-1Originally a drabble I wrote for the Naruto 100 community.

Title: Box office Battle
Characters: Orochimaru, Sasuke and Kabuto
Challenge: none
rating G:
Word Count: 332

He hated to admit it, but starring up at the large billboard, the snake Sannin couldn't help but snare.
'Come Come paradise…the movie. Staring Fujikaze Yukie. Based on a book by the acclaimed writer, J. Sennin.'
"Tch."
Kabuto and Sasuke both noticing the visible plunge in his attitude , shot each other a side long glances. As the three made their way through the stone country to one of Orochimaru's many lairs, the snake sannin promptly stormed into his room and locked the door.

For seven days he did not emerge.

Kabuto knocked on several occasions insisting that the sannin eat.
Sasuke banged on several occasions demanding that he come out to teach him the new jutsu he promised him a week ago. But it was not until that seventh day the snake emerged from his hole holding two thick manuscripts.

"Come." he spoke to the two shocked men who slowly followed him into his room. As the two seated themselves before his desk, Orochimaru handed one manuscript to Sasuke, then another to Kabuto. Orochimaru cracked his knuckles before placing his hands behind his head.

"Tell me what you think."

The room was silent as the two men quickly read through the manuscripts. Kabuto was the first to finish and Sasuke a close second.

"Well?" the Sannin questioned observing the two.

"Uh it was," Kabuto was the first to offer an opinion and Sasuke followed.

'crap' "Amazing!'
'Outlandish' "Great storyline."
'Ridiculous' "Action packed!"
'Corny' "Out of this world."
'Horrible' "You should publish it."
'Just plain Bad' "I agree."

"Yes. I will do just that. And to play the lead I will get the great suna nin Samuel L. Jackson. Kabuto! Mail a copy of these to Konoha studio's at once under the guise of O.M. Hebi."

"Yes, Orochimaru sama."
"Can we train now?" Sasuke inquired as he dropped the script onto Orochimaru's desk.
"Certainly."

As Kabuto slipped the manuscript into a large envelope he couldn't help but shake his head.

'Snakes on a plane, who the hell would want to see that.'

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I was watching TV and the commercial came on. I couldn't resist. I know that I know nothing about it, but snakes on a plane seems like the stupidest movie ever…and yet a friend of mine is forcing us all to see it before we all split up to go back to college. Lol but every time I see the commercials I get this idea of Orochimaru writing some bad ninja movie about snakes fighting on like a grass plane instead of an airplane because they don't have airplanes in Naruto…at least I don't think they do. Anyway sorry I was just having a random messed up inspiration and I couldn't fight it any longer!

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Okay so that's how I got the idea and originally I published it on the Naruto 100 community. Now, I think its only right that we watch as Orochimaru disguises himself and sneaks into Konoha to direct his infamous movie under the guise O.M. hebi, with of course the aid of Sasuke and Kabuto. Watch as he struggles to cast members direct his film and compete with come come paradise at the box office and deal with several suspicious people try to figure out the mystery of O.M. Hebi.

Lol sorry I know I have to STOP starting new stuff when I have like 50 million unfinished fics but I get inspired! I'm sorry and I can't help it. But yea this is just the drabble that inspired this fic. Here comes Snakes On a Plane!