Today, join us as we hunt down the elusive Tracy.
Cheese Wizard, Pink Scyther, and Vulpix777 prepare for the hunt.
V7: There's nothing like a chainsaw I say, that grizzly buzzing
is music to my ears. ( Fires up the chainsaw to make sure it's
in working order. )
CW: I prefer the crowbar. ( Swings the crowbar, breaking a table
in half )
PS: Where have you been! Flamethrowers are the new hot item!
( Sets a bush on fire with it.)
V7: Lets get started, first we have to find him by checking his
natural habitats.
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V7: Here we are, Victoria Secret, where he buys all his lace panties.
Clerk Lady: May I help you?
PS: Excuse me, have you seen this guy around lately?
(holds up a picture of Tracy. )
Clerk Lady: Yeah, he comes here a lot, you just missed him.
CW: Do you know where he said he was going?
Clerk Lady: I think he said somthing about going to the lab.
PS: That's Probly Proffesser Oak's Lab!
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V7: Hello, Proffesser?
Oak: MMMMMMMmmmmmmmph!!!
CH: He's tied and gagged!
PS: ( Rips away gag ) Where did he go!
Oak: He was going to catch a boat to Bug Island.
CH: Come on! Let's go!!!
Oak: Hey! Don't leave me here!
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V7: We know he's here on this island. Poke'ball, Go!
Tony: Hi guys!
V7: Tony, we have to track down the evil Tracy.
Tony: Yeah!
PS: Here, get the sent. ( Takes out Tracy's dorky headband and
dangles it infront of Tony)
CH: Where did you get that?
PS: It was Oak's gag.
V7: Clever devil...
Tony: I got it! I got it!
CH: You really arn't the most vicious looking ninetales are you Tony?
PS: Try showing your teeth and drool a little.
Tony: Like this?
V7: Yeah it's perfect! Now give me a nice big savage growl.
Tony: GGGRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!
CH: You're giving me goosebumps!
V7: Tally Ho!
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Tracy: La la la...picking wildflowers is such great
fun...tra la la la la...
Tony: HA ha ha! There he is!
Tracy: OOOooooo!!! A ninetales with rabies!
I better make some skeches!
V7: There he is!
PS: Yeah let's get him!
Tracy: I think I better run... hey! I just had a thought!
Cheese Wizard swings the crowbar, hiting Tracy
on the side of the head. Tracy stumbles, stunned by
the blow. V7 dives in with the chainsaw cutting off one
of his legs so he can't run, blood spraying all over.
Tracy grabs his leg, trying to use it as a club to fend
off the attackers, but Tony grabs the leg first and goes
off to burry it somewhere.
Tony: Ewww! It's hairy!
PS: Clear out People!
Pink Syther torches Tracy with the flamethrower, thouroly
charing his body. Cheese Wizard continues to club Tracy's head, while V7 puts the
chainsaw to work sawing his body in half.
Tracy: YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
V7: Quick guys, grab each end and pull!
CW grabs his head, and PS his remaining
leg and they begin to pull tearing his body in two.
His intestines streaching, and ripping when they can no
longer take the strain. V7 pulls out a small bomb, setting
it nexto Tracy.
V7: Hit the Deck!!!
The bomb goes off, blowing Tracy into
millions of chunks, the spray of blood drenching all,
intestines and other organs decorating the foliage. Little
bits of brain scattered on the flowerbeds.
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Later...
V7: Well, (flicks a Tracy chunk off of her sleeve.)
that went quite well.
PS: I'll say, that was really fun!
CW: I had a blast!
Haaahahahah! That was really fun to write!!!
I will definetly write another so email me if you want
to be in it!
