't on commercials. My eyes wandered to the television screen and I was terrified. All I saw was a drooping, blue spotted purple thing flailing around in front of some pudgy dragon thing. Then the next seen showed a bunch of other weird looking creatures. A ball of white and purple dreadlocks or something, a weird pink monster with a nasty spotted tongue sticking out, a tiny orange toy or something, a little horse that looked like someone tried copying Blossom from the Power Puff Girls, a rainbow dude with a ladder on its neck, the purple thing, and a weird pony that sounded like a man. What. The. Mess.

"Oh hey Vanessa," Jacob lingered on his words. "You kinda came at the wrong time."

"Those things are ponies?" I asked, pointing at the screen.

"Well, kind of,"Vincent blurted. "If you saw the rest of the show you would know."

"Whatever."

The next day was a Saturday, finally. Today, however, was quite unusual. I''m usually the first to wake up, no matter how late I wake up, but this time my brothers were down stairs bright and early watching that cursed show. I decided to ignore it and move on, at least the ponies actually looked like ponies now though. Or at least I thought so until I allowed myself to lay eyes on the show another time. Was that blue pony seriously dressed up like the queen of flippin' England? And what the mess were those little things? Navi's babies? My goodness, I swear I'm not liking this show at all.

After going to get some juice from the kitchen, I came back a couple minutes later. I then made the same mistake of watching the pony show. Great, now the blue one is wearing a bikini of Navi babies. I now knew one thing for sure, if I were ever to watch My Little Pony, the rainbow one would be my least favorite.