Disclaimer: I do not own kingdom Hearts. Though who wouldn't want to own it XD

As a warm fire glowed in the brick fireplace, a vintage red chair sat across from it. The only thing that could be heard was the crackling of the fire. Suddenly the sound of a door opens and closes following some footsteps. The person was wearing a red vintage robe with a dark maroon outlining the edges. Turning as if talking to an audience, was a boy with black, strange spikey hair as if he were from some anime, with yellow eyes. He sat in the chair, crossed his legs, and smiled. This boy was none other than Vanitas.

"Good evening." Vanitas started out putting on a British accent. "Due to the length of Kingdom Hearts 3 of it still being in the creative process, we characters have decided to do our own creative thinking and to pass the time, since Nomura is taking his ole little sweet time, We are making our own videos to put on YouTube. So we hope you enjoy these little versions of our own fairytales. I will be the host tonight telling my favorite story, Ven and the beanstalk."

Fancy music plays as the scene blurs and refocuses to an old peddler's house in the country, with only a cow, a boy, and an old lady.

"One day a boy named Ven was called by his old maid of a mother." Vanitas narrated.

"Watch who you are calling an old maid there buster." Snapped an angry Aqua. "Or I'll go blizziga all over you."

Vanitas smirked, "I would like to see you try. I warn you though, this is my story, and you play by my rules." Vanitas said seriously. "Can we continue now?" His left eye twitched a little bit from the annoyance of the blue haired chick.

Aqua cross her arms and rolled her eyes, "Yea whatever, let's get this over with."

Just then Ven came in to his mother panting from running from the stable. "What is it mother?" Ven stood there with his hands on his knees, stopped from breathing hard and stood up shaking his head. Looking over to Vanitas he scratched his head. "Do you know how weird it is to call your girlfriend your mother?"

Vanitas rubbed his temples, "And they wonder why I'm like this." He said under his breath. "Hey, when it's your turn, you can do whatever you want. Now get back to the story!"

Ven looked back to Aqua, "What's up his butt?"

Aqua shrugged, "Who knows, but he is always like this. Let's just continue." Ven nodded at her so she continued with her lines. "Please take this cow-"

Vanitas interrupted her, "Old hag voice please. You are playing an old hag." He said nonchalantly.

Aqua face redden from anger, "Ok, fine." She looked at Ven, took a deep breath to cool herself down, and started over using her old hag voice. "Please take this cow and sell it in town. When you've done that, buy some bread and we will have that for supper tonight and maybe have a pleasant last meal together."

Ven nodded, "Don't worry mom. I'll bring a whole meal home for you!"

"With that, the little too eager Ven took the cow from the stable and headed to town for their last hope at a meal of measly bread." Vanitas mocked.

As Ven walked the cow, the back half of the cow opened up to reveal a gasping Demyx gagging for air.

"Dude that's horrible! What in Kingdom Hearts did you eat?" demyx complained taking in the clean fresh air.

Just then a head popped out the front half to reveal Xibar laughing. "A bean burrito, hot and spicy style. A lovely aroma is it not?"

Ven palmed his face from the stupidity of the two. "Really guys? Get back in there. Were in the middle of filming." Ven pointed to Vanitas, who did not look pleased. "Plus you would have to deal with him."

Demyx looked scared seeing the annoyed Vanitas. He turned back to Ven, falling on his knees begging. "Please don't put me back in there with him. I would rather face the three headed ceribus then go in there with that awful smell. It's too much." Demyx was almost to the point of tears it was so bad.

Just then Xibar grabbed Demyx by the collar, "Wuss. It's only a little unpleasant air. Besides I'm not dealing with Vanitas. Get back in there."

Demyx's lip quivered as he reluctantly went back in the cow along with Xibar. "Ok were good Venny boy, continue." Xibar laughed as he heard Demyx gasping for air again.

Ven kicked where Xibar was. "Don't call me Venny boy." Ven picked up the rope and continued down the road.

"Finally, let's continue the story." Vanitas sighed under his breath, thankful that the idiocy was over for the time being. "So the lonely peddler boy, along with his smelly cow, came to a fork in the road with a man standing there."

Vanitas looked back and forth confused, "Wait…where's my beans man? I demand to know where Vexen is?" Vanitas was now standing from his chair, eyes blazing with anger.

Larxene leaned out from behind the camera, "Vexen apparently ate something bad, so the old man is now locked in his room sick. Don't worry thought, we found ourselves a replacement." A sly grin came across her face. "He will be here shortly. We're getting him dressed as we speak."

Just then the bean man was pushed out on set stumbling from the force of the shove. He stood up slowly, grinning nervously, "Hey guys. Uh where do you want me to stand?"

Vanitas slapped his forehead, "Zack? You get Zack as the replacement? Are you serious?" Vanitus was not pleased at all.

Larxene put her hands on her hips. "Hey, it was either him or Merlin. Take your pick?"

"Ok, ok. Anyone but Merlin. He's too much of a coot for us to use him anyway." Vanitas waved his hand for them to continue.

Zack smiled, "Thank you Vanitas! Don't worry. I won't let you down!"

Vanitus waved his hand in the air, "Ya, ya whatever. Just get in your spot."

So once Zack went to stand by Ven. Vanitus sighed and then continued, "The man stepped in front of the poor boy and held out a small pouch to him."

"Young lad, I see you have a cow. Where might you be going?"

"Well, I was heading to town to sell our cow." Ven started to walk past Zack, but he quickly stepped back in front of him.

"You know in this pouch here, are some beans, magical beans."

"And why would I need some magical beans?"

"If you plant these beans tonight, tomorrow morning, it will grow into a bean stalk so tall, it will touch the sky!" Zack stretched out his arms to the sky emphasizing his point.

"And why would I want a bean stalk that high? I'd be sick of eating beans by the end of the week." Ven interjected

"Well…um…uh…" Zack looked puzzled, "What where my lines?"

Vanitus sighed heavily. Was he ever going to finish his story due to these incapable ingrates. The people he choose and ended up with were turning out to be a pain in his back side, but what do you expect. A man of his vision and brains, working with these worthless maggots, as he puts it, would give him trouble. "Zack, just look at the script." He watched as Zack fumbled around looking in his pockets not finding anything he was looking for. "Someone, just give him a script already." Vanitus was losing his patience…and fast.

"Here use mine." Ven took the script from his pants pocket and handed it to Zack. After studying it for a few moments, he said his thanks and handed it back. Ven rolled it up and shoved it back in his pocket.

"Are you ready now?" Vanitus was past hopeful and was now just wanting it to be over.

"Yep all good, let's do this!"

"Roll camera."

The camera reel clicked as it started up being the old model it was and they were now rolling. Zack cleared his throat. "This beanstalk reaches the clouds. Up in those clouds, lives a giant who has a goose that lays golden eggs and a special harp that sings. If you get those, you and your mother will never be hungry again. Plus you will be stinken filthy rich."

Ven looked doubtful, "Ya right. What would that cost me? All I have is this cow and that can't be really anything compared to some magical beans.""

Zack smiled mischifully, "I'll give you the beans for your cow there."

"Really? Are you sure? Though mom wanted money not some beans." Ven contemplated what the man was saying, wondering if he should trust him or not.

"You get the goose with the golden eggs; you'll be set for life." Zack grabbed the rope that held the cow and shoved the beans in Ven's hand. "Trust me, you won't regret this."

Ven reluctantly took the beans and ran home, hoping his mother won't kill him for the trade he made.

Zack just laughed as he saw Ven fade into the valley trail. "What a sap. He fell for it! Now instead of one slave I have two!"

"Say what!" Demyx jumped out from the cow costume. "Slave?" Xibar rolled his eyes. "As if. There is no way that's going to happen."

Zack smiled evilly, "Take it up with Vanitus then."

Vanitus smiled, enjoying the new turn of events. "He's right. For now, until the play is over, both of you are his slaves."

Demyx held his head and fell to the ground. "NOOOOOO."

Xibar crossed his arms. "This bites."

"Come boys." Zack pulled on the rope pulling them along. "Time for some target practice."

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Once Ven got back to his house, his mother gave him a puzzled look. "What are you doing back so soon?" It should have taken you at least two hours more."

Ven held out the pouch which made his mother gasp. "Ven how did you…where did you?" She took the pouch, opened it, and her grin disappeared, bringing disappointment to her face. "Ven what is this?"

"Beans, magical beans mother!" Ven hoped his mother would be happier or at least convince her.

"Ven how could you! What are we going to do with beans! I don't want beans to be my last meal!" She threw the beans out the window, disappointed in her son. "Go and get the cow back so we can have one last meal together." She pointed her finger to the door emphasizing her point.

"But mother. We could get a goose who lays golden eggs."

"Don't golden egg me." She interrupted. "I just want the cow back!" Anger now in her voice.

Ven dropped his head and looked to the floor. The anger from his mother was alone enough for him to give up and do what he was told. He slowly walked out the door, to the dusty path before him.

"And don't come back without that cow or the money." His mother yelled at him.

"Poor pathetic Ven. He thought that his mother would at least consider the magical beans, but it all blew up in his face." Vanitus said gleefully. A smile stretched across his face. "Now alone and sad, walking the dusty path. Not a soul in sight. Once he got to where he found the man, he was nowhere to be seen. After a few moments, he saw a rock and leaned back against it, sliding to the ground below, wallowing in his sorrow. Finally he decides he can't take it any longer, knowing he only has one meal left, the anger of his mother, nothing could help him now. He finds a rope, thr-"

"I DON'T THINK SO!" Ven yelled, cutting Vanitus' ramble. "There is no way in Kingdom Hearts am I doing that! Get back to the story you morbid excuse for a half."

Vanitus shrugged. "Whatever, just thought I'd try and put a little drama into the story."

"Just wait till my turn." Ven whispered under his breath.

"So the poor pathetic soul decided he would go back home, hoping his apology would be good enough to let him come back home. When he got there everything was dark and quiet. His mother was asleep in bed." Vanitus paused "The loss of the cow was too much for her and she fell to her bed, crying in a soaked bed full of her tears. Ben quietly went to his room and fell asleep.

The lights fell and everything went dark. Vanitus stood from his chair, clapping his hands and yelled to his crew. "Ok people, time for some special effects. Where's the duck at?" Vanitus looked around seeing the duck flailing about mad at something.

"WAAAK. This is no use for my skills! I'm not doing it!" Crossing his arms, he sat on the floor, determined not to be moved.

"Donald Duck!" Came a stern female voice.

"Right on cue." Vanitus laughed evilly.

"WHAT? Why are you here?" Donald jumped from suprise. It was none other than Daisy, his sweet heart, but right now sweet was far from this little duck.

"I got a call saying you were helping make a movie and got all excited to see you. "Now she crossed her arms narrowing her eyes at the flabbergasted duck. "And here I am, disappointed in you Donald. Not wanting to help? You're just being lazy and selfish."

"But Daisy."

"Don't you but Daisy me. Now answer me. Are you going to help them or not?" daisy demanded

Donald sighed in defeat. "Fine, I'll help." He turned his back to Daisy who now had a smile on her face.

"Oh Donald, thank you!" She wrapped her feathery wings around him hugging him tightly from behind. "Ooo. I can't wait to see you in action."

Donald rolled his eyes. "Better than seeing you in action." He mumbled under his breath. "What do you want me to do Vanitus?"

"Just stand over by the camera, wave that wand of yours, and make the beans grow." Vanitus waved his hand in the air as if he was talking to some commoner and he was some noble man from a kingdom.

"Oh really, is that all." Donald waddled to the camera held his wand high in the air and a zap of electricity flowed from the wand to the beans in the dirt.

The beans began to glow a golden color, spars surging from the beans. Vibration came from the beans shaking the dirt around it. Then from out of nowhere vines slowly crept up from what used to be the beans. Every which way, the vines twisted, but rose high. Then just how it started, it slowly came to a stop, just a few feet from the ceiling.

Donald grinned sheepishly, clapping his wings together. "There you go. A beanstalk for your story."

"It's ok. This will work." Vanitus said inspecting his new prop for the set. "Did we get that one camera?"

"Yep. Everything looks good." Larxene popped her head around the camera.

"Good. Alright people, next scene."

Everyone scrambled to get in place. The lights came on and now it was morning.

Vanitus cleared his throat, drank some lemon water, and motioned the camera to roll. "As the early morning sun rose over the hills, the light shone on Ven's mother who was still asleep in her bed.

Aqua's eyes fluttered open shielding her face from the sun. "Oh dear, its morning. I wonder if Ven came home last night?" Feeling bad about the night before, she slowly rose from her bed and walked out of her bedroom to the kitchen to check on her son.

When she walked past the kitchen window she noticed something green. When she turned to look she noticed the beanstalk and ran outside. "Oh my goodness, Ven was right. They were magic beans. This is amazing!"

Ven heard noises outside, guessing it was his mother checking for the cow, he walked outside and saw his mother. "I'm sorry mom I coul-"

"Oh honey!" Aqua rushed to Ven picking him up in a hug. "Oh you were right Ven. I should have listened to you. Look the beanstalk it grew."

Ven looked up and saw that his mother was right. It reached so high in the sky he couldn't see the end. "Wow it really worked."

"Of course it did. Now go up and bring me back that goose." Aqua set him down nudging him to start climbing the beanstalk. "But please be careful."

"Don't worry mom. I'll bring back that goose and we will be the richest people in the country."

"Hurry home, I'll be waiting." Aqua leaned down and kissed Ven on the forehead. Ven blushed pink from the kiss. Even though he was still acting there was no way he could still hide his emotions from anyone, not even her. "You're so cute."

Ven sheepishly smiled scratching his head "Thanks." He turned around and looked for a place to start climbing. Grabbing some of the vines and pulling himself up one of the vines broke and he fell to the floor landing on his butt. "Ouch, that hurt." He stood up rubbing his butt. "Is there any way I could get a stunt double or something?"

Vanitus looked thoughtful. "That's it!" He stood up excited "Someone bring me Roxas!"

Roxas was suddenly shoved on the set "Hey. What's the big idea?"

Vanitus smiled slyly. "Roxas will be your new stunt double."

Roxas looked up at the beanstalk. "But I hate heights. Please no."

Ven put a hand on his shoulder, "Don't worry man. It's not that high."

Roxas rolled his eyes. "Easy for you to say."

Ven went to go sit in a chair while he watched a scared Roxas trying to find his way up the stalk. There were a few times he almost lost his grip and fell but he quickly grabbed another vine and held on tight. As he reached the top, Vanitus clapped his hands cutting the scene. "Ok people time for the giant's castle. Hey Roxas you can come down now."

Roxas sighed in relief. "Finally."

"As Ven reached the top of the clouds and the end of the beanstalk he slowly put a foot on the cloud. Seeing how he could walk on it he began to walk noticing a castle in the distance. When he got closer to the castle he noticed something was different."

"This must be where the giant lives." He found a crack in the door and walked inside. Everything was like when he was in wonder land after he drank the potion to shrink him. He was a tiny mouse compared to the furniture. He looked around and saw a table. There on the table was a goose and a golden egg lying next to him. "That must be it."

He jumped on the chair and climbed up. Once he reached the top of the table he saw a harp. Just like a pirate ship it had a beautiful girl sculpted on the harp. He walked over to pick it up when her eyes opened and started to sing.

"Hello? Who are you?"

"The names Ven. I'm going to take you and the goose to my mother."

"That's not a good idea. The giant will get you." She was growing rather loudly

"Hey, shhh. You're going to let him know I'm here." Ven ran up putting his hand over her mouth."

"Hmmm mm hm." She struggled free away from him grip.

"I'll let you go if you quiet down."

She nodded and Ven slipped his hand away. "There now you're coming with me."

After picking her up he leaped over to the goose that was sound asleep. Quickly he tied a rope around the goose's neck and tugged on it waking up the bird. "You're coming with me."

The goose flapped violently honking loudly. "Hey you're going to make the giant come in here."

The harp popped out of his bag singing loudly again. "Here he comes, the giant is coming you must run!"

Ven pulled on the rope making the goose follow. He ran under the stove to hide and he heard footsteps approach.

"Fe, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of a key bearer." The giant roared. "I eat key bearers for breakfast."

Ven poked his head out to get a look at what he had to deal with. What he saw almost made him fall backwards. There stood a giant, so high he could not believe his mind. With the giants long silver hair he swiped it out of his face so he could see. Once he noticed the goose and harp were gone, he roared in anger. "Where are you key bearer? I want my harp and goose back."

"Ven thought that he could take the chance and run for it. He ran with all his might running past the giant. Huffing and puffing he made it to the crack in the door before the giant saw him. The giant raced after Ven catching up like nothing. Ven reached the beanstalk sliding down."

Ven looked up and saw the giant climbing down. "I got to hurry."

"I'll get you! I want my things back then I'll have you for my breakfast and use you as a toothpick."

Ven reached the bottom, and started hatching away. With each hit the bean stalk shook and slowly leaned. Once he swung the last swing the beanstalk fell with the giant crashing down to the ground. Hitting his head the giant fell unconscious.

With a sigh Ven's mother came rushing out with a gasp. "What on earth happened here?"

Ven held out the goose and the harp. "Here mother, I got them for you and defeated the giant. Mom were rich."

Aqua squealed in delightment "Oh Ven, you're awesome."

Ven chuckled embarrassed. "It was nothing."

Vanitus looked at the camera once more outing on a nice smile. "And there you have it. The first installment of the Kingdom Hearts fairytales. Thanks to my creative genius, this story was a hit."

Riku then sat next to Vanitus sitting on the chairs arm. He crossed his arms as if displeased. "Oh please. You call that an ending? I barely got any camera time and the scenes with the giant were stupid to say the least and I was playing the giant!"

Vanitus shoved him off the arm, making Riku fall to the floor. "You just don't know a creative writer when you see one."

Riku popped his head up scoffing him. "Oh really then what do you call the ending."

Vanitus just smiled. "An ending that makes the viewer's mad, because they wanted something more."

Riku rolled his eyes. "You're really an idiot."

Vanitus stood up from his chair and looked directly at Riku. "You wanna say that again?"

"I'd be glad to. You. An. Idiot."

Just then Vanitus leapt at Riku throwing a punch and summoning his Keyblade, swiping at Ri-

BEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

Ven then appeared on the camera. "Due to the behavior of some of our staff, I would like to thank you for tuning into our little video. Tune into us next time for a new story, that I will be hosting next time. Namine and the three organization guys. Till then see ya"

Sorry about the ending of the story, I was in a hurry and came up with this. So hope you were not to disappointed

Vanitus: But they were supposed to be

Me:(Conked Vanitus in the head) as I was saying if you liked this story and would like to see more comment and I'll post Namine and the three organization guys. I'm in the process of the idea and will be writing it tomorrow. Thanks for reading and RXR let me know what you would like to see and star in these fairytales.