A/N: So, this is just a quick one-chapter fic from me. :) I was cleaning out my art/writing drawer in my bedroom today, and came across a piece of paper where I'd written down a bunch of Lord of the Rings awkward moments. Another author has done this already, so I'm not gonna make a whole fanfic out of this or anything...I just felt like putting these on my computer. XD Oh, and if some of these have already been in the aforementioned author's fic, I'm sorry. XD I don't mean to copy.

Enjoy this oneshot! "To Whatever End" will be updated again either today or tomorrow!

~Erin

Lord of the Rings: Awkward Moments

That awkward moment when Gandalf's light doesn't get rid of the Nazgûl.

That awkward moment when Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor.

That awkward moment when Tom Bombadil shows up on set, expecting to be in the movie.

That awkward moment when Sam drowns in the Anduin because Frodo's not a fast paddler.

That awkward moment when Legolas is caught bleaching his hair.

That awkward moment when the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm doesn't break.

That awkward moment when Legolas rips Gimli's beard as he tries to pull him up.

That awkward moment when Aragorn and Frodo lean backwards.

That awkward moment when Gollum can't catch his fish, so juicy sweet.

That awkward moment when Merry and Pippin run faster than everybody else.

That awkward moment when Boromir is attacked, but Merry and Pippin just stand there watching.

That awkward moment when everyone realizes Legolas' mother isn't dead, she's just never mentioned in the books or movies.

That awkward moment when Legolas falls off the cliff when he looks over to grieve for Aragorn.

That awkward moment when Gimli's actually a dwarf-woman.

That awkward moment when everyone discovers that Faramir is actually Chuck Norris in disguise.

That awkward moment when somebody calls Legolas "Link."

That awkward moment when Éowyn can't get her helmet off and reveal she's a woman.

That awkward moment when Legolas fires an arrow and misses.

That awkward moment when the Lothlórien boats start sinking as they float down the Anduin.

That awkward moment when Éomer throws his spear at the leader of the Oliphaunt army...and completely misses.

And in the spirit of my most popular fanfic series yet...

That awkward moment when Kaia is the best horse rider out of everybody.

That awkward moment when Haldir finds out about Erin and Legolas.

That awkward moment when Kathryn beats everyone in an Orc-killing contest.