Chapter One
I love you two, but James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, I am not you.
Fangs POV
I wake up to Angel looking down at me, with her pillow in her arms.
"Angel," I say, my voice hoarse, rubbing my eyes. "What time is it?"
"Sorry, Nudge has been on a call all night and I can sleep."
I pat the end of my bed, thinking to her that she could sleep there, since I have never been much of a talker. She smiles, puts her pillow down and I turn off the light.
|Six hours later|
I walk into the kitchen of our house and Gassy greets me with a loud fart.
"Gassy, put the cereal back, sounds like you've had breakfast" I yell, like he couldn't hear me already.
Max walks in, obviously woken up by my yelling. She scrunches up her face, grabs the cereal Gassy was putting away, and left the room.
I grab an apple, and leave the room to wake up Nudge.
But she was already awake. She was lying on her bed, staring at her phone, in utter surprise.
"Someone random called me."
"Uh-huh. Happens all the time."
"This person. Thought that. The phone. Was. A. FELLYTONE!"
"Ah." I say, not sure what I was supposed to say.
"Fang, he said, that his teacher, was coming to our house."
I take a deep breath. Hell yeah, I normally don't talk, but, I was at a loss for words.
"Fang, their stalkers!" Nudge screams.
"Well, if they come to the house, then we have to move."
"Fang,"
I smile and leave the room, then laugh, realizing this was probably a prank call.
|The Next Day|
I wake up and see Nudge by the front door with Max. I look at them, grab something to eat, and return to stare at them.
"Nudge got a call saying that-"
"Yeah, I know."
"No. Another one. And, who has been taking care of the mail?"
"Gasman."
"The boy said that he was only calling because we did not respond to the letters."
"Then his mom came and she was like, 'Ronald Bilius Weasely, Harrys here!'" Nudge adds.
"Bilius." I say, laughing at the extremely stupid name.
I stop laughing when there is a knock on the door, and Max gathers up the Flock.
Do you like it? Dumbledore is the person knocking on the door, and Angel is convince them into going. Reviews not absolutely needed, but absolutely wanted.
