I actually though this up when I was in the shower (...you probably didn't wanna hear that did ja? o.O) anyway the song is sung by Boss to Bijou

Hope ya like!



8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to a ham ham a little cooler than me

Her name is Bijou she's a french gal with a blue bow

She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks, all the french acordions play and the angels sing

But, she doesn't notice me

'Cuz she's cleaning her fur'

Creamin' over hair bows

Listenin' to french music

Turntables in her eyes

Chorus:

It's like a bad movie

She's lookin' through me

If you were me than you'd be

Screamin' "someone shoot me," as I fail miserably

Trynna get the GIRL ALL THE BAD HAM HAMS WANT

'Cuz she's the girl all the bad ham hams want

She likes the Eifel Tower and I like sunflower seeds

Her CD changer's full of singers that are mainly from France

She said she'd like to score some make-up and a new hair bow

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks, all the french acordions play and the angels sing

But, she'll never notice me

'Cuz she's cleanin her fur'

Creamin' over hair bows

Listenin' to french music

Turntables in her eyes

She likes hams who are nice guys

Racetrack season pass

Drivin' in a Trans Am

Does a hair bow make a ham ham?

Repeat Chorus

'Cuz she's the girl all the bad guys want(3x)

There she goes again with perfume on

And blue bows in her hair

She broke my heart I really really miss her

All I wanted was to be able to kiss her

Now I'm cleanin' my fur '

Trynna be a nice ham ham

Listenin' to french music

Turntables in my eyes

I can't wear a hair bow and I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped...

Repeat Chorus x2

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