Disclaimer: No, I am NOT JK Rowling, and I do NOT own the Harry Potter series or any part of it.
Here is a collection of one-shots about HP couples that never were, never will be, or just plain don't make sense. Enjoy!
Luna Lovegood/ Fred Weasley
Loony and Funny
But Always Honest
Luna Lovegood was sitting in the library reading The Quibbler for the seventh time. She had found a particularly interesting article on Nibbling Fogswatters. Luna was settled into her favorite chair, all the way in the corner. If she turned her head to the side just a bit, she had an amazing view of the lake. She lazily flipped the page.
Fred Weasley was walking towards the library to maybe actually study for once. George was in the hospital wing due to an unpleasant 'accident' with some Drooble's Best Blowing Gum. Fred almost laughed out loud at the thought of it.
He entered the library and saw Luna Lovegood sitting all by herself. Everyone else was sitting with someone, the whole library was occupied mostly by clusters of friends, couples, and the stern librarian Madam Pince.
Without really thinking Fred walked to the edge of the library and sat down next to Luna Lovegood.
"Hello Fred," Luna said without looking up form her magazine.
"How do you know I'm Fred?" Asked Fred, quite shocked, she could tell.
"Lucky guess?" Luna said, smiling at Fred. "It's not nice to cover your brother's head with Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, you know,"
"I only did it- and he-how did you know that?" Fred stammered.
"But it is nice to come and sit with me. Thank you," She smiled at him again.
Something about her smile made Fred's heart beat a little faster.
"Uhh sure," He said, realizing for the first time how pretty Luna was.
"Hey, Luna?" He asked.
"Yes?" She said looking up at him. She did like him, he was quite nice.
"Do you want to go with me to Honeydukes with me this weekend?" He asked.
"Yes, I would love to," Luna smiled. Something about her smile was so genuine. Fred loved that about her, she was genuine.
"But don't forget to wear an extra pair of socks," Luna reminded him.
"Why would I wear two pairs of socks?" Fred asked.
"To keep the Fillinarks from lodging in your toes. They can be quite nasty," Luna said knowingly.
Fred grinned. He kissed Luna on the cheek and left the library.
An unlikely couple? he thought to himself. Yes, very unlikely. But does that make it an unhappy couple? Fred smiled. No, not at all.
Fred decided that was one thing, he just didn't think George had to know. One secret that was all his. His, and Luna's.
Sniff, sniff. So sweet! :')
For a record, this story may have a lot of fluff in it. Fluff, sweetness, sap and some other cheesy stuff. If you don't like it, don't read it. :P
This whole story is just a collection of one-shots about different HP couples, that didn't happen, will never happen, or are just plain unlikely. Think Luna and Fred are unlikely? They're probably the most likely of the bunch.
You don't have to review, but I'd appreciate it. Thanks! :D
