Author's Notes: This is my first attempt at a fanfic so a warning: read at your own risk; don't blame me if it's crap. (Which it probably will be, knowing my sense of humor.) I'm going to try to keep the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters in character so if you have any hints of how to do this without drifting off, please let me know...Thanks Millennium for your help...
What is 'Big Brother'? 'Big Brother' is an Australian reality show where 12 everyday people are put into a house; where behind all the many mirrors are camera's filming their every move. There is no TV, no radio, no phone, no contact with the outside world. One person gets evicted every week the housemates vote (they're not allowed to talk about it with each other.) for who they want out, then the public votes) and every now and then a special quest goes in for a few days but isn't allowed to talk about the outside world. The housemates get set tasks and get extra things to use in the house in depending on how they carry out the task. (Please email me if I have got anything wrong or if you have any questions.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Big Brother.
Japanese translation: Jii-chan = Grandfather.
Aibou = Partner.
Without any further ado, I present...
Chapter 1: 'You WHAT?!'
By GlitnirGebo
Yugi ran into the lounge room with a huge grin on his face and two white envelopes in his hand.
"What did you do?" asked a worried Yami with a petrified look on his face.
"Don't worry, its good news," replied his hikari, "we're going to be on 'Big Brother'!"
Yami gives him a blank look. He raises one eyebrow, then puts it back down when he sees the glare on Yugi's face.
"That's the part where you say 'YAY!'"
"... 'yay'?" said the confused yami.
"Oh, come on Yami, it's going to be fun!"
"I don't know Yugi."
"Too bad! I'm going to do it and I'll drag you along if I have to!"
"Well you're going to have to drag me because I'm not going!" and with that Yami walked out of the room.
"Oh, be realistic Yami, you know I wasn't being serious!" Yugi said, following his yami out of the room, "You're too heavy for me to drag!"
"Yugi! I'm not going and that's final!"
"You can't leave me alone with them!" Yugi said, begging to his yami.
"With who?" Yami asked, raising both his eyebrows this time.
"YUGI!!!" a chorus of five voices cried out from the room they were just in.
"With them." Yugi replied, turning to follow Yami back into the lounge room.
Yami's eyes widened at the sight before him. Suddenly Yugi fell to the floor as he was tackled by a very angry looking Bakura.
"I'm going to kill you!" Bakura screamed whilst wrapping his hands around Yugi's neck in an attempt to strange him.
"Stop that!" Yami said sternly, trying to pull the tomb robber off his hikari, "or I'll kill you!" he paused then added, "And I'll rid the world of weapons."
"I don't care!" Replied the dark, fuming with anger. He then paused, his hands still choking Yugi, "Wait...did you say 'rid the world of weapons'?"
Yami nodded, dumb-founded.
"AHHH!!! The world is coming to an end!" he screamed, let go of Yugi's neck and ran to the nearest corner, assuming fetal position and rocking back and forth.
Yami turned away from the cowering figure only to see four pairs of eyes glaring at him. "What?"
"You need to have a serious talk with your hikari about meddling with other peoples lives." Ryou said, barely noticing what happened to his yami.
"He has," Yugi replied, "He said 'if it isn't your business, then make it your business'."
"Okay. Hang on and go back. Yugi, what exactly did you..." Yami broke off noticing the white envelopes their quests were holding.
"Yugi...don't tell me you signed them up as well..."
Yugi looked towards the floor, shuffling his feet and tapping the tips of his pointer fingers together. He looked up at the rest of the gang, smiling sheepishly, he laughed nervously and nodded.
"YUUGE!!!" Joey screamed, "Do you realize there will be no TV whatsoever there?!"
Three heads turned and exclaimed "WHAT?!"
Suddenly, every head in the room turned, including the two yami's and glared at Yugi. Yugi suddenly felt very fearful for his life. They all let out a war-cry and dove for the vertically-challenged duelist who, 'eeped' and side stepped out of the way, causing everyone's heads to collide and crash.
"Ahh! My legs! I can't feel my legs!" Ryou cried in distress, trying in vain to remove himself from the bottom of the pile.
"Shut up mortal!" Bakura snarled, "Get off Pharaoh!"
Yami glared, "I would if Kaiba wasn't on me!"
"Shut up, all of you!" Seto yelled, "Get off me puppy!"
"Hey!" Joey protested.
Mokuba crawled off the top of the pile and dusted himself off ignoring the yells and shouts coming from the human/spirit pile in the middle of the room.
"Don't call me puppy!" Joey yelled.
"Damn it! I said get off me!" Bakura yelled shooting to his feet causing everyone to fall and create another pile on the floor of the room. The billionaire stood up and started a yelling match with Joey.
"Don't fight big brother!" Mokuba cried out.
"I'm not planning on suing the show...oh, you mean you want us to stop arguing." Seto replied.
"What is all this arguing about?" Yugi's grandfather asked, coming into the room, "And why aren't you at the studio?"
"Oh, I would jii-chan, but everyone is being childish and acting like cry-babies!"
"HEY!!!"
"Well you are! They're complaining because there will be no contact with the outside world, and that there'll be no TV and stuff like that!"
"Come on now!" Yugi's grandfather said, "You're all teenagers now..."
"But I'm..." Mokuba interrupted.
"Okay, most of you are teenagers. This is a big opportunity for you! Not only will you be experiencing new things, but if you win you will get the prize as well!"
"Prize? What prize?" Joey asked, suddenly a lot less interested at glaring at Kaiba for his earlier insult.
"A million dollars."
"Wow! A Mill! Imagine all the pizza's and jelly doughnuts you could buy with dat!"
"Humph!" Was Kaiba's reply, showing how much he did not care for either the money or how much food it could buy.
"You're right!" Yami said to Yugi's grandfather, totally ignoring Joey's excitement, "count me in aibou!"
"I refuse to be upstaged by that Ra-damned-good-for-nothing pharaoh!" Bakura said, shaking his fist wildly. "I'm in!"
"BAKURA!" Ryou whined, "Fine then, I'm going too!"
"I'm going," Mokuba said, "so long as big brother's there...I mean him." He added as an after thought, pointing at Kaiba.
"Well I'm going! Even if there is no TV, at least I won't have to pay for the food!" Joey said, then thought to himself, 'that way I'll have a whole Mill to spend on food when I win!'
Author's Notes: Well...what do you think? Feel free to flame me. Anyways... And thanks Millennium for your all help with this chapter!
Author's Yami's Notes: Our first chappie! I never thought I'd finish it so quickly...no thanks to my hikari...
Please R&R...
