Disclaimer: I OWN NARUTO! (avoids kunais and shruikens) okay okay I don't.
Warnings: YAOI, mpreg, and other goodies.
Pairings: SasuNaru, possible KakaIru and LeeSaku
Raiting: This chappy is PG13.
Notes: The Rookie Nine are 20 years old, Kakashi is 34 and Iruka 33.
Summary: Naruto is pregnant! How will Sasuke deal with a moody Naruto? and what about cravings?
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Flashbacks
OH BABY!
By: KoolAnimeFreek
Chapter 1: "I'm having a baby, Sasuke"
"You're pregnant," Tsunade calmly stated, although the amusement could be clearly seen in her eyes. Snickering inwardly, she began counting down…
3…
2…
1…
"WHAT?" a dumbfounded Naruto shrieked. Paling considerably, his eyes rolled back and he passed out.
"Well, that was certainly unexpected," Tsunade muttered sniggering wickedly.
Waiting for her patient to regain consciousness, Tsunade dwelled on what had happened a few days ago when Naruto visited her for a check up on his seal.
"OI! TSUNADE-BABA! IT'S NO TIME TO TAKE A NAP!" a voice screamed in her ear abruptly shaking her from a dream of gambling filled with sake and money.
"KUSO GAKI (1)! DON'T CALL ME THAT" Tsunade barked presenting Naruto with the usual punch to the head. Rubbing her temples, Tsunade asked, "What are you doing here?"
"ITAI (2), you didn't have to hit me so hard," Naruto whined. "…and whattadaya mean by that? Today's my seal check up, baba (3). Or did the almighty Hokage forget?" Naruto sniggered.
"URUSAI(4)! And I didn't forget, I just thought it was tomorrow…" Naruto rolled his eyes and gave her an I-don't-believe-you look.
"Anyway, come over here and take off your shirt."
Naruto complied and summoning a small amount of chakra to let the seal show he came closer to Tsunade to let her inspect it.
"Mmm…" Tsunade mumbled. "That's weird…"
"What's weird?" Naruto asked worriedly.
"Is something wrong? Is the seal weakening? Will the Kyubi get out? What am I gonna do? Am I gonna die? I don't wanna die!" Naruto freaked out.
"URUSAI! I didn't say anything, gaki! I'm gonna have to check into it a little bit. There is a disturbance in your chakra. Somehow your chakra and Kyubi's has started to mix and is creating another one. What is weird is that there is another chakra signature along with it. Don't worry; nothing's gonna happen to you." Tsunade said.
"Oh…" Naruto replied completely confused but calmed down.
"I'm bringing Shizune over here. We'll do a few tests and we'll have an answer soon." Tsunade soothed and walked out the door.
'Who would have thought that it was a baby? Naughty Kyubi…' Tsunade thought. A groan suddenly disturbed the silence. Turning around the Fifth Hokage of Konoha waited for his "adopted brother" to get up.
'Huh? Where am I?' Naruto thought. Dazed he opened azure blue eyes and looked around. 'This isn't my room… Wait! I don't remember going to sleep.'
Suddenly, he remembered where he was and what he discussed with the baba. Jumping to his feet, wide blue eyes looked frantically into brown ones.
"You're kidding right? This is a joke right? There is no way I'm pregnant! I'm a 100 percent male! hahahaha very funny baba!" He nervously laughed running trembling hands over his hair.
"I'm not kidding. You are pregnant." She repeated.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no." Naruto chanted and started to pace.
Turning around, the blonde 20-year-old regarded the village leader. "How did this happen baba?"
"Well, when two people love each other very much…" she started.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
"I'll have to bet on Kyubi becoming motherly."
"Huh?" came the intelligent response.
"Kyubi must have wanted to have a kit so it decide to have it through you." She explained.
"WHAT? But this is my child right?"
"Yes, yes definitely yours. However, Kyubi is helping you carry it into full term otherwise your male body would have rejected it."
"So, everything's fine in there?" Naruto asked concerned unconsciously placing a hand over his still flat stomach. "The baby is gonna be fine right?"
"Yes, the baby will be fine." Tsunade said. "But, you're gonna have to refrain from using your chakra for the next 7 months. No genjutsu, ninjustu, or taijustu, nothing. You're gonna rest and eat healthy. No missions and definitely no training AT ALL."
"But-" Naruto whined.
"NO! Think of your baby." Tsunade interrupted. Naruto nodded.
Tsunade sighed and asked, "Sasuke is coming back from his mission in a couple of weeks. Are you gonna tell him?"
"Yeah," Naruto mumbled. "It is HIS after all."
After a small pause, Naruto spoke again. "Thank you, baba. I have to go. I need to think about this."
"Okay kid. Take care."
"Ja." Naruto turned around and walked out.
Two weeks later…
A black haired man walked through Konoha's streets towards the Hokage's office. After being out for a mission that lasted a month, the Uchiha survivor was tired and cranky. He wanted to get home, take a warm bath and snuggle in bed with a certain blond haired man.
Glaring to whoever dared to stop him from his destination, Uchiha Sasuke reached the village leader's door and knocked. After a "come in" from inside, he opened the door and walked in.
"Welcome back," the Godaime (5)said. "Was the mission successful? Do you have your report?"
"The mission was a success. The missing-nin group was disposed of and there weren't any casualties from our side, although two were injured and are currently recuperating in the hospital," the ANBU captain reported in a cold but respectful voice.
"Thank you. Now you may go. I expect a written report by tomorrow. Go home and rest. I'm giving you a week off, so enjoy it," Tsunade said with a knowing look in her eyes.
Frowning suspiciously, Sasuke decided to let it slide and answered, "Thank you. Good evening, Hokage-sama."
A few minutes later, Sasuke was standing at the door of his apartment unlocking it. All of a sudden, the door opened and a yellow blur attached to his neck like a koala.
"SASUKE! WELCOME BACK!" a bubbly Naruto exclaimed jumping up and down.
Suppressing a smile, Sasuke walked in hauling Naruto and closed the door. Letting the smile finally bloom on his face, Sasuke pulled his kitsune close and gave him a sweet kiss.
"I missed you," Sasuke whispered against his love's lips.
Happy watery blue eyes gazed into black ones and lovingly responded, "I missed you too."
Pulling away, Naruto said, "I'll prepare a bath for you. Rest a little bit and I'll call you when it's ready."
"Hai (6)."
Sasuke settled on the couch and closed his eyes with a smile on his face. 'I'm home. Heh. I never imagined that the dobe would become so important in my life. I can't imagine life without him. Now that Itachi's dead (7), I can finally be happy.' Suddenly, he remembered the other part of his so-long-forgotten ambition. 'Mmm. Well, I can't expect to have children now that I'm with Naruto. If having children means leaving my kitsune. Then I don't want children.'
"SASUKE! BATH'S READY!"
Getting up, Sasuke headed to the bathroom.
'Okay, now that he's here how do I tell him?' Naruto thought nervously.
After preparing a bath for Sasuke, Naruto had decided to cook something for his love.
Stirring the porridge in a pan, Naruto continued trying to find a way to tell his lover about the baby.
'I better just up and tell him. It'll be better than going around it,' the fox-man concluded.
Suddenly pale arms settled around his middle and a warm body pressed against his back.
"Mmm. That smells good." Sasuke murmured against his neck, giving him a brief kiss. Turning his head, Naruto gave his love a kiss on the forehead and said, "It'll be ready in a few minutes. Could you get me a couple of bowls from the cabinet?"
"Yeah," Sasuke said moving around Naruto towards the cabinet.
After eating, Naruto stood up and took the bowls to the sink. He was ready to wash them when Sasuke said, "Leave 'em. Come take a nap with me."
"Okay," Naruto answered giving the other man a loving smile.
Putting an arm around the shorter man's shoulders,Sasuke lead them to their bedroom.
Taking off his clothes until he was only in his boxers, Sasuke lay down on the bed and waited for his love to get ready for bed. When Naruto finally settled on the bed, he pulled his dobe close to his chest and closed his eyes.
"Oyasumi (8),dobe."
"Oyasumi."
A couple of hours later, Naruto sleepily opened his eyes. Looking at his love sleeping, he mused on their future lives now that they were having a baby.
'How will he take it? Will he freak?'
Mumbling, Sasuke groggily opened midnight colored eyes and met morning sky ones.
"Hi," he whispered.
"Hi," Naruto whispered as well and gave Sasuke a quick kiss on the lips.
Suddenly getting serious, Naruto said, "We need to talk."
"Mmm?" Sasuke frowned.
"Sasuke? What do you think about children?" Naruto said without looking at Sasuke.
Sighing, Sasuke said, "We've talked about this before dobe. Now that I'm with you I just don't think about them."
"But you wanted to restore your clan…" Naruto mumbled.
"I know, but if being with you means not having little Uchiha heirs, then I won't have them." Sasuke replied seriously.
"Then, what if you could have them?" Naruto said finally looking up.
"What do you mean?"
"What if you could restore your clan with me?"
Looking down to his love, Sasuke gazed into hope filled blue eyes.
"If it was possible I would be the happiest man alive," Sasuke replied with a smile.
Smiling back, Naruto happily said, "Then I guess you'll be the happiest FATHER alive."
"Huh?" Sasuke asked confused.
Watery loving blue eyes looked directly at him and with a small smile, Naruto said, "I'm having a baby, Sasuke."
TBC-
NARUTO: O.O? OI! How is it that I'm pregnant? (grumble)
K.A.F.: (rolls eyes) Didn't you read the chapter. I already explained.
NARUTO: (looks confused) I don't get it. (Kyubi enters the room)
KYUBI: OI BAKA! I did it! (lapping at his paws, it settles on the floor and rests its head on a nearby pillow)
NARUTO: KUSO fox! Now what am I gonna do with a baby? (Sasuke suddenly steps in and looks around)
SASUKE: (Looks at K.A.F.) Is this your room? Che. You're poor. (Smirk)
K.A.F.: O.O! WTF! (glares)
NARUTO: O.O! (growls) Bastard... This is better than my old apartment.
SASUKE: Whatever.
NARUTO: What crawled up your ass this time? (glares)
SASUKE: (gaze softens) I'm tired. I'm going to be bed. (Turns and looks over shoulder) Care to join me? (Smirk)
NARUTO: yea yea (follows)
K.A.F.: (Looks around) What just happened?
KYUBI: (Yawns) Who cares... (closes eyes)
K.A.F.: (smiles) Oks!
(1) 'Damn brat' in Japanese.
(2) 'Ouch' in Japanese.
(3) 'Hag' in Japanese. What Naruto calls Tsunade.
(4) 'Shut up' in Japanese.
(5) Fifth Hokage, sp?
(6) 'Yes' in Japanese.
(7) Itachi is dead in my fic. Sasuke killed him when he was 16 with the help of his koi.
(8)'Good night' in Japanese.
A/N - Well whattadaya think? Pretty cool huh? Pleaze R&R. I live for it. This is my second fic, so you can flame all you want if you don't like. My other fic will be updated tomorrow so stay tuned and don't change the channel heh.
