I'm not entirely sure when this takes place. x3 Mainly because I'm not sure when Yumi&&Kaku&&Kenny&&Chiru joined/took over the Eleventh.
Yumichika, frankly, was sick of this happening. It was flattering that people – men, often – thought him beautiful, but he was not female. And this question was the last straw.
Maybe he should cut his hair.
"So, do you want to join the Shinigami Women's Association?" the...well-proportioned woman in front of him asked, a bright smile on her face.
Yumichika sucked in a breath. You know, it would be funny. And he could possibly freak out Ikkaku. "Sure," he said.
"Great! The first meeting's tonight," she flashed him another smile. "Miss...?"
"Yumichika Ayasegawa," Yumichika said, inwardly wincing at the 'Miss.'
"I'm Rangiku, and you'll meet everyone else there!" she chirped, skipping away. As soon as she was gone, Yumichika tipped his head back, staring at the sky. Why, oh why, was I cursed with such beauty?
Night came. Yumichika wasn't exactly sure where he was supposed to be going, so he just awkwardly stood near the place Rangiku had tracked him down. Ikkaku was standing next to him. Yumichika didn't know why he was there, or why he wouldn't leave. Ikkaku didn't know where Yumichika was going, however.
He heard Ikkaku gasp as Rangiku walked toward them. "Hi Yumichika!" she said, waving. "Oh, is your boyfriend seeing you off?"
"Wh-what? I'm not hi-"
"We can go now!" Yumichika said, pulling Rangiku away. He did not want to ruin this. When he got home, he'd tell Ikkaku that he had been at a Women's Association meeting. Of course, then he'd know why Rangiku thought that the two were dating.
Rangiku led him to the conference room that the meetings were held in. Quite a few women were scattered about. "Girls! We've got a new member!" Rangiku said brightly. "This is Yumichika!"
Most of the women nodded and went back to their previous conversations. Yumichika took a seat between Rangiku and a girl with straight black hair. The girl took no notice of him. She was hanging on every word of the purple-haired woman beside her.
The meeting went smoothly, until a pink blur sped into the room. "Yumi! What are you doing? Baldy told me to stalk you, and...ooh, what's this?"
A serene-looking woman that Yumichika believed to be Squad Four's Captain Retsu Unohana smiled at the girl. "Hello, Lieutenant Kusajishi."
"Hiya! I'm here to get Yumi," Yachiru said, smiling at the captain.
"Yumi! That's cute," Rangiku said. "It's also more girly."
Yachiru giggled. "Yumi's a girly-"
"You can leave now, Lieutenant."
Yachiru's smile turned into a pout. "But I wanna stay!" she wailed.
"Yumichika, if she is in fact a woman and a Shinigami, she is allowed in these meetings," Captain Unohana said, fixing her gaze on him. Yumichika shivered.
"But Yumi's not a girl! At least I don't think he is," Yachiru said, looking closely at Yumichika, who had the sudden urge to run away screaming.
"You're not a girl?" Rangiku asked. "I did notice that you didn't have any boobs, but I figured you were just flat-chested. You're entirely too pretty."
"Thank you," Yumichika said.
"Technically, males are not allowed in the Shinigami's Women Association."
"Yumi's girly enough! Oh! Oh!" Yachiru exclaimed, jumping up and down on the table. "Can I join?"
"Yes, you may join. However, Mister Yumichika may not," Captain Unohana said. Yumichika pushed himself away from the table.
"I'll see you later, ladies," Yumichika said, exiting the room.
Before he went back to the Eleventh, he got a haircut.
I had Yachiru call him Yumi because, well, he doesn't have his feathers yet. He hasn't gotten a haircut yet, either, as implied in the story.
