So, here I am, with a brand new story. Again. Anyway, here's how this works...

You suggest something on the latest chapter if you want to see it, but there's one rule:

ONLY POST IT ONCE.

You post it on chapter five, you don't post it again. Same with all the others.

Understood? Great.

Now, somebody get the marshmallows, I want s'mores!


Valentine's Day

"I must have heard you wrong," Herobrine sighed. "I thought you said we send cards to someone we love."

"That's exactly what I said," Steve responded, not looking up from his card.

"So then are you writing a card to yourself?"

Steve glared at Herobrine, marker still in hand. "I'll have you know that I have a girlfriend."

"Alex? She is your sister! And she would beat you to a pulp if you asked her out!"

"No. A very nice young lady who appreciates me for who I am."

Herobrine scratched his chin innnnnnnnnnn mock thought. "Hmm...Notch?"

"What? No!"

"Jessie?"

"No..."

"The Highland Witch?"

"I said YOUNG."

Herobrine sighed. "Pearl?"

"Ye-what? That was a ONE TIME THING!"

"With an Enderman."

"Ugh." Steve looked back at the card and resumed writing.

"Hello, you two!" Notch's voice rang out from somewhere behind Hero, and said Pasta sighed.

Steve looked up and immediately covered his eyes. "Oh Lord, Notch, put some clothes on!"

"I'm wearing clothes!" Notch protested as Hero turned around.

"Notch," Herobrine hissed, "a pink Cupid outfit that looks like an old lady's swimming outfit does not count as clothing. You KNOW how easy I am to scar!"

Notch glared. "Well, I'm off on a date."

"Wearing that?!" Steve sighed.

"Yes, thank you very much." With that, Notch turned and walked out, mumbling angrily.

Herobrine and Steve glanced at each other and shook their heads.