Oh God, what the hell was up with my grammar? Seriously, how did you guys read this? Much much much needed editing. Heh heh, pretty much just rewrote a bunch of it...
Disclaimer: I don't own teen titans. AT ALL! If I did then I would have punched the guy who even suggested to cancel this work of brilliance! Grrr...
It was a normal day in the Titan's tower. Starfire and Robin were flirting in the kitchen, while Starfire tried and cook "food." Beast Boy and Cyborg were playing a racing game and shouting insults back and forth while trying to pass each other. Raven sat in the corner of the living room, just reading a thick book and trying to ignore the chaos surrounding her.
When things started getting physical between the the two, Raven turned off their game and switched on the news. Maybe it would teach them a few things about the world around them. A few traffic accidents, a burglary that they remembered stopping, nothing out of the ordinary. Then a scowling woman came on. "The Teen Titans," She said seriously. The TV volume was turned up and the entire team surrounded the television. "Are not above the law. Though they may be super heroes, they are still children who are not attending school! In this day and age, children go to school. And last time I checked, these super heroes were children and obeyed the law. So why are they not in school? Learning about the history of our world and how to actually speak proper English." Starfire blushed a bit. Her English was still a bit broken.
"Are the Titans really so above the law that they can't even be bothered to learn simple mathematics? Are these teenagers going to grow up not knowing their history or basic grammar? Or will the city crack down and..." Raven muted the television.
The entire team seemed dumbstruck. Cyborg spoke up first "I never went back school after I became half machine. There was a ton of physical therapy and after that I joined the team. I really haven't thought of it after that..."
"Nor have I friends," Star began "Human school have always intrigued me much. I'd like to learn of the grammar and mathematics."
Everyone turned to Robin at this. "I think this might be a problem with the media. They're going to take this far, I can tell. There's other solution though. Classes online and everything, that's how I did it before with the bat."
Beast Boy jumped up, alarmed. "Dude, we got to go to school! It'd be so freaking awesome!" Everyone turned and looked at the green changeling surprised. Beast Boy noticed took it down a notch. "None of us can really be labeled as 'normal'" He added air quotes around normal. "I've been in Africa for most of my life. After that I grew up with the Doom Patrol. Not really a teenage environment. We never focused on much education. We needed to save the world, not talk about Abraham Liker." Beast Boy laughed a fake laugh.
"I agree with Beast Boy." The Titans looked at Raven confused. Had she ever agreed with him before? Was she sick, hypnotized? "What? It makes sense, the media won't back off with the home school excuse."
Quickly getting over the shock of Raven and Beast Boy being on the same side Robin spoke up. "But Raven our schedule is way to demanding. We can't go to school and fight crime!"
"I know that Robin. We show up for a week or two and say we can't stay because of the safety of the city. Say that we're looking into the option of online classes and we're good." Raven argument was naturally well thought out, her voice convincing and calm. With pleading eyes from Star and Beast Boy Robin sighed and nodded his consent! Cyborg stood up and shouted "Booyah!"
A week later all the Titans were enrolled in school. It was actually a lot more complicated then everyone thought to get them enrolled. The biggest problem was their names. Obviously they couldn't put down their real names. It was kinda hard getting the district to let them enroll a student under the name "Beast Boy." They had to work out a system where if they were called the students where able to leave everything behind and have the class work emailed to them later. The last big problem was powers and weapons. Should they be able to use powers in school? Can Robin carry weapons with him? Since Robin only resource in battle was his weapons he was allowed to have them in his locker. With a very durable lock. Nothing "deadly" though. Visible or disturbing powers could not be used during class. Potentially harmful were strictly forbidden.
But what the team was worried about was not about their powers. The only thing they really knew about high school was through the television and Cyborg's occasional story. That week there was a lot of high school comedies and dramas on their TVs. Raven listened, though she pretended not to. She already had already began to take an extreme dislike to cheerleaders... And probably the most important question of all what to wear? Brightly colored costume? No. Not only that but turns out Raven's and Star's outfit were against school rule. Who knew you couldn't wear a leotard and cape to school...
Because of this they ended up going on a truly dreadful trip to the mall. They acted like regular teenagers teenagers! Of course they really did act like this in the house but it was so weird seeing all the Titans in normal clothes. Starfire clothing choices had a lot of pink and bright colors in it. Raven almost looked happy when she saw the goth themed store. Blue and black, black and blue, blue and so on she piled the clothes in Cyborg's arms. Robin looked like he was going to disappear under the mountain of accessories and clothes Starfire had handed him. The guys for the most part were more reasonable. Robin bought just enough clothes for a week or two. A few pairs of light colored jeans, and some solid colored teeshirts varying in almost all the colors. Well his costume was very bright so what did anyone expect? Cyborg bought nothing for obvious reasons. Beast boy was as bad if not worse then the girls. Dark jeans and tee shirts with strange phrases overloaded the counter. New shoes, a few hats, and even a pair of earrings? When Robin asked Beast Boy just shrugged and said they were on sale.
When they left the mall their arms were full of bags, except Raven who levitated them a few feet above their heads. Everyone was eager to get back to the tower, school began tomorrow but before they even made it to the car a loud boom sounded from the mall followed by the evil laughter that all villains seem to have perfected. Quickly Raven transported the bags back to the tower and the Titans were moving. When they got inside they saw Dr. Light trashing the food court. He looked pretty angry. Robin shouted over the noise. "TITANS GO!" It took less than 15 minutes to bring Dr. Light under control, which was longer than usual. The reason he was upset? Apparently a young boy wearing a Robin costume had thrown his drink at him, yelling that he was taking him to jail. Robin bought the kid an ice cream afterward.
Finally they arrived home around 8. They ate dinner which took almost half an hour before deciding on which pizza to order. Ate, put clothes away, bicker, and went to sleep at ten. Very little sleeping happened though, and if you can't figure out why, well...
Wow, I now realize how bad my grammar was. I mean seriously, it makes current me look like a genius. ^.^ thanks for putting up with the spelling, seriously.
