Ed and Eddy do: EEnE Video Games

Chapter 1: Jawbreakers (GBA)

Boring disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd n Eddy, any of the EEnE games (seriously, I haven't got any copies, nor am I part of the companies who created them), or any of the consoles mentioned (I have played on all the consoles they were released for. Except for the DS, mainly because I don't own one. I'm poor).

A/N: I'm back. No thanks to a rubbish computer, scrapped projects and manic depression. And yes, I'll continue DotDftNU. In August. Uploading in September. So it's back, due to popular demand! And, in late May, I will be doing another Ed and Eddy do story. Again, it would be based on Eurovision, but this year's Eurovision. So, look out for it.

Anyways, this time, Ed and Eddy review their own video games: Jawbreakers; Mis-Edventures; and Scam of the Century. Plus they will also take a peek at their online games. Just a reminder: The beginnings of all of the Ed and Eddy do stories are exactly the same. Except from now on, they refer it as "Ed and Eddy do", whereas in the original, it was called "Ed and Eddy on". Not a goof, because things can change since the pilot episode.

Silhouettes of Ed and Eddy are shown across a half-dimmed room. They are visible within the darkness. The lights turn on, and they welcome their audience.

"We're rolling." Edd instructed them to start.

"I'm Ed." Ed began.

"And I'm Eddy." Eddy concluded.

"And welcome to Ed and Eddy do." The duo said in unison.

"Do what?" Ed stupidly asked.

"It's the name of the show." Edd answered.

"OK." Ed realised.

A montage then started. With some cheesy chat show-esque music being played in the background several pictures of Ed and Eddy rolled by. From a picture of them talking to a Steve Irwin look-alike, to a clip of them chatting to a group of people. It ended with a picture of Ed, and Eddy, back to back. Although a stool was visible, making Eddy seem taller. It then continued to Ed and Eddy.

"And this time, we're looking at our very own video games." Eddy explained to the audience what was on this time. And, unlike the pilot, Ed was awake. So there was no need for Eddy to wake up his yellow simpleton co-host.

"Video games are played by magic!" Ed stupidly said whilst pointing his finger up in the air.

"No, they're not." Edd corrected Ed. "They are played by a controller, which is powered by ELECTRICITY." He put emphasis on the word 'electricity'. "Which travels along a wire into a console, powered by ELECTRICITY, which, in turn, is connected to a telly, which is also powered by ELECTRICITY."

"But electricity is magic, though? Like gravy." Ed continued with his stupidity. "Yum, gravy."

"It's gravity."

"No, I'm sure it's gravy."

"There's only one way to sort this out." Eddy complained. "To Wikipedia!"

We then cut to the trio on the Simple English Wikipedia page on gravity. "You're right, Double D." Ed moaned as he slipped the hatted genius $1.

"Let's get back to filming." Eddy instructed the cameraman and the co-host.

In the next shot, Ed and Eddy are sitting back in their seats, and Edd was behind the camera. "So, back to magic." Ed returned things back to normal. "I mean video games!"

"Ed, why do you think everything electrical is magic?" Eddy was curious.

"What's magic?" Eddy then punched Ed in the stomach because he was so angry.

"Roll on sundown." Edd waited for the Sabbath to begin.

After a while, Ed was able to talk normally. So the show was ready to begin. "First up, we have Jawbreakers! for the Game boy Advance." Eddy began. "And, guessing from the cover, it looks alright. Now all we need is a Game Boy Advance..."

Edd rummaged from underneath his hat until he found one. "It's a GBA SP." The hatted genius handed the console to Eddy.

"Thanks, Double D." Eddy slipped open the case, put the cartridge into the GBA, and then turned it on. "For certain legal reason, plus the author being lazy to describe it, we can't show you what the screen is. Look it up on YouTube or something." Eddy warned the 'viewers', in a drab, dreary monotone voice. "Let's play some games." Eddy entered "eaed", which stands for Ed and Eddy do, and started the game.

"Is there a tutorial for this thing?" Ed asked, peering at the console.

"Apparently not. I have been rushed into this." Eddy replied, not taking his eyes away from the screen.

A few seconds passed, and Eddy was at the hole in the first level. "ARGH! How can you just this thing!" He shrieked.

"Use the ladder, Eddy." Edd reminded the small megalomaniac in an Obi-Wan-style voice.

Eddy managed to get past the hole, but had difficulty getting past the enemy, which looked a bit like a dog. He tried to get onto the ledge, but he couldn't so he lost a life. "Damn it!" He yelled as he had to do the same thing over again. The same thing happened twice before he got a game over screen.

"I'll try." Eddy passed the console to Ed, who, surprisingly managed to get onto the second level in just a minute.

"You've played this before?" Eddy queried.

"Yup," Ed mashed the button softly. "I completed it once."

And so, Ed progressed through the levels, without breaking a sweat. However, Edd turned off the camera, and, as Ed was about to complete it, he turned it back on. The yellow simpleton completed it, and Eddy celebrated. "So, what did you both think of it?"

"Rubbish!" Ed and Eddy waved their thumbs-down sign.

"I think it was also plagiarised." Edd added. "It was virtually similar to a game called The Lost Vikings. To add coal to the fire, Jawbreakers! was released not long after TLV was released. About a week or so."

"There we go." Eddy finished this part of the show. "We've looked at one game, and already it is craptacular."

"I liked it." Ed murmured.

"OK, I give it 3.1/10. What about you, Ed?"

"About 6/3. Wait, what's it out of?"

"10, Ed." Edd replied.

"OK, it's 10/3 from me."

"Quick, cut to commercial before the wall becomes a new colour: Hint of brain." Eddy shouted at the camera.

A/N: Well, that's one game already done. Next chapter will be about Mis-Edventures; third will be about Scam of the Century; and the final chapter will be on their internet games on the Cartoon Network site. So, if you want to see more, read, review and wait 6-8 quarter-days for delivery.