why hello there. im hylianhero128. some of you may know me from the smash bros section, but if not... hello :D i would like to present my first Soul Calibur II story, which is a parody :) it features link as the protagonist, and we follow him along his journey to destroy Soul Edge. Part One will serve as a lead up to part two (obviously). in this first part, Link's backstory (which is based on ocarina of time) is explained. It is already completely written, and there will be four chapters plus a prologue and epilogue. the second part is planned to be eight chapters long, and will chronicle the events that come to pass as Link battles the other soul calibur guys in his search of the soul edge. i hope you find this funny :)
Link's Tale of Souls and Swords
-PART ONE-
By: HylianHero128
Prologue
It was yet another peaceful day in Hyrule. The birds sang their peaceful song amongst the peaceful trees that grew on the peaceful plains that were home to other such peaceful creatures. It was on this peaceful day in the peaceful kingdom of Hyrule that Link was frolicking about the fields; skipping and singing a rather cheerful ditty. He leaped high into the air, and rolled around in the tall grass, breathing in the fresh Hyrule air. But lo, the air was not so fresh anymore. Link's head poked up from a patch of dandelions and looked skyward. Alas, the once clear and sunny sky was now clouded and dark.
"Oh my god!" Cried Link, "THE SKY IS FALLING! AAHH!" Link screamed. He ran for Hyrule Castle.
Chapter One: The Sky is Falling
Link tore through the marketplace, as children and cuccos ran out of the way.
"AAAAHHH! THE SKY IS FALLING!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!" Link barreled past Malon, sending her basket of eggs flying. They rained down upon the hapless townspeople as Link continued down the dirt path to Castle Hyrule. He reached the gate and ran up to the guard.
"SIR SIR, LET ME IN! I MUST SEE PRINCESS ZELDA! THE SKY IS FALLING!"
The guard eyed Link most quizzically. "…Is everything all right Master Link? Are you ill?"
"PLEASE SIR OPEN THE GATE! THE SKY WILL CRUSH US ANY MINUTE!"
Deciding the young warrior would not be swayed, the guard opened the gate. He scratched his head as Link sprinted onward.
Link ran along the path and across the drawbridge. He bowled the two guards over and broke through the castle doors. Link looked about the vast hall, before sprinting in a random direction.
"PRINCESS! OH PRINCESS ZELDA! WHERE ART THOU??"
Thankfully, the princess was not far from Link. She heard him from down a hallway, and rushed to meet him.
"Link!"
"OH ZELDA! OH THANK HEAVEN I FOUND YOU!"
"What's the matter Link?"
"THE SKY!" Link gasped, "IT'S FALLING!"
Zelda's eyebrows furrowed, and her head tilted to one side, giving Link a most ridiculing expression. "Come again?"
"COME TO THE WINDOW!" Link said. He grabbed Zelda's hand, and brought her to a window. He took the back of her head and pressed her delicate face against the glass. "SEE?"
"AHH! YOU CREEP! LET GO OF MY HEAD!"
Zelda elbowed Link in the gut. He shrieked and let her got at once. Zelda peeled her face from the window, and looked through it to see the dark clouds in the sky. She frowned again.
"You knucklehead." She cried, "It's just gonna rain."
"ACID!" Link said, "IT SHALL RAIN ACID! AND ALL THE PLANTS WILL DIE!"
Zelda sighed and simply walked away, leaving Link to stand alone in the hall contemplating Hyrule's dark future. Little did both of them know that our clueless hero was perhaps not so clueless after all…
thus ends chapter one. please, tell me what you tihnk, and ill post chapter two.
