A/N: Just a text conversation between our two favorite glee boys ;)

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This takes place after Kurt transferred back from Dalton to WMHS. Starts right after Dalton boys are driving back to school from the 'Somewhere Only We Know' flash mob.

I don't own glee:(

Kurt: I love you.

Blaine: I love you too:)

Kurt: No, really. I do. I can't believe you skipped school just to come to WMHS.

Blaine: Yeah, it was a tough decision. Sitting through classes, or serenading my gorgeous boyfriend.

Kurt: You flatter me, Mr. Anderson.

Blaine: Hey Kurt?

Kurt: Hmmm

Blaine: I miss you

Kurt: I saw you ten minutes ago.

Blaine: I know. But I miss you.

Kurt: I miss you too.

Blaine: Hey, if I die, will you do the funeral?

Kurt: Yes but why would you die?

Blaine: Because David is driving. Holy hell.

Kurt: Oh :( please don't die.

Blaine: Kurtieee, we're going 95 and the speed limit is 70. And we're in one of Dalton's old van things.

Kurt: I'm sorry.

Blaine: KURT. I LOVE YOU. AND I NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. AND I LOVE YOU.

Blaine: AND I LOVE YOUR EYES. THEY ARE SOOOOOO AMAZING. THEY'RE LIKE BLUE, BUT NOT.

Blaine: OMG I CAN'T IMAGINE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOUUUUU

Blaine: I MISS YOU SO MUCHHH. AND YOU ARE ADORABLE. AND GEORGOUS. AND SEXY. AND CUTE. AND I LOVE YOU.

Blaine: BLOW THE CANDLES OUTTTTTT. LOOKS LIKE A SOLO TONIIIIIGHT

Blaine: 'CEPT NOT BECAUSE IT'S A DUET BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

Kurt: I love you too?

Blaine: sorry. Wes took my phone. Well, Wes and jeff and nick.

Kurt: ohk.

Wes: Awww, Kurtie! Blainey took his phone back :( but seriously. Those things are all we hear about. Make him stopppp.

Kurt: Sorry Wes. Can't help you there.

Jeff: And since you left it's only gotten worse!

Kurt: I'm very sorry. But p.s. Blaine is the only one who gets 'Kurtie' privilages.

Wes: Kurtness?

Jeff: Kurtiepie?

Wes: Kurtielicious?

Wes: Kurtie-bear?

Wes: Super-mega-foxy-awesome-kurt?

Jeff: HIAWATHA?

Kurt: Uhm. What.

Jeff: I am officially re-naming you Hiawatha on my phone.

Kurt: super.

Wes: OOOO me too!

Wes: HEY. HEYYY. HEY HIAWATHAAAA.

Kurt: Yessy Wessy?

Wes: Hi.

Kurt: Hello.

Kurt: Hey, Blaine?

Kurt: Blaineee?

Kurt: Blainey-bear?

Kurt: Baby?

Kurt: Hey, Wes? Did you take Blaine's phone?

Wes: HIAWATHA! No, it died. And he is quite upset about that fact.

Kurt: Ah. So I'm stuck with you now.

Wes: YES SIR.

Kurt: Super.

Jeff: You know, you could just like, not respond to our texts.

Kurt: Yeah, but if I do that, then I'll get like 50 saying random crap. And my phone doesn't do conversation mode so that means opening up each individual one.

Wes: Try us -_-

Wes:

Wes: Hiawatha?

Wes: I was kidding.

Wes: Please respond.

Wes: We have a half an hour 'till we get to Dalton. And We're soooo boreddd.

Wes: HIAWATHA!

Wes: hey. Hey. Hey.

Wes: Heyyyyy.

Wes: HEY KURT, YOU SO FINE. YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND.

Wes: lalalalla

Wes: Hiawatha?

Wes: Hia?

Wes: Watha?

Wes: Watha-mc. Watherson?

Wes: Ugh. Fine. Don't respond.

Wes: I MISS YOU BABYYYYY (that's from Blaine.)

Wes: DAMMIT.

Wes: Low battery.

Wes: I'll text you AS SOON AS MY PHONE IS CHARGED AGAIN.

Wes: UNTILL THEN, GOODBYE, MY LOVE, HIAWATHA.

Kurt: Mature, Wes. REAL mature.

Kurt: School's out, I g2g drive home, then make dinner for dad. Tell Blaine I love him.

END OF CHAPTER 1

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